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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 11:44:00 2014 No.31641313 View View Reply Original Report

What has /tg/ written on their deathstrikes?

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 11:47:11 No.31641350 Report

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>candlejack was he

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 11:50:53 No.31641385 Report

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>The King sends his regards.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 11:53:46 No.31641417 Report

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>special delivery, a beumb
>were you expecting one?

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 11:54:52 No.31641428 Report

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>>31641313
>Mighty Organ of the Emperor Aroused

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 11:55:54 No.31641439 Report

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>>31641313
>FREEDOM

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:00:07 No.31641479 Report

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>Buy one get one free!
>This offer won't be here long!

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:01:50 No.31641488 Report

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>It's not me, its you.
>I hope this means we can still be friends.
>If you can read this, please stand back.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:06:07 No.31641508 Report

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>>31641313
>Dis 'ere un iz of Mekboss Deffcog DO NOT TOUCH

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:07:05 No.31641514 Report

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>A bomb

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:07:48 No.31641518 Report

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>Your name here
>Insert face here -->

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:12:46 No.31641554 Report

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names of fallen soldiers

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:13:02 No.31641558 Report

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on my Deathstrike:
>20t of Imperial Diplomacy

and on my Manticore rockets:
>Anna
>Bettie
>Ginnie
>Diedre

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:13:36 No.31641562 Report

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>Do you have a moment for the word of the God Emperor?
>word of the God Emperor

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:15:20 No.31641578 Report

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>>31641562
Okay, that made me laff.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:15:26 No.31641579 Report

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>Ceci n'est pas une bombe

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:16:58 No.31641599 Report

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>The reason why you don't fuck with the Imperium

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:21:50 No.31641637 Report

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>>31641579
Nice

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:23:10 No.31641649 Report

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:23:50 No.31641657 Report

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Oh god, I didn't mean to push that button!

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:25:10 No.31641666 Report

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>Heeeeereeeesss freeedoooom!

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:26:01 No.31641671 Report

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>I prepared explosive runes this morning

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:27:02 No.31641676 Report

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A circle around the lower end.
>DO NOT ATTACH PURITY SEALS BELOW THIS POINT
>RISK OF CONFLAGRATION
>EVEN TECHPRIESTS

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:27:03 No.31641677 Report

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>If you can read this, goodbye.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:27:15 No.31641678 Report

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>I brought you a delivery
>IT WAS PAIN
Actual usage was during a B17 run in war thunder but eh, close enough

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:27:16 No.31641679 Report

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Size DOES matter.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:28:14 No.31641683 Report

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on one side
>This machine removes Heretics
and on the other
>This machine removes Xenos

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:29:04 No.31641694 Report

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>this is your FRIEND
>he fights for FREEDOM

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:33:18 No.31641731 Report

Quoted By: >>31643516 >>31643707 >>31647175

>Here comes the sun

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:34:09 No.31641739 Report

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>>31641313
>Nat 20 Bombardment

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:34:53 No.31641745 Report

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>WE MUST DISSENT

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:36:23 No.31641762 Report

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>UNIMPORTANT WASTE WATER STORAGE TANK 42

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:40:17 No.31641793 Report

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>Do not use as a Sanctioned Dildo
>It could have "explosive" results

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:44:04 No.31641818 Report

Quoted By: >>31642597 >>31643524 >>31643707

>Do not taunt machine spirit until ready for launch.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:45:19 No.31641826 Report

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>DO NOT TEACH MISSILE PHENOMENOLOGY

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:46:35 No.31641834 Report

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>if you can read this, you're too close

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:47:48 No.31641842 Report

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>Do not point at Command Bunker

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:48:57 No.31641852 Report

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>>31641745
Mary had a little lamb

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:49:24 No.31641853 Report

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>this might tickle a bit

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:49:43 No.31641859 Report

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>>31641579
u havin a giggle m8?

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:51:34 No.31641873 Report

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>aim away from face

Ransom Tue 22 Apr 2014 12:56:27 No.31641916 Report

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>>31641313
"lel ur a hueg fagit"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 13:03:16 No.31641983 Report

Quoted By: >>31643537 >>31643707

Not mine, but a guy I knew wrote "Thus I refute thee" on his grenades in Iraq.

Awesome guy.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:03:06 No.31642514 Report

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Bombastic

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:10:27 No.31642577 Report

Quoted By: >>31643537 >>31643707

If you can read this, I'm killing my techpriest.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:12:09 No.31642597 Report

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>>31641671
>>31641818
laughed harder than I should have.

>A good plan

Follow up incendiary
>A great plan

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:14:11 No.31642607 Report

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reminds me of when I was making torpedo projectile assets for a simulation project in college. I had a chuckle when someone finally noticed I sneaked a 'Kilroy was here' on the textures.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:16:46 No.31642626 Report

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Nat 20 Bia-
>>31641739
Muthafucka!

Gravekeeper Mortimer Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:16:56 No.31642629 Report

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Considering I run 3
>Butio! (Boom)
>Auctor Pacis (Peacemaker)
>Ars (Diplomacy)

Armourfag Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:17:15 No.31642631 Report

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>STC for a food can

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:18:37 No.31642643 Report

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"My name is Cuban Pete."

