To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Regular Car Reviews. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Mr Regular's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Regular Car Reviews truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mr Regular's existential catchphrase "Meat," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mr Regular's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a RCR tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid