>About ten years ago, I had a good job, but didn't have many friends because I worked the 3rd shift. I was single, despite the fact that I'm a decent looking guy
>One night i went to the movie theater and watched 'Drive' alone
>It changed my life. I wanted to be Driver.
>I got my hair cut like Driver and started to wear clothes like Driver. I didn't get a Scorpion jacket though, I'm not autistic.
>I start to behave to like Driver. Quiet but cool
>I bought a brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I made enough money, so fuck it.
>I started to eat at this little diner every night. I eventually became a regular, and the staff would save me a spot
>There's a cutie-pie waitress who would always chat me up, or give me free pie
>I reciprocated but remained vague and brooding. I could tell she wanted me.
>One night I asked her if she wanted to go for a drive. She gladly accepted
>We cruised the night listening to the Drive soundtrack
>I dropped her off at her apartment, and she asked if I wanted to come inside for coffee
>"fuck yes," I thought. But I played it cool: I brooded for a second, and then replied with a simple "yeah"
>The waitress and I started dating
>I continue to keep up my Driver shlick. She introduced me to her friends, and they think I'm cool as fuck.
>Some of her dude friends started to wear skinny jeans and white tees, just like me. Holy fuck, lol, I thought
>One night her and I sat down to watch a movie on demand
>She browsed through the movies, stopping on Drive
>"Oh fuck" I thought.
>"Have you seen this yet, anon?"
>"Shit shit shit play it cool man, what would Driver do?"
>I brooded for a second. "Nah, it's not my thing," I said
>We ended up watching Bridesmaids.
>We got married a few years ago and we’re still together
>She still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for over ten years.