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Eldar wildlife expert.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 01:23:31 2014 No.36380664 View View Reply Original Report

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(Just ignore that pic and pretend its a eldar.)
>*Pokes head out of the bushes camera in hand*Here we see a mont-keigh inquisitor. One must be very cautious around these creatures, they attack on sight and a single blow can prove deadly.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 01:59:06 No.36381540 Report

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>>36380664

Why couldn't you spend five minutes in google?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 02:09:12 No.36381751 Report

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>>36380664
I'm listening.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 02:19:41 No.36381920 Report

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>>36381540
this, you'z lazy OP.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 02:34:37 No.36382197 Report

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>>36380664
Here, I made you a temporary one. Name her and get on with it.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 02:43:15 No.36382353 Report

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>>36382197

Her name is Arathel and she's from Alaitoc. She hunts humans for sport.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 02:44:00 No.36382368 Report

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>>36382197
Not bad, but get a better camera, anon.

I'm loving this idea though. Eldar ranger chick investigates aliens for a Craftworld TV show with this hilariously detached view of the galaxy and treatment of other sentient species like beasts.

What's a good name for an Eldar chick?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 02:45:49 No.36382402 Report

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>>36382197
How about Irwen as a given name. Reference to the Crocodile Hunter, and it already sounds Eldarish.

Not sure about last name, though. Maybe relate her to an existing character? Irwen Ulthran?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 02:49:38 No.36382483 Report

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>>36382402
Stroud? Name from another adventurer/survivalist and sounds badass.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 03:33:21 No.36383372 Report

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>>36382197
Here's one more. Moments after she investigates the showers in an Imperial Guard barracks.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 03:36:20 No.36383423 Report

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>>36383372
>The Mon'Keigh is truly a frightening creature.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 03:59:02 No.36383785 Report

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>>36383372
was the file name intentional?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:00:44 No.36383816 Report

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>>36383785
Ha, I just noticed that. No, it's just the 34th file on my camera.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:03:06 No.36383867 Report

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>>36381540
To lazy.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:04:14 No.36383884 Report

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>>36382197
I think that the op abandoned thread.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:05:20 No.36383897 Report

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>>36383372

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:07:53 No.36383928 Report

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>>36383372
>One must be very careful near here. It is considered very rude to any mon'keigh when they are bathing.
>Note these mon'keigh use a very primitive form of washing, water flows through the pipes and into the shower head where they rub with a bar of soap. Most go behind the ears but the ogryn are far dumber that the other guardsmen, so he is using his own weapon to bath. The other guardsmen stay as far away from this one as possible.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:10:43 No.36383983 Report

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>>36383884
We lost a lazy OP and obtained a drawfag with a shitty camera. I think it's a net gain.

>>36383372
>Here we see a gathering of Mon'Keigh warriors. These primitives waste water to clean themselves of dirt and debris. So uncivilized. Looking closer, we see...
>,,, oh my!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:10:47 No.36383985 Report

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>>36383372
So who's the loyal cameraman?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:11:47 No.36383998 Report

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>>36383985
For now lets go fuck it and say its a gretchin for now.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:11:50 No.36384000 Report

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>>36383985

A wraithguard

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:13:27 No.36384025 Report

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>>36383998
>>36384000
Why not both?
Gretchin boom operator, and wraithguard cameraman.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:14:29 No.36384034 Report

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>>36382197
>>36383372
>Eldar wimmin
>Pith helmet

Marry me, drawfag

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:16:04 No.36384057 Report

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*The camera switches over to a scene with a large super heavy baneblade tank*Now then this is where the guard keeps their vehicles, note how heavily armored and slow each on is. They boast the heaviest armor in the entire galaxy.
*The camera zooms into the inquisitor*
It seems my target is inspecting what appears to be his personal vehicle. Now this is very crucial, because if he takes off we can intercept him and take him out.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:17:13 No.36384081 Report

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>>36384057
>Putting actions in * *
Either a noob or a roleplayer with a bad habit.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:18:43 No.36384109 Report

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Hello. Op here. I did not expect the thread to last very long and jumped off the ship before it even set sail. I feel stupid now...

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:22:50 No.36384170 Report

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>>36384109
No takebacks.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:25:54 No.36384214 Report

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>>36383983
>Implying a eldar hasn't see human dick.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:27:53 No.36384246 Report

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>>36384214
It's not the dick she's impressed with. Imperial Guardsman have balls unmatched in size and virility by any other organism in the galaxy.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:29:58 No.36384272 Report

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>>36384246
She saw vance stubb's balls of steel.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:30:38 No.36384282 Report

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>>36384109
>not bothering to support a thread you started

What utter faggotry. That's outright shitposting, but fortunately there are fa/tg/uys better than you who can salvage your retardation. Kindly never post anything again.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:30:51 No.36384289 Report

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>>36384246

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:31:04 No.36384292 Report

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>>36384246
Also they're made of steel.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:32:48 No.36384315 Report

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>>36382197
>gem studded safari cap
Adorable.

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Spider-man Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:33:34 No.36384328 Report

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>>36384282
>Asking me to not post shit
Fuck you I do what I want.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:33:51 No.36384334 Report

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>>36383372
>Eldar are quick to recognize lewd

Eldar wildlife expert Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:37:26 No.36384396 Report

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>>36384328
Here we see the spider man. A very annoying and rude mon-keigh. This is known to be a subspecies of them called by their tounge "Faggots"

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:37:53 No.36384401 Report

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>>36384034
>>36384315
Thanks. I can keep drawing these if you guys have any more ideas, and if you don't mind my laptop's awful camera.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:40:09 No.36384434 Report

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>>36384401
Her boom operator getting in the way and getting seen, shenanigans ensue.

