Yeah, it's sad, pathetic even, but an absolutely valid complaint on their behalf and mine.
I never did drugs, I never drank or smoke. I stayed in school. I studied. I got straight A's.
Then I went to college, and after 4 years of commuting, and sitting down for obscurantist lectures on Marcell Duchamp and Samuel Beckett, I gained 50 pounds and I graduated. I couldn't find a single place to hire me. And any place that did hire me would only let me work part time, and I could not choose my schedule. As a result I can barely afford a quarter of the things my parent could afford, and my friends want me to miraculously pool in enough dough to buy a house and move in with them. (They are on hard times too, they also work grocery store jobs, but they are a lot more social and less ass burgery than me). All because of my stupid ASSpergers, delusional parents and even more delusional school system. Keep in mind, I went to a state college. So my useless major, and useless degree was paid with your tax money. Infuriatingly enough.
I'm a fat 30 year old waste of life loser who lives with his parents. Yeah, I bet you wish you were me! Aren't I cool? Honestly, if I were still an atheist, I'd give away all belongings to someone more worthy than me, and then I'd kill myself...
Thank God I'm a Christian! Thank you God for I am a Christian! Praise the Lord for giving us meaning!
My useless degree is something more worthy to complain about, than Andrew Dobson complaining about his "oh-so-terrible" art & animation classes. At least his classes taught him something, and gave him an ability to draw that makes me envious.