First announcement: Nancy Pelosi is retiring from Congress effective immediately.
Second announcement: Gavin Newsom has appointed Hillary Clinton to Pelosi's old seat until the vacancy can be filled with a special election.
Third Announcement: House Democrats have voted and selected Hillary Clinton to be Speaker of the House
Fourth Announcement: President Biden and VP Harris have both announced that they are resigning, effective immediately.
Fifth Announcement: Speaker of the House Hillary Clinton has been sworn in as the first female President of the United States
Sixth announcement: Gavin Newsome has just announced that he will be appointing Nancy Pelosi to fill the House seat recently vacated by Hillary Clinton.
Seventh announcement: President Clinton has announced that her first official act as President will be to nominate Kamala Harris and 3 additional nominees to be named later to be the 10th, 11th, 12th, and 13th Supreme Court justices.
Eighth announcement: Sadly, we have just been notified that former President Biden just shit himself to death.