Eldar wildlife expert Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:41:28 No.36384456 Report

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>>36384401
That would be funny. Poor gretchin.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:42:24 No.36384468 Report

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>>36384401
Her wraithguard cameraman trying to hide behind a bush, Russel Crow and Tuggy the Tugboat style.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:42:55 No.36384479 Report

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>>36384434
Are we still going with a gretchin for the boom operator?

Also, I don't know how democratically this is going, but I cast my vote to name her Irwen Stroud. Very pretentious and sounds like she made it up to sound badass.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:45:19 No.36384525 Report

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>>36384479
I find the wraithguard idea funnier

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 04:46:14 No.36384547 Report

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>>36384479
Sounds close maybe Aerwin? Sounds more elvis... elder that way. She has an unmade Gretchin manning the boom and a wraithguard on camera.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:01:48 No.36384788 Report

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>>36384468
>>36384434
Settled on a group shot, failed hide check.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:03:51 No.36384825 Report

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>>36384788
Be even funnier if the went after the elder and Gretchin, but completely miss the wraithguard when the chase begins.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:11:02 No.36384914 Report

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>>36384788
Why do i feel like I've seen your art style before?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:12:59 No.36384939 Report

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>>36384914
My usual means of scanning images is broken, so I've been forced to photograph them with inferior equipment. Coupled with my recent laziness, I don't feel right revealing my true identity to you all. It would bring shame upon my house.

Though, you are welcome to guess.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:21:51 No.36385040 Report

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>>36383985
It's a floating camera!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:26:25 No.36385102 Report

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Writefag who is not OP here. If tg wishes it I can quickly jot down a few scenes for our intrepid Eldar.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:27:02 No.36385108 Report

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>>36385102
Sounds awesome.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:29:04 No.36385136 Report

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>>36385102
Hell yeah

Also, I'm fine with Irwen or Aerwen.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:29:49 No.36385148 Report

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>>36385102
I like Aerwen. that sounds nice.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:30:58 No.36385160 Report

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>>36381540
>bottom right.
>0 Fucking trigger discipline

No wonder these fucks are a dying race, they probably shoot each other during training

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:32:05 No.36385175 Report

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>>36385160

They have centuries of discipline.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:32:45 No.36385186 Report

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>>36385102
*moves bush aside*
Now here we see the crew of one of the monkeigh tanks at rest. Notice how that one is marking his territory against the side of the tank. There is the tank commander. Monkeigh tend to be very angry look how he breathes out smoke!
*Dave the wraithguard zooms in*
goodness by isha! What primitive and exciting creatures. He seems to be taking pleasure from the act.
Now if TerwilTerwilliger-totally-not-a-gretchin leans in with the boom we can maybe hear some of their guttural noises...

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:36:53 No.36385237 Report

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>>36336385186
the one with the hat seems angry. He is asserting his dominance and grunting at his wrist device. The use of the wristdevice is still entirely unknown. We believe it is for the purpose of amusing their simple minds.
Dave you speak some Monkeigh what are they saying?

THE FAT ONE WISHES TO TAKE A SHIT. THE ONE WITH THE HAT SAYS HURRY THE FUCK UP.

*Tank crew look round*

Something must have startled them. Quick. run!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:37:52 No.36385252 Report

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>>36385160
Their guns are psychically activated, they don't have physical triggers.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:38:34 No.36385262 Report

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>>36385237
If /tg/ likes these I can continue

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:39:52 No.36385282 Report

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>>36385262
Keep going so far so good.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:40:30 No.36385293 Report

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>>36382402

Irwen is good. Irweneth is a bit more Eldar-y.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:40:50 No.36385297 Report

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>>36385252
>psychically

Naive Mon'Keigh. Don't you know all Eldar firearms are triggered by rubbing the barrel vigorously while pounding the trigger hole with your finger?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:41:10 No.36385304 Report

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>>36385175
Yet they fail to adhere to the basics of gun safety.
>>36385252
Explain the trigger housing.
It serves no purpose if what you say is true.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:41:57 No.36385317 Report

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>>36385252
So what's the point of the trigger then? Also, how can an enterprising rogue trader acquire some and equip his entourage with them if they're without triggers? What about when fighting chaos, is it that good for everyone to be using warp dickery to for their weapons when surrounded by that much "should not be"?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:43:42 No.36385342 Report

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>>36385160

>Not knowing Eldar tech has built in friendly fire safety measures

Pitiful monkeigh.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:45:57 No.36385371 Report

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>>36385297
Almost spilled my coffee there, anon. Good job.

Eldar wildlife expert Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:46:38 No.36385381 Report

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And now for something completely different.
Here we see two ogryn headbutting each other much like dear do when they are fighting.
The conscripts nearby sense the threat and flock off, a pure survival instinct as the two giants brawl over the gets to take the commisar to the medbay.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:47:12 No.36385390 Report

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>>36385317
>is it that good for everyone to be using warp dickery to for their weapons when surrounded by that much "should not be"?

Eldar don't access the warp directly. Not sure how the regular troops do it but the farseers and warlocks do it through those rune thingies you see floating around them some times. They act as a sort of psychic circuit breaker, if they draw too much warp energy or detect a demon the rune(s) burns itself out and severs the connection.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:47:15 No.36385392 Report

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>>36385237
*later -night*

A flushed eldar face leans into the camera frame.
Phew that was a lucky escape. Who would have expected a Monkeigh tank to simply drive through the trees rather than over them. So primitive.

I have a special treat for you craftworlders at home. Behind me is a monkeigh tent. This is where they store themselves at night.

Behind me two of them sound like they are fighting for dominance and have been for quite some time.

If Dave switches to thermal

I DO NOT THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA

Dave! It is for science. We must document these strange creatures.

Now look *thermal imaging shows two humans in close proximity*

See how they grapple! These being are obsessed with dominance and look at the way the larger one has the smaller on its belly and now the larger one is undoing his....oh my...