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:20:24 No.31642658 Report

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>rocks fall...

and on the other

>...everyone dies

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:24:36 No.31642678 Report

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>we can do this my way or the highway
>my way
>the highway

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:25:05 No.31642681 Report

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>>31641313
>"suck on thi-" message is cut off suddenly and what is there is a bit hard to read from the cranial matter of a guardsman who got caught by a Commissar vandalising holy imperial property.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:30:26 No.31642728 Report

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If I ever get around to finishing it, I'm going to do some variety of <--pic--<

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:30:45 No.31642731 Report

Quoted By: >>31647459 >>31649833 >>31660596 >>31664943

>Meatfucker
>A Distinct Lack of Gravitas
>Strangelove
>Plan B
>Shake it
>Quake it
>Space Kaboom

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:36:10 No.31642775 Report

Quoted By: >>31642832 >>31642849 >>31642871

>Inb4 you take cover
>Implying you can dodge

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:43:05 No.31642832 Report

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>>31642775
>inb4
>ignores cover
git gud

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:44:26 No.31642845 Report

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>>31642832
>git gud
inb4 u

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:44:26 No.31642846 Report

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>>31641313

>need a 20 save

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:44:38 No.31642849 Report

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>>31642775
I'll write on mine
>FUCK COVERS

because it actually ignores covers anon

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:46:46 No.31642871 Report

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>>31642775
Kek

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:51:13 No.31642900 Report

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>toxothropes op, nerf cover pls

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:55:14 No.31642938 Report

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There's something kind of sad about writing upbeat messages on the bombs.

Not for the inherent disrespect you show toward your foe, but because the armyguy needs cheering up enough to do something like that.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:56:51 No.31642950 Report

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>>31642938
If you don't like that kind of sad you wouldn't be playing 40k.

The game where every race is fullblown evil and you still fight against shit thats worse everyday.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 14:58:39 No.31642967 Report

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>>31642950

You mean 'Play Guardsmen'.

Though on /tg/, I suppose the two are interchangeable.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:01:43 No.31642985 Report

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>From the Imperium, with love. <3

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:07:40 No.31643036 Report

Quoted By: >>31643072 >>31643235 >>31648017

Not something written on a bomb or vehicle, but this reminds me of when you first became able to give your weapons unique names in Team Fortress 2. It became popular to name your shotgun "Curt Cobain's Microphone".

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:12:39 No.31643072 Report

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>>31643036

Oh man that shit's fun

On Loadout you can do the same thing, I named my pulse shotgun the Good Samaritan

It was one shot kill and I got a boner everytime it ripped someone apart

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:13:46 No.31643079 Report

Quoted By: >>31654088

>WRRRYYYYYYYY
>"Fuck you." - Dante
>Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of you dying
>Kilroy was here

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:15:53 No.31643092 Report

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Think I'll just copy real cannons
> Last argument of the Emperor
Put it on a vortex missile, just to make sure

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:17:20 No.31643105 Report

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>>31641313
>be wary of missile
>try jumping
>great shaft ahead
>praise the sun

ClockworkKomrad Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:18:20 No.31643113 Report

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"Emperor's Rebuttal"

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:19:33 No.31643125 Report

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>Ancient Greek lead sling bullets with a winged thunderbolt engraved on one side and the inscription "ΔΕΞΑΙ" (Dexai) meaning "take that" or "catch" on the other side, 4th century BC, from Athens, British Museum.

>War, war never changes.

As for what I'd write
>You should see the look on your face

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:19:50 No.31643127 Report

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>>31643072
I named my Cow Mangler 5000 "Maximized Disintegrate". I never used anything but charge shots.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:25:33 No.31643184 Report

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>>31641313
>You are already dead

>>31643125
Neat

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:27:30 No.31643206 Report

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"EAT THIS!" and "From Cadia with love!"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:30:29 No.31643235 Report

Quoted By: >>31643357 >>31643448

>>31643036
>>31643072
>>31643127
I'm a big fan of naming Sniper Rifles "Point and Click Adventure"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:40:39 No.31643350 Report

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>Insert heretic here

>Bug Spray

>Nuke the entire site from orbit

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:41:11 No.31643357 Report

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>>31643072
>>31643235
>>31643127
My Ambassador is called "The Mugshot", and my knife is called "The Toothpick of Destiny".

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:42:05 No.31643371 Report

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"The Thug's Veto"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:50:05 No.31643448 Report

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>>31643235
Hahaha. Don't forget to change the description to "::> Use GUN on ENEMY."

>>31643357
I knew a guy that changed his Huntsman to "Pro and Arrow", with the description as "You could have dodged that." Lots of other vidya references too, of course. One particularly effective Demoknight player I knew named his Half-Zatoichi "RULES OF NATURE".

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:51:25 No.31643464 Report

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>>31641313

>I've Found You! Let's Have Sexy Sex!

>Stop me if you've heard this one before.

>HUG ME!

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:52:48 No.31643481 Report

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>Bombs fall, everyone dies

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:53:53 No.31643495 Report

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>>31641678
>Actual usage was during a B17 run in war thunder but eh, close enough

I play warthunder too.
want to add so we can squad up in the future?

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:54:05 No.31643498 Report

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>>31643448
AND THE'YRE OUT WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:55:29 No.31643516 Report

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>>31641731

Love it.

Is that for a nuclear shell?

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:56:31 No.31643524 Report

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>>31641818

hehehe.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 15:57:33 No.31643537 Report

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>>31642577

lovely.

