Here's a good joke.
An Australian man living in Canada went to the store to buy some bread.
When he got to the counter he asked the clerk for the loaf of bread, to which the clerk replied "You must be from Australia!"
This angered the Australian. The Australian only wanted to fit in with the rest of the local Canadians without them knowing he was Australian.
So he stormed home in a fit of rage and decided he wouldn't go back to the store until he talked normally.
The Australian man spent many long months practicing to speak and attending classes until he was convinced he spoke perfectly without an accent.
After much difficulty he decided it was finally time for him to return to the store. He went in and walked up to the counter of the store and said in the most perfect Canadian voice, "Hello, I'll take 1 loaf of bread please"
The clerk replied, "You must be Australian!"
The Australian erupted into fierce anger again and said to the clerk, "How in the hell do you know I'm Australian?!?"
the clerk then replied,
"This is a hardware store"