*pointy ears flutter on the edge of the camera frame*

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:49:25 No.36385413 Report

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>>36385381
Aerwen probably doesn't know about Terran dear. She's most likely referencing Space Dear, whose battles for supremacy shatter entire star systems and unbalance the very fabric of the universe. Good thing they're mostly extinct.

Rather nice compliment for the Ogryn, really.

Eldar wildlife expert Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:49:27 No.36385414 Report

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>>36385392
Pfffff hahahah! It was later revealed they were actually fighting over a can of tuna, akwardly hidden in his pants. Cause warhammer.

Eldar wildlife expert Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:51:13 No.36385434 Report

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>>36385413
Ah we're back. It seems the 2 ogryns seemingly stomped the poor commisar to death. Primitive minds.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:59:35 No.36385529 Report

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>>36385392
*still night*
*noises of singing in the background*
Right. This time it's unequivocally a religious right. These creatures are celebrating some sort of festival behind me.
They are so fervent in their beliefs that some of them have even fallen over. In order to praise their emperor it seems they must drink fermented vegetable matter.

If we are very, very sneaky, we might be able to try some...

Our host ducks down. The camera follows what would be her stealthy approach toward an unattended bottle of Emperor's Own scotch. We see an eldar backside wiggle through the long grass. A hand reach up. The bottle is snagged.

Our host bobs back into frame. The cork of the bottle in her teeth. She spits it out.

They say that this stuff is pretty potent. I don't believe it though. Monkeigh drinks over a century old are practically unheard of. It can't be anything like eldar wine.

*glug*

Thatsh nots bhad aktually

*glug*

Rheally Mankeeeys arent are that..

*collapse*

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 05:59:59 No.36385539 Report

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>>36385434
Aw

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:01:29 No.36385565 Report

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>>36385529
Ok one more and I'm off to sleep. Has /tg/ any requests?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:02:16 No.36385574 Report

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>>36385529
She was later found hitting people with a frying pan, charg n targe, and for some reason dressed up like demopan.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:02:19 No.36385575 Report

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>>36385529
I'd laugh if she drinks merrily with the guardsmen, them never realizing she's an alien through their beer goggles.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:03:28 No.36385591 Report

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>>36385565
Have her wake up dressed as demopan, and a dead inquisitor at her feet the frying pan bloody.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:03:58 No.36385599 Report

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>>36385574
>>36385591
Who is demopan?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:05:18 No.36385618 Report

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>>36385599
Ok nevermind then.

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Corporal Raimios Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:07:14 No.36385641 Report

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>sniff
>sniff sniiiiffff
Hmmmm... hey Sarge, you smell that?

>catch a malefactor nederog

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:09:05 No.36385657 Report

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>>36385565
Everyone but Wraith guard fail stealth checks horribly. Wraith guard wasn't even trying.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:18:39 No.36385767 Report

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>>36385565
The camera blinks back into life.

THIS IS STILL A TERRIBLE IDEA

No it isn't. Shush. You'll disturb the wild Monkeigh. Those useless craftworlders only want to exterminate these beautiful creatures and...

WE ARE LIVE

Oh! Hello again viewers! We have something really special for you here. A dreadnought! We think it is asleep so we're going to try and get as close as we can to it.

Our host starts to bellycrawl across the tarmac. Dave walks behind her.

The bulk of a blood ravens dreadnought looms into focus.

Goodness look at that thing! This is the box they keep their angriest warriors in so they don't go mouldy. It's like a sort of tupperware for violence.

*she raps on the carapace*

Not very sensitive though. Indeed if I put a hand here and a hand there...

*she starts to climb*

Dave you may wish to back away at this point.

*Dave retreats to a safe distance as she gives the dreadnought sarcaphogus a good whack*

>what the in the name of the emperor was that?

It's ok! It can't see or reach me up here! Look at those stubby little arms! Eeeheheh! Whee!

>foul xenos! Brothers remove this thing!

Oop. Time to go!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:20:06 No.36385787 Report

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>>36385767
haha

These are great.

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Sergeant Rayan Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:23:12 No.36385833 Report

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>>36385641
Yeh corporal... Eldar... Smells like there's just one or two though. They're up to no good though, if they're this close. Better call in backup, can't take a chance...
>they raise shotguns and take cover while the corporal voxes the squad

So what does our intrepid Eldar adventurer do?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:24:05 No.36385844 Report

Quoted By: >>36385899

>>36385767
> mould
>tupperware

Where do you live friend

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:27:43 No.36385893 Report

Quoted By: >>36385977

>>36385833
"Drat, we've startled them."

"Mon'Keigh are easily frightened, but they'll soon return, and in greater numbers."

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:28:14 No.36385899 Report

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>>36385844
Jetlagged scot-anon reporting

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:29:36 No.36385920 Report

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>>36385833
well if she's anything like her namesake she'll probably do something stupidly dangerous that somehow allows her to catch the lot show them to the camera and then distract them with a treat while she runs away

Sergeant Rayan Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:34:13 No.36385977 Report

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>>36385893
>squad assembled
Alright ladies! We've got Eldar on the perimeter, and I don't have to tell you we can't have that. We'll start with a mad minute and then advance in. Ready ladies? Open fire!
>a dozen Catachans spray the jungle with las-bolts, shotshell, and grenades for a solid minute

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:38:17 No.36386035 Report

Quoted By: >>36386098

>>36385977
>trees fall down all over the place.
>Dave is just standing there out of cover.
>clearly visible Wraithguard cameraman

"I don't see anything."
"Alright, fan out and scan the debris for the slippery xenos witch!"

>Aerwen's head pops out of a downed tree.
"Such ferocious deforestation! These mad beasts defile all nature in their path. Truly fascinating!"

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:42:12 No.36386075 Report

Quoted By: >>36386129

One more.

*phunt*
*splat*

>in the name of terra what is this stuff!