>>31641983

interesting.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 16:05:05 No.31643608 Report

Quoted By: >>31644277

>>31641313
>You can always rake the sand out.

SHAZBOT!

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 16:08:01 No.31643649 Report

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ur mums dildo

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 16:12:55 No.31643704 Report

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>>31641313
"If you can read this, it's too late to duck."

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 16:13:01 No.31643707 Report

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>>31641677
>>31641579

clever.

>>31642577

Neat. Are you being sarcastic about him being an "Awesome guy" or no?

>>31641983

hehehe.

>>31641731
>>31641818
>>31642597

Love it.

Is that for a nuclear shell?

>>31642629
Do you pronounce it like Arse? Because the idea of "Diplomacy" in another language sounding like an english word for "Ass" makes me laugh.

>>31641678
>Actual usage was during a B17 run in war thunder but eh, close enough

I play warthunder too.
want to add so we can squad up in the future?

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 16:28:32 No.31643919 Report

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>>31641313
VA-111 Shkval

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 16:50:25 No.31644205 Report

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Surprised nobody said this yet.
>HUMANITY
>FUCK YEAH

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Framesman Tue 22 Apr 2014 16:56:51 No.31644277 Report

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>>31641313
>>31643608

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 17:02:19 No.31644362 Report

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>>31641313
>knock knock

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 17:06:43 No.31644435 Report

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>>31641313
The only true answer:
>CATCH!

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 17:13:53 No.31644504 Report

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>>31641313
>TIRO FINALE!

Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK Tue 22 Apr 2014 17:20:39 No.31644577 Report

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>"Witty Greeks, and all Greeks have wit, often scratch "OUCH!" onto their shots."

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 17:21:59 No.31644594 Report

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>>31641313
"No hard feelings."

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 17:23:51 No.31644620 Report

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"Secundus was here."

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 17:28:49 No.31644694 Report

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This is a bomb. There are many like it, but this one is yours.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 17:42:18 No.31644891 Report

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"ACME"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 17:54:18 No.31645089 Report

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Cluster bomb
^,^,v,v,<,>,<,>,B,A

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 17:56:27 No.31645128 Report

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gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it an 8

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 17:56:56 No.31645136 Report

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>Critical hit! Roll for massive damage.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:09:31 No.31645357 Report

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>This is how I diplomacy

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:12:12 No.31645410 Report

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>Press button.
>Receive victory.

inb4 "he can't press a button, if you disable his hand"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:13:06 No.31645426 Report

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I wanted to be a florist

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:15:20 No.31645464 Report

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>>31644694
I like the cut of your jib.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:15:40 No.31645467 Report

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>>31641313
From Terra with love

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:15:40 No.31645468 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26YLehuMydo

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:24:59 No.31645588 Report

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I'd just draw a Stussy S on it.

But then, I'd draw it everywhere, given the opportunity.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:25:27 No.31645597 Report

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>>31645588
Fucking rad.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:37:23 No.31645757 Report

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>"[current year]"
>"not hiding under proper cover"
>picture of george costanza taped on

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:41:58 No.31645842 Report

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>>31644620
>"Secundus defecated here"
Fixed.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:46:10 No.31645922 Report

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The Greater Good

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:50:25 No.31645979 Report

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 18:54:18 No.31646025 Report

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>Are you feelin' it now Mr. Krabs?

HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:01:53 No.31646127 Report

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"Thus justice is served"

"FIRST ONE'S FREE"

"Hey genius!"

"WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!"

"Actually, this *is* Plan A"

"Greetings from Terra!"

"The God-Emperor sends His warm regards!"

"Big Ol' Can O' Bug Spray"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:05:37 No.31646170 Report

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>warning shot

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:07:53 No.31646196 Report

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To whom it may concern

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:08:15 No.31646203 Report

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>Cosmic Love-pat

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:17:12 No.31646329 Report

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>We could have been friends.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:19:45 No.31646370 Report

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Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:19:47 No.31646371 Report

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>I'm gonna turn you into a belt!

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:20:59 No.31646388 Report

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"You left your oven on."

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:22:43 No.31646409 Report

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>>31641313
01001100 01100001 01100100 01101001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01100111

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:45:18 No.31646759 Report

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>||||| ||||| ||||| ||||
>missions
>still haven't fired this thing

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:47:07 No.31646790 Report

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HELLO WORLD

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:50:39 No.31646845 Report

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B|---11--13------------------------13-----8-------------11p8h11--------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:50:51 No.31646850 Report

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>Free Shadow Portraits: Stand still and wait for flash.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 19:51:20 No.31646856 Report

Quoted By: >>31650607

My love for you is like a ballistic missile

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 20:03:48 No.31647067 Report

Quoted By: >>31647118

> I'm a fairy egg, bro
> Don't you believe in fairies?

> What are we going to do on the (country) oniichan?

> Got Milk?

> Someone is having a worse day than you.

> If found, please call United States embassy.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 20:07:03 No.31647118 Report

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>>31647067
>Pomf =3

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 20:10:49 No.31647175 Report

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>>31641385
>>The King sends his regards.

>>31641488
>>It's not me, its you.

>>31641679
>Size DOES matter.

>>31641731
>>Here comes the sun

>>31645757
>>"[current year]"
>>"not hiding under proper cover"
>>picture of george costanza taped on

>>31645922
>The Greater Good

>>31646025
>>Are you feelin' it now Mr. Krabs?

