Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>the hundreds of thousands of years pre-mesopotamia: rocks and shit >mesopotamia: rocks and shit >ancient egypt: rocks and shit >indus civilization: rocks and shit >ancient china: rocks and shit >greek: rocks and shit >late egypt: rocks and shit >roman: rocks and shit >mesoamerica: rocks and shit >persia: rocks and shit >ptolemy egypt: rocks and shit >islamic caliphate: rocks and shit >hindu civ: rocks and shit >rest of pre-now china: rocks and shit and soem dank medicine and maybe some fireworks and then gunpowder >all the european civs: rocks and shit, and then oh shit the chinese have gunpowder nice me too
FUCKING S U D D E N L Y: >europe, china, americas: T E C H N O L O G Y >MACHINES >HOLY SHIT THEY'RE FAST >COMPUTERS >OH FUCK >HOLY SHIT AI BLOCKCHAIN IMAGE RECOGNITION BIG DATA COMPUTER MIND INTEGRATION GLOBAL CONNECTIVITY SPACE TRAVEL EMPRICAL KNOWING OF THE UNIVERSE AND SITANT GALAXIES BREAKING DOWN THE FUCKING BUILDING BLOCKS OF REALITY (okay maybe vedic did this too but no empirically) >TWO YEARS FROM NOW: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ACCELERATION WE'RE GOING TOO FAST TO PREDICT
what the FUCK is going on
what the FUCK happened
how did we jump from rocks and shit for hundreds of thousands of years to THIS FUCKING UNPREDICTABLE HYPER-TRAINRIDE?
what the FUCK is going on where are we going
have we been infiltrated by some super sneaky silicon lifeform that plans to slowly acclimate itself to our world while also acclimating us to it and making us dependent on it?
this shit is NOT fucking normal in terms of human history