Webguns are amazing! Now we've caught one. Lets go and have a look at it.

It's a human alright. It's got a very big hat too. I think it must be one of their leaders.

*Experimentally she takes the Commissars hat*

>foul xenos do your worst! I have the light of the emperor upon me. Can you say the same!

HE SEEMS ANNOYED
Such noble but primitive creatures we must preserve them

>I shall take you with me!

*the frag grenade pin makes a tinkling noise in the rubble*

A large wraithguard hand grabs our host and running occurs*

*THOOM*

AT LEAST THERE ARE PLENTY OF THEM TO PRESERVE. THIS IS AN AWESOME HAT HOWEVER. IT IS MINE NOW.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:43:50 No.36386095 Report

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>>36385160

No you see hes so good hes not even looking at the enemy hes shooting at behind him!

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Sergeant Rayan Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:43:58 No.36386098 Report

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>>36386035
>fist pops up
There... right there. That big thing. Explosive shot. Take it the fuck out ladies. And try and capture the Eldar alive...

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:44:05 No.36386100 Report

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>>36385899
Nice

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:45:55 No.36386129 Report

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>>36386075
>Cameraman Wraithguard, with a Commissar hat

It's the perfect disguise.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:46:14 No.36386135 Report

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>>36386098
>Guardsmen blow up Aerwen's hovervan

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:47:26 No.36386148 Report

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>>36386129
I AM A HATSTAND NOW. THEY WILL NEVER KNOW.

Sergeant Rayan Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:49:37 No.36386174 Report

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>>36386135
Alright, not bad work, girlies. Advance nice and easy, three meter spread. You see movement, aim for the legs.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:50:11 No.36386188 Report

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>>36380664

>Doesn't say 'BY CRIKEY'

You had one job anon.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:50:40 No.36386191 Report

Quoted By: >>36386245

>>36386098
Sergeant, why are you yelling for us to shoot the Commissar's hat stand?

He'd be very upset if we damaged his hat.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:53:17 No.36386227 Report

Quoted By: >>36386267 >>36386317 >>36386785

>>36380664

I've always imagined the Imperial equivalent of this would be David Attenborough.

>Here, in the jungles of Catachan, lives one of the most extraordinary creatures in the Imperium.

Each episode of his show would be about the various xeno breeds in the galaxy and Attenborough always managing to get incredibly close to each one, discovering some new and unknown behavior or characteristic, and always escaping detection.

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Sergeant Rayan Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:54:29 No.36386245 Report

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>>36386191
Soldier, I don't give a flying warp spawned, back motor pool fuck what he thinks. That basted is lucky he hadn't had an accident yet. Now quit b itching and eyes front!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:56:55 No.36386267 Report

Quoted By: >>36386287 >>36386297

>>36386227
I honestly like the Eldar version better.

It's kind of cute to imagine a different take on the Eldar's idea of humans as primitive in how this Eldar girl tries to convince craftworlders that humans are unique and interesting fauna.

We know pretty much all about the Imperium. We know a lot more about things from their point of view than the Eldar. Seeing her bumbling about and misinterpreting very human things just makes me laugh.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:57:43 No.36386277 Report

Quoted By: >>36386421

>>36385899
I would have guessed canada
We spell those the same way

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:58:49 No.36386287 Report

Quoted By: >>36386299

>>36386267

Yeah, I just want David in the 40K universe so much. Because they have augmetics and rejuv treatments.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:59:41 No.36386297 Report

Quoted By: >>36387883

>>36386267
So much this. Someone had better be saving these to put on 1d4chan. I'd do it but I'm on mobile

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 06:59:54 No.36386299 Report

Quoted By:

>>36386287

Isn't Kryptmann basically Space Sir David crossed with Space Alan Grant?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:01:03 No.36386314 Report

Quoted By: >>36386377

*thick stereotypical Australian accent*

Aw right, this seems like a right fun spot! All kinds a dangerous humans to hunt an' sport with.

Why don't we see how they react to me zooming past them on my jetbike, eh? Their little minds won't even know what to make of it!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:01:27 No.36386317 Report

Quoted By: >>36386329 >>36386336 >>36386404

>>36386227
*Wraithfingers fiddle with the lenscap*

We have spotted something entirely unknown to Eldar science. A human with an electronic device that does not appear to be a gun. I have cunningly disguised myself so that I can get closer.

The camera moves from the pith helmeted man to the pith helmeted eldar. Her disguise being simply that she has stuffed towels into her top and skirt to give more human curves. She puts on pair of sunglasses and steps out.

She meets a massively moustachioed man on his tip toes. A leaf stuck either of his head to give the appearance of pointy ears. He is being followed by a servo skull

Bhai da empuror!

> by jove this is awkward

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:03:03 No.36386329 Report

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>>36386317

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:03:50 No.36386336 Report

Quoted By:

>>36386317
Well this is awkward

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:07:30 No.36386376 Report

Quoted By: >>36386432 >>36386458

I just want to point out that there were like twenty posts discussing her name. However Dave the Wraithguard was totally acceptable with no questions. That has totally cracked me up

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:07:30 No.36386377 Report

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>>36386314
>forgot my picture

My shame is very great.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:09:38 No.36386404 Report

Quoted By: >>36386451

>>36386317
>We have spotted something entirely unknown to Eldar science. A human with an electronic device that does not appear to be a gun.

All of my kek

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:11:05 No.36386421 Report

Quoted By: >>36386459

>>36386277
I'm Canadian that's why I asked him lol

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:12:19 No.36386432 Report

Quoted By:

>>36386376
That's hilarious

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:14:50 No.36386451 Report

Quoted By:

>>36386404
These are actually a lot of fun to write.