>>31646170
>>warning shot

my favourite of the thread

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 20:12:14 No.31647189 Report

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>steel rehn

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 20:27:41 No.31647459 Report

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>>31642731
>A Distinct Lack of Gravitas

HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC Tue 22 Apr 2014 20:37:38 No.31647618 Report

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>>31646127

"Look up, dipshit!"

"Here's a second opinion!"

"Rude Mechanical"

"The Glorious Smell of Promethium"

"A Treatise on Xeno Rights"

"It's genocide, I don't have to explain shit!"

"Prepare your anus!"

"OPEN WIDE!"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 20:46:11 No.31647754 Report

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WAAAAAAAAGH this!

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 20:46:39 No.31647766 Report

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>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?
>I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the navy seals.

And so on

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 20:49:06 No.31647819 Report

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> y u no worship big E

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 20:50:35 No.31647845 Report

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>The Last Argument of Kings
>Fort Save vs. Death
>I Prepared Explosive Runes This Morning

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 21:01:13 No.31648017 Report

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>>31643036

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 21:29:55 No.31648565 Report

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>>31641313
>D
warlord looks like Descartes

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 21:33:57 No.31648628 Report

Quoted By: >>31648639 >>31649896

>My Fucks.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 21:34:58 No.31648639 Report

Quoted By: >>31648665 >>31649896

>>31648628
What about
>My Last Fuck

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 21:36:25 No.31648665 Report

Quoted By: >>31648740 >>31649727 >>31649896

>>31648639
That's good too.

Personally I like to pervert bible verses.

These are my fucks, given to thee for the something something.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 21:41:00 No.31648735 Report

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>>31648017
Shouldn't the axe and shotgun be switched?

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 21:41:23 No.31648740 Report

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>>31648665
There's one from a picture of a munitorum clerk. The Shell is marked "Be thus cleansed, filthy as thou art".

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 22:28:52 No.31649470 Report

Quoted By: >>31649727

"And thus you shall be uplifted"

"Please wait for your second miracle." next one of course named Second Miracle

"Everybody gets one!"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 22:45:13 No.31649727 Report

Quoted By:

>>31648665
>>31649470
>The Finder of Lost Children

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 22:46:03 No.31649737 Report

Quoted By:

"Avon calling!"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 22:51:38 No.31649833 Report

Quoted By:

>>31642731
I like your style.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 22:51:45 No.31649837 Report

Quoted By:

A little late to the party, but:

>There are sunny days

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 22:53:34 No.31649870 Report

Quoted By: >>31650006

>>31643125
Some things never change.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 22:55:00 No.31649896 Report

Quoted By:

>>31648628
>>31648639
>>31648665
>And On the Last Day, He Said "Me-Damn That's One Big Ass Missile"

Whiteagle Tue 22 Apr 2014 22:55:31 No.31649910 Report

Quoted By:

>>31641313
>So long and thanks for all the Fish!

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 22:58:26 No.31649951 Report

Quoted By: >>31650005

The only acceptable answer.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 22:58:36 No.31649955 Report

Quoted By: >>31650086

>>31648735
But then they'd be in no order, rather than reversed.

Plus the shotgun is more of an situational weapon for taking out fireproof foes like other pyros or targe demos, or for an opener while getting into flamethrower range, so it's usually not the final blow. The axe, meanwhile, autocrits burning targets (I.e. everyone) and makes a great finisher.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:01:13 No.31650005 Report

Quoted By:

>>31649951
>handle with care
Seems a bit redundant after "NUCLEAR WARHEAD"

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:01:12 No.31650006 Report

Quoted By: >>31650160

>>31649870

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:05:41 No.31650086 Report

Quoted By: >>31650121 >>31650293

>>31649955
I've always heard it as Maim Kill Burn

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:07:34 No.31650121 Report

Quoted By:

>>31650086
Kill Maim Burn, if you ask me.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:09:18 No.31650156 Report

Quoted By:

Front toward enemy

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:09:33 No.31650160 Report

Quoted By: >>31650232

>>31650006
I wanna see one of these with the Davy Crockett portable nuclear mortar.

Who wouldn't stick their dick against nuclear death?

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:12:29 No.31650232 Report

Quoted By:

>>31650160
People who want to have children?

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:14:06 No.31650266 Report

Quoted By: >>31650348 >>31650369 >>31650387 >>31660336

"Front towards enemy"
"Apply directly to the forehead"
"Caution: Lead poisoning hazard"
"Fuck you, I couldn't think of anything"
"The Third Bowl"
"Point away from face"
"Vera"
"Channel into Fireball"
"My metaphorical penis"
"Instant barbeque, just add meat"
"The Boom-Bringer"
"Soooo, how was your daaaay?"
"Nothing personal, mate"
"Luckily, this is the only time outside horseshoes where "pretty close" counts."
"The Serbian Handshake"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:15:09 No.31650293 Report

Quoted By:

>>31650086
I guess that would make a bit more sense chronologically.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:17:10 No.31650338 Report

Quoted By:

We'll Meet Again, of course.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:17:33 No.31650348 Report

Quoted By: >>31650387

>>31650266
>"The Serbian Handshake"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:18:37 No.31650369 Report

Quoted By: >>31650524

>>31650266
>"My metaphorical penis"
I'm honestly surprised it took this long.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:18:41 No.31650373 Report

Quoted By:

I prepared explosive runes today.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:19:08 No.31650387 Report

Quoted By:

>>31650266
>>31650348
Got me too. 10/10

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:25:43 No.31650524 Report

Quoted By: >>31650597

>>31650369
>"my literal penis"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:27:03 No.31650548 Report

Quoted By:

>SUCK IT DOWN

>JUST THE TIP

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:27:08 No.31650551 Report

Quoted By: >>31662892 >>31664455

Morning Glory
anyone else play c&c generals?

