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I keep seeing my old high school friends constantly go out, party, and be happy, while I'm just sitting indoors all day doing college homework. It hurts a lot and I don't know why.
This shit bothers me so much. The girl in particular that's partying is in pre-med, and I wouldn't be able to live with myself if she has better grades than me (I'm also doing pre-med).
I really need help w/this. It's affecting my work.
it's called FOMO
just go out
Unreasonably strict parents, don't live on campus because of health issues, haven't really made any friends as a result. I still talk to some old friends from HS and have made acquaintances, but its not much.
Hi I’m a virgin and just want to know what sex feels like thanks
Ever fuck a fleshlight? A lot like that.
The actual experience of being with a woman with whom you share an emotional connection is very different though, and fucking awesome. Like the actual sex becomes secondary.
put your finger in your mouth and rub the cheek from inside
this is how a blowjob feels
now take two fingers and tighten your lips a bit while puckering them slightly, then move the fingers in and out
this is what vaginal sex feels like
now find a girl of your dreams that makes you feel happy and capable and safe and strong and protective and gentle and appreciated and loved
this is what the good part of sex feels like
Imagine not having to jack yourself off
how do I leave my small town if im on probation for being black?
can I transfer it to the city a few hours away or do I have to run and just go to jail?
All questions for your PO, as you've been told before.
At this point it is plain to me that you don't want to change your situation at all. You like the fact that you get to complain about it, which is why you blame it on race instead of on the fact that your broke the fucking law in a way which potentially endangered other people who absolutely did not deserve to be sharing the road with someone who was so high he ran off the road.
If you really wanted to change anything you would have already asked your PO about transferring and if they have any resources to help you get a job.
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Remove this and block the OP. He has posted this same query every single day for over six months. He is obviously not looking for advice but just abusing the system
Remember this shit op? We gave you some tips. It's time to take action you moron.
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I know they're not gonna try and help or even care they're going to be like oh do you magically have a job offer? nope? fuck you. I have to wait to even do that because im in a program thats for hillbilly part of the state only and the city doesn't have the same thing. the po is a total CUNT like all she does is bitch and bitch and bitch I wat her to get raped
Hey /adv/ i need some help.
I can't find a job. Ive been searching for over half a year but nothing has come up. Ive been living with a friend but he cant really support himself and me anymore so ive gotta go. I wanna hoof it out of southern california in the hopes of finding work but i dont know where to go. I have nowhere to stay and without work, im actually gonna die.
Yeah i finished hs, ended with a 3.8 overall
find a restaurant, work for free, ask them to give you meals in exchange. be good, don't steal anything from them. do anything they tell you to do.
be silent, don't talk about anything. don't talk about anyone. just focus on your job. the most important things for you now are food and sleep. what comes later, comes later
Go to a temp agency such as work source, if they can get my dumb ass cousin who's a felon abd didn't graduate highschool work then they can certainly find a fresh 18 year old work. BTW the fact that you are young is a good thing, people will be more likely to hire you because you're a blank slate and if you don't have any work experience or an education they won't care.
Where are you currently living?
Do you have a resume?
shit nvm just realized it said 24 and older
Here's another one
i need advice/suggestions on what mobile app to make. Dont let your ideas go to waste and share them with me so that i might bring them forth into existence.
Talentless hack app. For developers who still need mommy to do things for them
How about an app that helps you come up with ideas for apps to make?
>>20260230 >underrated post
some kind of ios adblock would be interesting
Do like how Snapchat has those filters that add dog ears and shit, but instead have it add big bouncy breasts to every person in a camera shot.
These are a dime a dozen, including built-in ones and ones made by top dev teams.
My sister has, historically, not been very good at keeping her promises. This time around, she promised me that she'd come over tonight and we'd hang out and watch anime together. Instead, she decided at the last minute to stay home and watch a movie with her boytoy. When I see her tomorrow and she apologizes to me (for the billionth time), will I be an asshole if I say, "It's okay, I didn't expect you to actually show up anyway"?
That’s the whole point of saying such a thing.
Do we have the same sister, man?
And obviously, you're going to sound like a passive-aggressive asshole, which isn't necessary wrong but what would be the point? In the end you're silly yourself if you expect her to keep promises when she generally doesn't.
If she isn't too old and your relationship isn't too shitty, you can attempt to teach her being responsible bit for bit but it's pretty daunting.
Nah, it should be "It's fine. I'm used to you breaking every promise you make. It wasn't a surprise."
Drive the point home hard.
>>20259874 >"it's fine, I understand you're too busy being dicked by chad to watch my stupid anime you lying bitch."
Jesus, could you be more insufferable.
At least she pretends to care about you.
I've been seeing this guy for the past six months now. We're exclusively together, but he doesn't want a relationship. I feel rejected because of it and can't get the thought of not being good enough for him out of my head. I love spending time with him and I know he really cares for me so I really shouldn't mind not officially being together, right? How can I deal with these feelings of disappointment so they wont ruin what I've already got going on?
Don't think too much into it. Girls who say that are just trying to make themselves believe something that isn't true.
Yo OP I've got some insider perspective on this.