*Our host peers into frame*

Shhhhhhhhhhhh we found some Catachans! These are very strange humans. Despite growing up on a world where everything can kill you they walk around half naked! Just look at those big throbbing monkeigh muscles! They must spend hours oiling each other up..and ...and...Oh by Isha cut!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:15:48 No.36386458 Report

Quoted By: >>36386463

>>36386376
No one cares about the cameraman

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:16:23 No.36386459 Report

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>>36386421
Well it's nice to meet some Can-ons then. praise be to glorious imperial spelling

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:16:52 No.36386463 Report

Quoted By: >>36386490

>>36386458
As clearly demonstrated by the fact that whenever they get discovered, he's ignored by all the guardsmen.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:20:53 No.36386490 Report

Quoted By: >>36386617

>>36386463
well he's wearing a commissar's hat clearly he's got to be legit

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:34:43 No.36386617 Report

Quoted By: >>36386630

>>36386490
>Commissar!
WHAT?
>We heard the explosion are you alright? By the emperor he has caught the demos!

WHAT XENOS? OH YOU MEAN MY GRANDDAU...PRISONER YES. I MUST TAKE HER AWAY NOW FOR...UMM HUMAN STUFF.

Buuuuut this is a perfect chance to study them up close. Please can't we play along? Pleeeeeeease?

FINE. YES HUMAN-GRUNT-SOLDIER I HAVE CAPTURED HER. NOW TELL ME WHERE DO I KEEP MY LIQUOR SUPPLY AGAIN?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:36:04 No.36386630 Report

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>>36386617
*Caught the xenos. Typing all of these out on a phone has not been easy.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 07:54:30 No.36386785 Report

Quoted By: >>36386855 >>36386941 >>36386992

>>36386227
Through a combination of juvinants hiccups in warp travel and undying enthusiasm David Attenborough is still around and making documentaries in the 41st millennium.
Accompanied by his ogryn cameraman and a boom operated by a tau who's still trying to figure out how they got there, he travels the galaxy documenting the hell out of everything he can find.
At some point he finds out intrepid Eldar wildlife expert and attempts to sneak up and document her, she does the same. After a moment of confusion the two begin to argue over who should be documenting who while their respective crews end up playing cards and swapping stories about their bosses.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 08:03:29 No.36386855 Report

Quoted By: >>36386891

>>36386785
This encounter needs to end in coitus with both hosts reporting that they have uncovered valuable data on the other species.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 08:07:48 No.36386891 Report

Quoted By: >>36386930

>>36386855
Sir david Attenborough narrates the encounter exactly like his infamous slug mating video.
Our inteprid eldar narrates it like a disturbing fanfic.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 08:11:06 No.36386930 Report

Quoted By:

>>36386891
Oh just look at all these big, sweaty, masculine monkiehs in their natural habitat, do-
>BATTLE BROTHERS! THERE IS A FILTHY XENO IN OUR LOCKER ROOM!
It seems I have been discovered! Another place then, another time to watch these beautiful, handsome creatures.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 08:13:00 No.36386941 Report

Quoted By: >>36386957

>>36386785
Attenborough is the highest ranking ordo xenos inquisitor alive

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 08:15:42 No.36386957 Report

Quoted By: >>36387331

>>36386941

He's technically the head of the Ordo Xenos, except he doesn't like exterminating Xenos and prefers to study them instead, so he's more or less shunted away while the rest of the Ordo kill the Xenos as normal.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 08:21:46 No.36386992 Report

Quoted By: >>36392053

>>36386785

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Z5k1_LgkE

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 09:05:55 No.36387331 Report

Quoted By: >>36387381

>>36386957
He's been amazingly helpful in understanding the Tyranid species and their social habits, with many of his reports being widely published alongside Inquisitor Kryptmann. Kryptmann refused to work with him after he started narrating over his lectures on Tyranid biology.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 09:12:10 No.36387381 Report

Quoted By: >>36387495

>>36387331

Kryptmann is Attenborough's most promising student, though sadly he did not choose to follow in his mentor's footsteps.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 09:27:53 No.36387495 Report

Quoted By: >>36387798

>>36387381
Attenborough wanted to observe and study the creatures, using his narration to provide a personification that allows anyone who watches his recordings to understand Tyranid behavior in a way that relates to them.

Kryptmann only really wants to know enough that he can destroy them and prevent them from invading the Imperium. He doesn't appreciate their natural beauty or their place as part of a grand galactic ecosystem.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 10:14:24 No.36387798 Report

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>>36387495
Attenborough narrating a video of tyranid mating habits in such a way that was both horrifying yet extremely respectful and informative was what soured their relationship forever.
Both continue to deny this fact to this very day.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 10:27:32 No.36387883 Report

Quoted By: >>36389122 >>36392099

>>36386297
We should at least have one of a few different Regiments and Chapters.

>camera is live
>somewhere in a gloomy trench

"So dismal here... oh! This particular battlefield is the natural ecosystem of the Kriegers. Somehow, these monkeighs have evolved to dig out earthwork trenches and fortifications for the rest of their miserable days. Fascinating."

>A few Death Korps guardsmen can be seen in the distance, setting up a cannon.

"Ah, there are some now. Keep you head down, Dave, you're sticking right up out of the trench!"

>camera squats down to a crawl

"These humans conceal themselves in heavy coats and gas masks. Obviously a mating ritual of some kind. It may be dangerous, but to find out more, I will need to skin the trenchcoat and mask of one of these monkeighs and infiltrate their savage pseudo-society."

