>>18980180>be me>just got out of night class>girl i liked and tried to talk to but mostly ignored me walks up
"hey anon can you drive me to my car">her car was parked across campus, while mine was just outside the building>freak out internally "yesh- i mean yeah sure no big deal">she's thicc, and i have been swooning since i first saw her>struggle to control autism as a woman enters my sacred vehicle for the first time
"wow your car is clean anon" >"yeah i never eat or let people in it">awkward laughter and silence >realize that was a stupid thing to say >realize now is my only chance, as she will probably never interact wth me again (class has like 300 in it) >approaching large roundabout that separates the two campuses>"do you like roller coasters?"
"hah not really, they're ok"
fuck, but whatever too late now>"well check this!">clutch kick hard as i enter the roundabout, ~20mph>drifto 4 dayz
*screams*>almost lose it >recover >spank the curb upon exiting >7/10 not too bad, keep going
"STOP THE CAR ANON"
wait wasn't that cool
*more screaming at me*>I stop, and she runs out with her stuff>"YOURE FUCKING NUTS ANON">drive off >thankfully my car is fine, only curb rash>rush home before anyone calls the police or something >mfw lonely driver for life >mfw i see her pointing me out to her friends across the lecture hall out of the corner of my eye