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:27:29 No.31650559 Report

Quoted By: >>31650636

"From France"
"Your Wife Takes a Payload Way Better Than You Do"
"I rubbed my balls all over this"
"My other bomb is thermonuclear"
"Stark Industries"
"Kills Brown People Dead"
"The Compensator"
"Tactical Puppy And Birthday Cake Delivery System"
"If Found, Go Fuck Yourself"
"Moby's Dick"
"The Whale Penis"
"One SHELL of a Time"

>>31642643
>King of the Rumba Beat

>2012
>Not filling it with pies and banana peels
>Not writing HONK

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:27:40 No.31650566 Report

Quoted By: >>31663101

I want to buy 22 Tech-Thralls and call them all 44 6f 6e 27 74 20 6f 70 65 6e 20 64 65 61 64 20 69 6e 73 69 64 65

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:28:52 No.31650597 Report

Quoted By:

>>31650524
>"Penetrating Freudian Rebuttal"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:29:24 No.31650607 Report

Quoted By:

>>31646856
Do you want to making crater?
Bombserker.
BOMBSERKER.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:30:44 No.31650636 Report

Quoted By:

>>31650559
>"Your Wife Takes a Payload Way Better Than You Do"
10/10
>Oh terrorist-kun, it feels like I'm going to explode!"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:31:00 No.31650639 Report

Quoted By:

"dragon"
"dildo"
&
"dragon dildo"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:32:07 No.31650660 Report

Quoted By:

Cunt Destroyer

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:35:50 No.31650756 Report

Quoted By: >>31663069

"My Little Boy Can't Be This Cute"
Written in Japanese, of course.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:36:39 No.31650773 Report

Quoted By:

"NTR"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:36:59 No.31650782 Report

Quoted By:

"And the lord did shit judgement upon thy faggot ass. So says the Gospel of fuck you."

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:39:38 No.31650844 Report

Quoted By: >>31650930

>>31648017
How shitty is naming my powerjack "Implement of Eternal Banishment"?
You know, a banhammer

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:40:34 No.31650865 Report

Quoted By: >>31650876 >>31650891

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:41:14 No.31650876 Report

Quoted By: >>31652148

>>31650865

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:41:32 No.31650891 Report

Quoted By:

>>31650865
Dickbutt is our generation's Kilroy.

I'm not sure what that means, honestly.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:41:46 No.31650899 Report

Quoted By:

"Stupid shitty detonators."

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:42:33 No.31650926 Report

Quoted By:

I hope you remembered the 5 Ds

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:42:41 No.31650930 Report

Quoted By: >>31650969

>>31650844
Ought to be on a Homewrecker.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:44:17 No.31650967 Report

Quoted By: >>31650998

"Crit Sticky"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:44:18 No.31650969 Report

Quoted By: >>31651031

>>31650930
I would but then I'd never use it.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:45:43 No.31650998 Report

Quoted By:

>>31650967
Almost better off naming it "Crocket"

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:47:06 No.31651031 Report

Quoted By: >>31651086

>>31650969
>not being your engi's friend
I always pull that thing out if I see a gunslinger engi on my team, since they're never close enough to their dispenser or tele to get sappers, and without those momentum is impossible.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:47:13 No.31651033 Report

Quoted By:

>Touch the tip and candy pops out

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:47:57 No.31651048 Report

Quoted By:

> lel

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:49:42 No.31651086 Report

Quoted By: >>31651188 >>31651202

>>31651031
I use the neon annihilator instead, has a much more useful secondary effect.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:50:47 No.31651105 Report

Quoted By:

>this kills the heretics

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:55:05 No.31651188 Report

Quoted By: >>31651307

>>31651086
Only near water. Also, the 'wrecker destroys sappers in a single hit, while the 'nihilator needs two hits.

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:55:17 No.31651196 Report

Quoted By:

>If you can't take the heat..

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:55:34 No.31651202 Report

Quoted By: >>31651307

>>31651086
On, what, three maps at most?

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 23:59:12 No.31651307 Report

Quoted By: >>31651365 >>31651517

>>31651188
>>31651202
You're forgetting jarate and mad milk counts too.
And that happens much more often than finding yourself in front of an enemy sentry without already having your flamethrower out, while you're defending your own engie's sentry.
I find that time available is rarely low enough to warrent needing to remove the sapper in less than 2 hits.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:01:46 No.31651365 Report

Quoted By: >>31651489 >>31651492

>>31651307
I find that enemy spies don't expect their sapper to be instantly destroyed, which makes them try to kill the stupid looking pyro who's not actively trying to burn them. And then the spy gets sentry'd. Or homerekt.
On a related note, I like killing people with it, since it adds insult to injury.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:02:06 No.31651371 Report

Quoted By: >>31651620 >>31654668

>>31648017
MY BROTHER.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:05:55 No.31651489 Report

Quoted By:

