Let me tell you what worked for me. I had a wife who was beautiful, just like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I oughta smile more. Who gets in deep and gambles with sharks. One day, they cut her face. We ain't got no money for surgeries. I just want to see her smile smile again. I just want to let her know that I don't care about the scars. So I take a razor in my mouth, and I do this to myself. And here's the funny part, she can't stand me. She leaves. And now, I see the funny side, and now, I'm always smilin'.