I just wanna boot the neck of the "person" who writes comments like this. Quick question. Are you so obese that when you get up to get more tortilla chips, you have to dislodge your belly fat from the loops in your armrest?
Hey quick question, when you get up out of your chair to get more reese's pieces, do you grunt in slight annoyance and displeasure because your belly fat welled over into the armrest loops again and got caught a little bit as you were trying to get up? Because that's the vibe you're giving off. Hey, are you morbidly obese? Because FOR SURE don't write shit like this.