Klopp and Mourinho enter a Pizzeria
Pizzaman: hello, what can i give you?
Klopp: i want a normal Pizza, pronto! Just like normal people do. Because i am normal haha. Look i do normal people things, i am so likeable! Please like me !!!
Pizzaman: here is your Pizza
Klopp: good. No tip because i am so poor, just like normal people. I am so relateable
Mourinho: hello, good evening. i want Pizza Speciale because i am the special one.
Mourinho: *hands over 1.000€* here keep the change, thank your very much and have a nice day.