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 14:05:51 No.36389122 Report

Quoted By: >>36389378 >>36389961

>>36387883
Aye, indeed we should... at some point we'll get some Writefags who are good at writing for Eldar to pick it up. Meanwhile, best we can do is come up with ideas. What I should like to see is Aerwin boldly sneaking around a thriving Imperial city and being fascinated by the lives of common mon'keigh.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 14:44:14 No.36389378 Report

Quoted By: >>36389421

>>36389122
>wrote about half the stuff in this thread

Oh...okay

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 14:51:28 No.36389421 Report

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>>36389378
Oh, sorry dude. I didn't mean to imply that your stuff was bad, its just that you weren't here and were actually the one who was doing the best job. My dickishness was unintentional, I promise.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 15:55:26 No.36389961 Report

Quoted By: >>36389988 >>36391796

>>36389122
Thankfully she's not in a modern day era. That would be very dumb.
>Here we see what other mon-keigh refer to as a
"Gamer". They are said to be the most easily angered yet lazy of their species, living entirely off green sludge and triangle shaped foods. Strangely they hardly ever fight in real life but always fiddle around with a control staring mindlessly at the screen for hours on end, most likely trying to arouse itself.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 15:58:01 No.36389988 Report

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>>36389961
>Trying to arouse itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fVj8A-K8E

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 17:27:04 No.36390898 Report

Quoted By:

Bump.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 18:31:42 No.36391796 Report

Quoted By: >>36391862

>>36389961
Indeed it would be. I mean I'd like to see what she does in an average Imperial Hive, observing the day to day activities of scum and respectable citizens alike

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 18:36:16 No.36391862 Report

Quoted By: >>36392097

>>36391796
How would she hide about?
I'd imagine she'd get near the outside of it, then assume that the entire hive is like the edge.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 18:49:11 No.36392053 Report

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>>36386992

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 18:51:33 No.36392097 Report

Quoted By: >>36392167

>>36391862
Probably some cute disguise which works because no one cares or is paying attention.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 18:51:42 No.36392099 Report

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>>36387883
> Obviously a mating ritual of some kind.

I like to think that to Eldar all human activities they don't fully understand are presumed to be some kind of mating ritual.

And of course, they'd be largely correct.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 18:55:47 No.36392167 Report

Quoted By: >>36392249

>>36392097
>Puts a beanie on, a long jacket, sunglasses, and a scarf, looks suspicious as fuck
>Dave's still wearing the hat with no other disguises, and doesn't get noticed
>The gretchin's so good at hiding, we've lost him ourselves

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:01:04 No.36392249 Report

Quoted By: >>36392285

>>36392167
This, or else she leaves the pith helmet on and makes herself more grimy. The underhive is so scummy no one thinks twice

But then, what happens when some gangers notice shes pretty and try to grab her? Is Dave armed?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:03:21 No.36392285 Report

Quoted By: >>36392312

>>36392249
The crew can not help her until the show is over.
AFTER, however...

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:05:17 No.36392312 Report

Quoted By: >>36392356 >>36392373 >>36392388

>>36392285
Ah! so then what happens in the meantime? Has she any combat capabilities? Or does this happen? http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Rape_of_an_Eldar

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:06:35 No.36392333 Report

Quoted By: >>36392364 >>36392367 >>36392374 >>36392388 >>36392422 >>36392467 >>36394921

Forgive the shitty lines /tg/

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:07:43 No.36392356 Report

Quoted By: >>36392467

>>36392312
If she has any fighting ability, I kind of want it to always play out like older pulp action, where she judo chops humans or knocks them out in a single punch that sort of looks like it didn't even hit. Like, described as cheesy as possible.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:08:09 No.36392364 Report

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>>36392333
Oh my God he has a hat. Have all of my love drawfag. Not just that the eldar in the pith helmet is the exact shape of my fetish.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:08:18 No.36392367 Report

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>>36392333
You're good and you should feel good.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:08:39 No.36392373 Report

Quoted By: >>36392467

>>36392312
> Or does this happen? http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Rape_of_an_Eldar

That kinda ruins the lighthearted pseudo-40cute thing we've got going on here. She needs to get out of it but not by using direct violence. Shenanigans are madnatory.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:08:46 No.36392374 Report

Quoted By: >>36392418

>>36392333
Looks great! But who's the guy next to Dave?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:09:53 No.36392388 Report

Quoted By:

>>36392333
Fuck, that's good.
>>36392312
Eh, let's try to just skim the 'lewd' line here, we'll have her do stupid shit that works.
>OH MY GAWD HERETICS!
>BATTLE BROTHERS! WE MUST HELP THIS FELLOW HUMAN STOP THESE HERETICS!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:10:57 No.36392401 Report

Quoted By: >>36392440 >>36392447 >>36392464 >>36392489 >>36392535 >>36394041

Also writefag returns. I am still jetlagged as fuck and think I have just eaten breakfast or dinner.

If /tg/ desires it I can writefag more. Any scenario ideas?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:11:59 No.36392418 Report

Quoted By: >>36394943

>>36392374
my poor attempt at drawing Sir David Attenborough.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:12:10 No.36392422 Report

Quoted By:

>>36392333
Excellent drawfaggotry

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:13:17 No.36392440 Report

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>>36392401
Maybe she should encounter some humans eating breakfast for dinner.
>Disgusting primitives! Have they no class?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:13:29 No.36392447 Report

Quoted By: >>36392466 >>36392490 >>36392515

>>36392401
We've done catchans, let's take the other route now.
Do sisters.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:14:44 No.36392464 Report

Quoted By:

>>36392401
You ever seen one of those bits in a documentary where they send a little remote controlled camera down a termite hive or something? I think something like that would be cool but it's literally just an Eldar camera drone or Dave in someone's house/barracks.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:14:48 No.36392466 Report

Quoted By:

>>36392447
Or orks?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:14:54 No.36392467 Report

Quoted By:

>>36392356
>>36392373
I agree, it is too grimdark for what we've got going on here. But I bring it up because I think that needs to be rectified. We know that she is the type who would venture into the underhive, and we know how nasty hive scum are. So, besides judo chopping, how can she adorably wiggle her way out of that situation when it inevitably arises?
>>36392333
Most excellent! Her expression conveys that shes seen some shit

