Are you not aware of how offensive this picture is to me and my children? Were sitting at home enjoying a nice sesame cake when I was showing them my favorite board: [s4s]. I Was showing them how to check dubs and letting them post in the kek thread. Oh, they were having such fun. Once they had posted kek for the fifteenth time, I took them back to the front page, and enthusiastically opened that thread, hoping for more funposting opportunities.
Much to my chagrin, I was presented with this weefaggot shitting up the board. I covered my children's eyes with all of my hands and shrieked in terror. I pushed them out of the room as quickly as I could while closing my web browser.
I lead my children to my room and told them to not think about the horrible things they have witnessed. Thanks to your thread, my children will grow up and become degenerates, probably smoking marijuana and prostituting themselves instead of going to Seminary school like good children should.
As soon as I put my children to bed, I came back and wrote your webmaster a strongly-worded letter. It was very well-written and contained a great deal of adverbs and semi-colons, so I believe he will see my point.
When he does see my point, he will see fit to put a permanent ban onto your internet address. You will no longer be able to post your filthy, disgusting pictures on this site for good Christian families any longer.
I hope it was worth it, and I hope that you think about your life and what sort of impact you're having on the world in general.
Good day to you,
A disgruntled parent