>>31651365
I find that spies are already in a panic and running when a puff of fire sets them alight.
Even if they dont run a flamethrower can kill them quick enough so that it can be whacked twice without the building being destroyed.
But it's all personal preference.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:05:58 No.31651492 Report

Quoted By:

>>31651365
Also, I seem to find myself trying to push an annoyingly secure sentry nest with the rest of my team far more often than I would have guessed. And being the banzai homewrecker pyro is perfectly viable when the sentry is busy attacking a heavy or demoman instead of you. You probably won't get more than a couple hits before someone kills you, but that's all you need.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:07:11 No.31651517 Report

Quoted By: >>31651842

>>31651307
>You're forgetting jarate and mad milk counts too.
If somebody's covered in jarate then 80% of the time the sniper who threw it is about to bushwack them, and you're not really gaining anything over stock anyway, since the -20% damage applies to crits as well. A stock minicrit and a neon crit do similar damage.

And nobody fucking uses milk, don't even go there.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:08:09 No.31651540 Report

Quoted By: >>31652239

>>31644504

You.
I like you.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:11:13 No.31651620 Report

Quoted By: >>31651698 >>31651730

>>31651371
hi kharne

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Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:14:17 No.31651698 Report

Quoted By:

>>31651620
>kharne
Nigga what.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:15:43 No.31651730 Report

Quoted By:

>>31651620
u 'avin a giggle m8?

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:21:02 No.31651842 Report

Quoted By:

>>31651517
... I-I-I sometimes use milk...

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:36:09 No.31652148 Report

Quoted By:

C'mon, these are military personell we're talkinga bout. If anything's going to be on there, it's this
>Wagner loves the cock
>>31650876
>hey kids wanna buy some magic

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Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:40:04 No.31652239 Report

Quoted By: >>31652471 >>31653040 >>31653647

>>31651540
I like you too Mami.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:44:20 No.31652352 Report

Quoted By:

>"Grog F'rew diz o'fer iz ead wiff one 'and"

>Emperor surprise, 3 wishes at one.
Suitable only for guardsman five years and over.
Contains small parts.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:48:39 No.31652471 Report

Quoted By: >>31652568

>>31652239

>pic

Well I guess I can always fap to Mami

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Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:52:58 No.31652568 Report

Quoted By:

>>31652471
Of course.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 00:59:31 No.31652707 Report

Quoted By:

>Yes I can!

>W8 4 IT

>DENIED

>Kind sad eh?

>I REGRET NOTHING

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 01:10:42 No.31652991 Report

Quoted By:

>"You're getting shit for christmas
>with an image of spiderman

Drawtwink Wed 23 Apr 2014 01:12:32 No.31653040 Report

Quoted By:

>>31652239
>blue board

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Drawtwink Wed 23 Apr 2014 01:35:53 No.31653647 Report

Quoted By:

>>31652239
>blue board

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 01:41:02 No.31653798 Report

Quoted By:

>If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
>Caution! Flammable Materials.
>Please return to sender.

>Two for flinching (on the second one)

A pair could be named:
>There was a terrible ghastly noise.
>There was a terrible ghastly silence.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 01:51:16 No.31654088 Report

Quoted By:

>>31643079
>Kilroy was here
You. I like you.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 01:53:43 No.31654147 Report

Quoted By:

>your waifu a shit

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 01:54:50 No.31654172 Report

Quoted By:

>Give me a hug!

>Resistance is futile

>I have a gift for you
on the next one
>IT WAS PAIN

>Quick, roll agility

>Watch the sky's traveller

>You should run now

All I got right now

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 02:02:00 No.31654370 Report

Quoted By:

>crude stick figure of a girl in a dress
>"hope this makes up for it"

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 02:02:10 No.31654377 Report

Quoted By:

>YOUR HEAD A SPLODE

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 02:03:16 No.31654404 Report

Quoted By:

>gg no re

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 02:05:04 No.31654437 Report

Quoted By:

>and this is for vetoing my proposal to the world congress

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 02:06:26 No.31654468 Report

Quoted By:

Reflex Save for half damage

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 02:12:55 No.31654616 Report

Quoted By:

>>31641313
Oh boy, 3 am!
25
Wumbo
Striped Sweater
Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 02:14:52 No.31654668 Report

Quoted By: >>31662932

>>31651371
>tfw named my Minnesota Slick "Gone Dad With Power"

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 02:15:32 No.31654681 Report

Quoted By: >>31654802 >>31655823 >>31657097

>>31645588
Oh hi 2004. Still singing.. fuck, no good music game out in 2004.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 02:21:12 No.31654802 Report

Quoted By:

>>31654681
http://www.musicoutfitters.com/topsongs/2004.htm

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 02:58:11 No.31655823 Report

Quoted By:

>>31654681
>implying people haven't been drawing the stussy s for decades

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 03:38:03 No.31656814 Report

Quoted By:

>>31641313
>democracy, apply directly to the forehead
>your base a shit
>wat am explosive?
>Purge the xenos/mutant etcetc
>Exterminatus successfully requisitioned
>KILLTASTROPHY
>metal magic missile, DC40 save or die
>Detect (insert defending ideology here), 3 degrees of success
>"No one here has resistance (explosives) right?
>MUH FREEDOMS
>This must be AP2 at least
>GUYS I PASSED BOMB SCHOOL, WAIT UP
>(rocks- scratched out) rockets fall, everyone dies
>[DEMOCRACY INTENSIFIES](or [diplomacy intensifies])

