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From a game about a year ago, 5e
> Be low level brown bearkin bard named Ukuzi, character voice literally Solid Snake
> Have an aarakocra Monk in the party named Kazoolio
> Over time get DMPC servant-type Triton nicknamed Fishy
> Other 2 party members irrelevant
> Around lv 3, wind up in village that needs help protecting itself against bandits, 20 bandits in total and a bandit captain
> Think of plan
> Villagers hide, me and fishy hide near road, all bandits marching toward village on road after a bit
> They trigger Magic Mouth, pretend to be an angry god demanding them to stop and huddle close together or die, roll a 19 not including Intimidation bonus.
> Kazoolio approaches a bit away and asks for only the Captain to approach, he's a messenger for that god.
> Kazoolio is a distraction: group of 20 bandits all huddled really close and near house me and Fishy hiding behind. Fishy pulls out Earth Tremor after running from the side, successfully gets almost all of the them stuck or confused
> Cue the bardbear on the roof. Fishy moves far enough away just in time.
> Cue me jumping off the roof, successfully rolling safely in the middle of all 20 bandits, and casting a level 2 thunderwave, doing enough damage to kill all of them at once.
> After they're all dead, give an intimidation roar, Nat 20, the captain is frozen in place out of fear.
> Instinctively say I look at Kazoolio and say "kept you waiting, huh?"
Only regret which we mentioned later was not playing Immigrant Song as it happened.
Pic related, a picture of Ukuzi a friend of mine drew