I dated a girl casually but exclusively for maybe ~18 months a few years back. I had other reasons I didn't want to jump into an official relationship with her at the start, but spending time with her was easy and felt good and I liked her. Thing is that at no point in our relationship did my feelings ever progress past that point. I liked her and I liked to spend time with her but I was not in love with her and after spending so long together I was fairly confident I would never develop those feelings for her. It had nothing to do with the fact that she wasn't good enough for me, because she was, and it didn't stop me from wishing those feelings would develop so I'd know what to do. Having been happily in love in a relationship I knew that was what I wanted out of any subsequent relationships, and I knew that wasn't what I was getting out of that particular relationship. My advice to you is to think about it more as his problem than yours. If you've got nothing better going on and you like spending time with him then I don't see much reason to end it. Maybe talk to him about no longer being exclusive so you can see what else you can find without burning the bridge. What are your feelings toward him? Do you love him?
Something about this seems weird, also, no offense but if he still doesn't love you after 6 months of exclusively dating... I would move on. You deserve to find someone who is willing to love you without reservations
You need to tell him how you're feeling. Then end it.
Trust me I know it's scary the thought of being alone again (I'm in the exact same space right now after a 2 year relationship), but this shit is only going to get more toxic for you.
At this point he's content and the only way he's truly going to realise that he wants more is if you take it away. But be prepared to instead face a new found freedom if it just ends.
You've got a guy fucking you for 6 months, that's a good fucking job on your part, I'm sure you're a beautiful person who will find someone who wants the same as you.
>>20259630 >We're exclusively together
I can almost guarantee you you’re not. I’m a male and I went through the exact situation with a girl a couple of months ago. If someone “doesn’t want a relationship” it’s most often because that person still wants the freedom to fuck around and not feel guilty
What are the biggest red flags on the first date?
>>20256825 >I have a lot of guy friends >I've dated older men in the past >cant stand controlling guys >my ex is such an asshole >I love molly >I got lip injections >my dad isn't in my life >im gonna get a cigarette >I got blackout drunk this one time >I have a stalker >I just cant seem to get a job >I love mixed babies >my roommate is a guy >I'm seeing a psychiatrist >you cant tell me what to do
>>20256825 >Saying they don't get along with women, or that other women hate them. >saying anything about them having problems in life because of their "good looks" >Doesn't get along with her own family >Owns a dog that is "afraid of men" >Really seems to enjoy gossip >Goes on about how *Blank* is so oppressed >Posts images of herself regularly on Social media
-Owning a cell phone
-Overtly caring about politics in anything other than overarching generalities
-Recent breakups or anything indicating her life is a steady stream of relationships and relationship hopping
-Other small things that start forming a certain picture
-Overly status oriented
-Judgemental in ways lacking a clear ideological and tangible root
-Machiavellian in a binary way
-Talking about herself excessively, not talking about herself via her view of the world
Hey guys beta here. I’m going to my first high school house party ever. There’s gonna be alcohol and such there, any tips on what to do and what not to do? (I know the host very well if that helps at all)
It depends on what kind of party it is.
A party amongst a few good friends is way different than a big "class get-together" type thing. Either way, since it's your first go, don't hit the drinks too hard. Have a glass of water in between every alcoholic drink. Only drink when others do, not before, and if you start to feel too messed up, stop.
If you have a day before the party, drink water until your piss is clear or nearly clear, for optimal hydration beforehand. Your body gets dehydrated when processing out alcohol. Even if you got completely wasted, a quart of water before bed would be enough to prevent a hangover.
Barring that, one glass of water per unit of alcohol. One unit being a shot of hard liquor, a glass of wine, or a can of beer. Do NOT mix dark colored liquors with light colored liquors. Bad times if you do. Eat a somewhat heavy meal about a half hour before drinking- something with fat and bread. A big cheeseburger works well. DON'T LET PEOPLE PRESSURE YOU INTO DRINKING MORE. The feeling you're aiming for is "I feel nice and warm", and just before "I can't quite walk straight". Once you hit that point, only have one drink an hour to maintain it, two if it's going away quickly. And for the love of all that's good in the world, don't go flirting with wasted girls. It's a good way to get a rape accusation these days. Remember- if they're not sober, the court won't recognize their consent. All in all, watch the drunken retards for laughs, and have fun responsibly.
A nice and warm feeling is all I’m going for, nothing more than that. What’s the best alcohol for that warm feeling? (I’m not planning on picking up girls really either)
There really isn't a best one. Easiest for a new drinker is sweet stuff so you don't taste it as much. Easy answer is drink three shots of vodka, see how it affects you in 30 minutes to an hour, and add more or maintain from there.
1. Water, water, water. For every two drinks you have, knock back a bottle of WATER (not soda). You want to be drunk, not shit faced and throwing up in the one toilet.
2.Fireball whiskey is all the rage. Tastes sweet and gets you that warm drunk feeling. 3. Have mints and a condom. You never know anon. 4.You'll know you're drunk enough when you can get up and dance alone with no issue. 5. If beds are limited, bring a pillow. 6. When meeting new people do it two ways, either through an activity like flip cup or beer pong or through the simple question 'so how do you know (host of party)'
So like, theoretically, if I wanted to kms, where would I go about finding groups to do it with? Not that I'm not thinking about doing it alone, but I kind of figure it would be cool to find some people to maybe have a nice evening together with as a last night. Are there any communities for that sort of thing?
suicide pact? im in how we doin this?
How could there be a community if they all kill themselves
allright fuck me i guess
Find anything? I can see the appeal.
Start a cult, find lonely, poor, and desperate people and give them the answer to all their problems. After a while they will be willing to follow you to the end