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 03:49:16 No.31657097 Report

Quoted By: >>31663131

>>31654681
Dude, I was drawing it back in the 1990s, one of my teachers back then said she's seen it as far back as the 1960s.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 03:57:19 No.31657289 Report

Quoted By:

>I prepared ___Locate City___ this morning.
>Peek-a-boo!
>Trigonometry in Action
>All Red Wires
>Extreme Diplomacy
>Close Enough

Darkseid Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:01:07 No.31657390 Report

Quoted By: >>31657588 >>31658632

>>31641313
I had a guy in a game of Shadowrun have his C4 rigged with a audio device that when someone tried to defuse it, it would say:"Someone set us up the bomb"

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:10:45 No.31657588 Report

Quoted By: >>31657836

>>31657390
>Not putting a rudimentary camera on it so that it can give horrible advice to the person trying to disarm it
>"No dumbass. The green wire makes me explode. Get someone who actually knows what they're doing in here before you get your noob ass killed."
>"The red wire is the right one. Why would I lie to you? I mean sure, we probably have a different definition of "right" but come on! Live a little! What's the point of life if you don't take chances!"

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:19:15 No.31657836 Report

Quoted By: >>31658269

>>31657588
Right, next game I run is going to have dickbag bomb imps everywhere.
and they're all going to speak like the Bombinomicon.
And now everybody's head's a bomb. I'm the greatest!

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:22:48 No.31657941 Report

Quoted By:

Nothing, because whenever I've seen writing on weapons it looks tacky as fuck.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:33:04 No.31658156 Report

Quoted By: >>31658280 >>31658600

I'm trying to think of one for the Krieger army I've started, but my German isn't all that good.
How would you say "Thus are you saved" in German?

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:38:40 No.31658269 Report

Quoted By:

>>31657836
Wait...
I suddenly want to run a campaign where Merasmus the Magician is the BBEG, get a soundboard for battle quotes.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:39:03 No.31658280 Report

Quoted By: >>31658725

>>31658156
Are Kriegers actually capable of mustering up enough individual personality to put a non-regulation marking on a weapon of war?

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:42:17 No.31658366 Report

Quoted By:

Ultima Ratio Imperator
Deus Vult
Come And See

Lil'bear Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:51:02 No.31658549 Report

Quoted By:

Eisenbotschafter

Lil'bear Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:54:16 No.31658600 Report

Quoted By: >>31658662 >>31658785

>>31658156
"dann sind sie gerettet"

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:55:49 No.31658632 Report

Quoted By: >>31663375

>>31657390
One of my Shadowrun players has his grenades rigged to countdown (in an adorable voice) the time until it explodes. For bonus fun, they all explode when they get to 'three'.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:57:10 No.31658659 Report

Quoted By:

I've got "Come to Papa" on the front of my Nurgle tank. That's it so far.

Lil'bear Wed 23 Apr 2014 04:57:13 No.31658662 Report

Quoted By:

>>31658600
erlös dich

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 05:00:04 No.31658716 Report

Quoted By:

Wait For Flash

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 05:00:31 No.31658725 Report

Quoted By:

>>31658280
It would have to be stenciled in using admech-approved paints and equipment after gaining approval from the battery commander for a nonstandard modification. They would then apply the message to every single shell in their supply.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 05:02:07 No.31658756 Report

Quoted By:

>if you can read this, you're too close
>Hows my driving? Call <enter number for phone sexline here>

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 05:03:36 No.31658785 Report

Quoted By:

>>31658600
Thank you.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 05:16:23 No.31659032 Report

Quoted By: >>31659374

Man, this shit needs to be archived.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 05:20:11 No.31659114 Report

Quoted By:

It's On Like Major Kong

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 05:34:54 No.31659374 Report

Quoted By:

>>31659032
No it doesn't, it has nothing of importance so far, no story time or Anon getting rekt. Give us something of worth and it might earn a cap

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 06:42:30 No.31660278 Report

Quoted By:

"Farsee this!"

"to Abaddon w/ love xoxoxoxo"

"Cultural Exchange"

"Emperor's Glorious Phallus"

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 06:46:36 No.31660336 Report

Quoted By:

>>31650266
>"Nothing personal, mate"
"psssh...nothin personnel...kid..."

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 06:50:43 No.31660387 Report

Quoted By:

>The rocket is doodled all over in bright colors
>"You get the pretty one!"

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 06:53:54 No.31660429 Report

Quoted By:

>Nat 20 yo

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 07:00:28 No.31660519 Report

Quoted By:

Can't Stop the Pain Train

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 07:08:03 No.31660592 Report

Quoted By:

These pretzels are making me thirsty
Yada yada

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 07:08:34 No.31660596 Report

Quoted By:

>>31642731

>Shake it
>Shake
>Shake it
>Polaroid Picture

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 07:17:20 No.31660692 Report

Quoted By:

>Here lies a man who died
>Nobody mourned, nobody cried
>How he lived, how he fared
>Nobody knew, nobody cared
All fired in succession.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 07:17:40 No.31660700 Report

Quoted By:

>>31641313
>E.T go home

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 07:33:18 No.31660902 Report

Quoted By:

The time for hide and seek is over

Another anonymous dude Wed 23 Apr 2014 07:36:20 No.31660931 Report

Quoted By:

I play mostly Khorne servants, so dakka is not a primary concern.