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:15:54 No.36392489 Report

Quoted By: >>36393158

>>36392401
Have her document blood ravens and their daily activities.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:15:59 No.36392490 Report

Quoted By: >>36392506

>>36392447
Seconded. Just for fun, maybe make the Sisters the most aware and perceptive humans so far. Have them actually notice Dave, maybe.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:16:56 No.36392506 Report

Quoted By:

>>36392490
And they think he's a highly advanced coffee maker.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:17:27 No.36392515 Report

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>>36392447
Sisters, then Black Templars I say

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:18:13 No.36392535 Report

Quoted By: >>36392559 >>36392584 >>36392650 >>36394041

>>36392401
Shuuuush

*Slowly an eldar hand nudges open a window*

These humans are ceee vulll eee ans. Which means they are like craftworlders but they don't really do anything. Unlike our glorious paths.
*outside the window a large number of administratum drones file past*
We don't know what they are doing we think they don't either. These humans are much like ants in that respect.

Dave! Look over there!

*the camera follows*

A juvenile human! Isn't it cute! They have such short lifespans that this one will not stay like this for long.

*in the street a small child plays with a space marine doll*

It is tragic and yet the beauty of nature that that tiny human is already idolising war and violence. Something we Eldar would never do. Why I'm sure with the right training they might even make short lived but adorable pets.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:19:34 No.36392559 Report

Quoted By: >>36392584 >>36392617

>>36392535
Sorry was writing this while awaiting ideas. Sisters next.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:20:56 No.36392584 Report

Quoted By:

>>36392535
>>36392559
You've got it down pat. Keep it up anon

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:22:59 No.36392617 Report

Quoted By: >>36392691

>>36392559
So what happens when she finds cultist-chan?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:24:39 No.36392650 Report

Quoted By: >>36392811 >>36394041

>>36392535
Now behind me is a receptacle in which they keep they keep female monkeigh *she gestures to the convent* who have decided to only reproduce with their emperor. They must be awfully athletic.

It is far too dangerous for me to go in there like this. So while I sneak in. Dave and soundgrot are going to go in alone.

I AM?

Yes Dave for science!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:26:54 No.36392691 Report

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>>36392617
We should have cultist-chan try to attack her, but she just puts her hand oh cultist's head, due to her being taller than cultist.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:33:07 No.36392811 Report

Quoted By: >>36392882 >>36392993 >>36394066

>>36392650
We see Dave and soundgrot in the camera frame for once. Soundgrot is perched on Dave's shoulder.

Wraith cam on!

Now we see our host still in her same explorers gear but with a white mop on her head under her helmet and a crudely drawn imperial eagle trampstamp.

Ready Dave? Wraithcam on!
Dave is shoved through the open door of the convent.

GREETINGS IMPERIAL SCUM. I AM HERE TO OBSERVE AND DOCUMENT.

*The battlesisters cease pillowfighting and marshmallow roasting momentarily*

>Comissar chan!

YES HUMANS. NOW WHO IS READY TO GET WRAITHBONED?

*meanwhile*
the camera cuts to our intrepid Eldar. She is holding the camera Blair witch style

Dave and soundgrot have drawn their attention. We can make use of the distraction to really explore! Come on viewers!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:37:51 No.36392882 Report

Quoted By: >>36392929 >>36392937

>>36392811
I like to imagine that while the eldar is the star, dave tries to protect her, the grot is just kinda there for the ride and free snacks.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:40:38 No.36392929 Report

Quoted By: >>36392960 >>36393381

>>36392882

I wonder how Dave ended up a wraith. Aerwyn probably got into deep on some Death World wrangling serious critters and Dave died rescuing her.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:41:05 No.36392937 Report

Quoted By:

>>36392882
Seconded. We never did establish how Dave is armed. Normal Wraithguard weapons? (don't play elder so I wouldn't know)

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:41:37 No.36392945 Report

Quoted By: >>36392994

>Camera powers on
>Scene of lifeless wasteland. Pyramid in the background and mechanical beings wandering around aimlessly. Some are organizing into lines for some reason.

"Here is a tomb world of the ancient and terrible Necron menace. Millions of years ago these people replaced their bodies with machines to cover up how butt-ugly they were.

It appears now, that a Lord of their ranks is organizing some warriors in a line. Possibly exercise, as their bodies rust and decay quite easily without proper cardio. Let's listen in, shall we?"

>Necron Lord begins to speak

"Attention, my children. Eldar spies lurk about these lands – Hunt them down and rend their flesh. Your Lord's favor to their captors and killers. Your Lord's anger, for those who fail this task."

"Fascinating! Though it looks as though I may need to record this from a safer distance. Dave, let's go... Dave?"

>Looks around
>Camera is settled on a rock instead of held by Aerwen's trusty Wraithguard
>Dave is in the Necron camp, standing alongside the warriors. They seem to think he's one of them.

"Dammit, Dave! I said further away! You're going to spook them!"

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:42:14 No.36392960 Report

Quoted By:

>>36392929
Or a random Catachan stabbed him in the throat, also while he was trying to protect her

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:43:36 No.36392993 Report

Quoted By: >>36393148

>>36392811
*The camera bobs as our explorer sneaks down a corridor. We can hear her heavy breathing*

This is their holy sanctum it's very dangerous to be here indeed. It's a good thing none of them have seen through my disguise.

*the camera whips round*

>Complementary chocolate sister?

An eldar hand whips out around the camera and seizes a fleur de lys shaped delight from the tray borne by the servitor.

Mmmsh ash I was shaying Mmm these are really good. Mm you! You with the chocolate you stay there. Mmm nom nom see viewers! Real bush tuckah! Truly natures bounty for those who know how. Mmm

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:43:38 No.36392994 Report

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>>36392945
Why getting that close and foolling the necrons? Why that would take a tactical genius t- DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE! (Dave is eldar version of creed.)

