they try hard to compete with Hungary.>>199479016
the origin of the Great and Holy Hungarians:
everyone knows of Hunor and Magor, but they had a third brother, Ungor.
Ungor was mad that his brothers always got to fuck the stallions, while had to suck the donkey's dick. so out of rage, he decided to gather some of his fellow horse riders, and set out west, until he found Pannonia, and settled there, and named it, HUNGARIA, in the memory of his homeland in the Tarim Basin, DZUNGARIA, and decided to settle on the Danube, where he founded the city of Buddha's Pest, later misspelled as Budapest, because him and his kind were both Buddhists and pests who were unbearable even for their fellow Mongols.
from then, his descendants, were called Magyars, because the Romanians who were there called them as Magar (pronounced Muhgar) because they rode Donkeys, and Magar means donkey in Romanian, and this is where the name Magyar comes from.
Ungor founded the Kingdom of Hungry, which is the true name of Hungary, because when Ungor came, he really was hungry, and the name was spelled wrong, because Hungarians were taught to read and write later by their Austrian neighbors.
source: Gesta Hunnorum, by Kocsog Lajos.>pic related, elite soldier of the Crown of Saint Stephen.