But I would name missiles something like.

Burning is good enough!
Kill! Maim! Burn!
Khorne is not going to be happy!
Fuk yuo dis not real bomb!
This thing cost alot. And on the other side: But I stole it. *add khorne trollface*

Ofcourse lots of chaos stars and marks of Khorne.

Oh and for a couple.
Exterminatus?
Exterminatus!

Aand one more:

What baneblade?/Titan?

Just came up with a new one (last one. I promise):

Bunker? I 'ardly knew 'er!!!

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 07:39:38 No.31660972 Report

Quoted By:

>Front towards heresy

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Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 07:53:25 No.31661124 Report

Quoted By:

>In event of War drop on enemy.

>Crater delivery system

>[assorted smiley faces / sharks teeth / flames / phallic imagery]

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 08:12:23 No.31661350 Report

Quoted By:

>Sorry :(
>Wouldn't you like to play a game of tic-tac-toe instead?
>If found, please return to guard regiment 596784.
>Have a day :I
>Ur a Faget
>Apply liberally to heretical area
>Sun-in-a-can
>Caution: may bestow unwanted superpowers
>SHURIKENS AND LIGHTNING

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 08:29:26 No.31661525 Report

Quoted By:

This machine spirit is trained to fuck your mouth

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 11:34:21 No.31662892 Report

Quoted By: >>31664455

>>31650551
I prefer "Brighter than the sun" myself
>Time to chuck that oxygen habit
>This is what fear feels like
>Sending air mail
>It's too quiet here

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 11:41:09 No.31662932 Report

Quoted By:

>>31654668
>tfw named my Ullapool Caber "Black Dynamite"

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 11:41:38 No.31662938 Report

Quoted By:

>>31641313
>LOOK AT IT GO

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 11:47:06 No.31662978 Report

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>IN CASE OF DARK AGES, PRESS BUTTON TO RECEIVE STONE AGE.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 11:50:53 No.31663006 Report

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>We Haven't Met But You're A Great Fan Of Mine
>Of Course I Still Love You
>Hello and Goodbye
>I've got to get me one of these

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 11:51:28 No.31663016 Report

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WUMBO

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 11:52:36 No.31663029 Report

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Fat Boy Slim

On a nuclear bomb.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 11:52:46 No.31663031 Report

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>THEY CALLED ME MAD! MAD I TELL YOU!

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 11:54:27 No.31663049 Report

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>Goodbye blue sky!

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 11:55:55 No.31663069 Report

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>>31650756
I like you.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 11:57:12 No.31663075 Report

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'Reset button'

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 11:58:11 No.31663081 Report

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I prepared Exploding Runes today.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 12:01:57 No.31663101 Report

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>>31650566
Eh, not bad.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 12:06:02 No.31663131 Report

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>>31657097
That damned S is probably older than anyone is willing to guess.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 12:33:55 No.31663375 Report

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>>31658632
Isn't that taken from Starship Troopers?

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 12:38:56 No.31663412 Report

Quoted By: >>31663964

>Permanent cure for Xeno

>Loyalists stay on the other side of this

>Prepare to Ascend

>It fired, finally!

>The bigger they are, the harder we bomb

>The Lil' Commissar

>The Other Death From Above

>This kill the heretic

>Mon'keigh see, mon'keigh do

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 12:41:58 No.31663429 Report

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>SPNKr

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 12:53:18 No.31663530 Report

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>No John, you are the demons
other side
>And then John was a crater

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace ace.jpg, 28KiB, 304x500

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 20:16:10 No.31663964 Report

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>>31663412
>>Mon'keigh see, mon'keigh do

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 20:24:32 No.31664112 Report

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>>31641313
>And I will stretch out my hand, and smite Xenos with all my wonders
>Source of Mild Discomfort
London Underground themed
>We're sorry for any inconvenience caused
>Please mind the gap between the warhead and your person
>Your Lifeline is suffering delays due to heavy ordinance
>This is the terminus; all change

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 20:35:54 No.31664342 Report

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> The Only Way To Be Sure

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 20:41:48 No.31664455 Report

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>>31650551
>>31662892
>Nothing Stops the Mail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbKpyIPdkbg

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 21:03:37 No.31664943 Report

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>>31642731
>meatfucker
>a distinct lack of gravitas

Its name was Grey Matter, why you gotta diss bro?

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 21:20:09 No.31665386 Report

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>FUKKEN XENOOOOOOOOS

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 22:40:21 No.31667386 Report

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>>31646845
>I feel like this is sheet music.
>I feel like I should try to play it.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 22:43:03 No.31667466 Report

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>>31646845
They're guitar tabs, a simple way of writing music for guitar. The numbers are the frets, the horizontal lines are the strings.

Anonymous Wed 23 Apr 2014 23:07:12 No.31668118 Report

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>>31646845
...Dixie horns? If so, my nigga.

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 01:56:44 No.31670059 Report

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>The Freudian Skidoo

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:41:22 No.31671113 Report

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>"Oh no, not again..."

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:43:21 No.31671169 Report

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>This Machine Kills Everything

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace RA2_Crazy_Ivan_Icons.png, 2KiB, 60x48

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:46:11 No.31671246 Report

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In russian-looking script:
>I lost a bomb, do you have it?
>Happy birthday!
>Don't play with matches!
>Here, hold this.

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