I'm not seething. I'm quite happy for you. I'm happy. You are happy. We are all happy!
But please I implore you; do not call me a 'burger'. Or I shall be forced to levy a series of girthy generalized insults against yourself and your nation.
All the good things I said about where you are from? Lies.
All the things you love and hold dear are still and uninteresting.
And I copulated with your mother.