Well, look--see... A man, is like a lock...no... wait... See, a woman is like a lock, and, uh, a man, he's... uh, well men are like keys, they stick their key into the lock, right? So, like, women have lock holes and men put their keys in 'em, so, like, a lock is, uh... um.. a lock is only supposed to open with a key, right? A woman is only supposed to open her legs with a key, right, which is, uh, a man. So a man is supposed to open lots of locks, because that's how keys work, they open lots of locks. It's called a skeleton key, and men are supposed to open lots of locks, which, remember, that means that, uh, women are locks, so a man is supposed to open a lot of women. But opening a woman is like having sex with her, so a man is a key so he has sex with lots of women because a key is for opening a lock, which is a woman, and a woman isn't supposed to have sex before marriage because women are locks, and they're not made to open with a key, well, uh, they're only supposed to open with one key, not a skeleton key that opens every lock, er... I mean, women aren't supposed to be skeleton locks because, well, what kind of fucking whore would that make her?