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:49:20 No.36393099 Report

Quoted By: >>36393175

Here we observe a mon'keigh at rest. It's rare for them to do so, because of the strong social hierarchy that keeps the mon'keigh with the smallest hats working, but...oh?

No no no! Please go away, you're going to spook it! You can't disturb the natural order!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:52:25 No.36393142 Report

Quoted By: >>36393149 >>36393181 >>36393225 >>36393234 >>36393239

Yo, drawfag reporting for duty, this thread I find amusing, so i am willing to contribute. Sexy aerwin or goofy aerwin?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:52:42 No.36393148 Report

Quoted By:

>>36392993
*still licking chocolate from her fingers*

*the camera pans upward to the enormous imperial eagle on the ceiling of the chapel we can hear (and see) a choir of hundreds. Incense smoke curls lazily through the air.

Some have wondered why the humans worship an enormous bird. Is it a symbol of something? Do they just like birds? We have no idea. All that can he confirmed is that their ornithological cult is somehow linked to their emperor. Beyond that alll that is certain is that they are very keen on it. Also skulls.

the cannoness approaches
>excuse me sister. You I have not seen before. What language is that which you pray in?

I...I am an exchange sister. Yes that's it. Look see I have the tattoo and everything!

>ah yes they do things differently on Mordia, well keep your voice down Sister

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:52:45 No.36393149 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393142
Goofy.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:53:10 No.36393158 Report

Quoted By: >>36393200 >>36393232 >>36393243 >>36393266

>>36392489
"Here we see a proud chapter of the monkeigh post-humans known as space marines. This one in particular seems to idolize ravens, and are only slightly different from the other red-bannered monkeigh city-states.

Oh, that looks like their leader, or "chapter master". Dave, get a close up of him.

...Dave?"

>Dave is standing on other side of room, behind Blood Raven captain holding a microphone for some reason.

"Welcome to another episode of Man vs. Xenos. This is Captain Grylls, and I've just discovered a wily and potentially dangerous Eldar female in my midst. Now, she seems to have noticed us, but I should be able to earn her trust with some chocolate. Get a close up, Dave."

>zoom in on baffled Aerwen

"You bastards stole my show!"

"It was a gift from the network."

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Sergeant Rayan Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:53:49 No.36393175 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393099
WAKE THE FUCK UP JACKASS! WE'VE GOT HOSTILES!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:54:02 No.36393181 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393142
Goofy/sexy.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:54:52 No.36393200 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393158
I just kek'ed.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:56:08 No.36393225 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393142
kind of like these.
>>36382197
>>36383372
So like 60% goofy 40% sexy

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:56:45 No.36393232 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393158
This is just golden. My sides have been gifted to the glory of the blood ravens.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:57:02 No.36393234 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393142
Goofily sexy. Or sexily goofy. She's either bumbling at being cute, or not realizing she's being cute. Probably accidentally gets a few mon'keigh admirers.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:57:19 No.36393239 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393142
The ones we've had so far are a pretty good benchmark, I'd say.

> suitable asswatch

Captcha, not now.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:57:33 No.36393243 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393158
win of poetic justice

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 19:59:21 No.36393266 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393158
> Captcha: umplackt admiration

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:06:17 No.36393381 Report

Quoted By: >>36393405 >>36393625

>>36392929
Wait a minute. Anons!

Sir David Attenborough

David Attenborough

David

Dave.

Mystery solved.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:07:56 No.36393405 Report

Quoted By: >>36393432 >>36393890 >>36394661

>>36393381
But how did a human get into an Eldar soulstone? is this even possible? I suppose we can say it is, for the purposes of what we're doing...

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:09:09 No.36393432 Report

Quoted By: >>36393461

>>36393405
Who's saying that he's human?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:10:41 No.36393461 Report

Quoted By: >>36393474

>>36393432
Oh so an Eldar based on Sir Attenborough? Ok, that works.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:11:24 No.36393474 Report

Quoted By: >>36393488 >>36393509 >>36393639

>>36393461
Or Sir Attenborough was an elder all along.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:12:24 No.36393488 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393474
>We're living in the documentary now

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:13:10 No.36393509 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393474
As you like it.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:19:24 No.36393620 Report

Quoted By:

"And here we see a gaggle of Rak'Gol - savage monsters that raid anything they come across without cause or hesitation."

>camera lingers on Rak'Gol tossing human body parts around like some kind of twisted sport

"...okay, let's get out of here."

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:19:31 No.36393625 Report

Quoted By: >>36393700

>>36393381
I thought that was the point all along. Are you saying that wasn't intentional?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:20:26 No.36393639 Report

Quoted By: >>36393808

>>36393474
His brother Richard should be the show's director, then.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:23:05 No.36393700 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393625
Nope and I was the anon that named him Dave. Must've been subconscious.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:29:28 No.36393808 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393639

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:34:54 No.36393890 Report

Quoted By: >>36394152

>>36393405
It is. It happened to a ork warboss ounce actually...i'm being serious. And the eldar never noticed even when he was in a wraith guard.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:37:23 No.36393927 Report

Quoted By: >>36394026 >>36394034 >>36394152 >>36394353

I'd say, work in progress.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:38:26 No.36393946 Report

Quoted By:

Damn. So awesome.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:43:30 No.36394026 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393927
Looks amazing so far!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:43:54 No.36394034 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393927
Dave dropped the camera somehow.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:44:00 No.36394041 Report

Quoted By:

>>36385529
>>36385392
>>36385237
>>36385186
>>36384788
>>36383372
>>36382197
>>36380664
>>36392401
>>36392535
>>36392650

This is fun.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:45:20 No.36394066 Report

Quoted By:

>>36392811
>*The battlesisters cease pillowfighting and marshmallow roasting momentarily*

>Comissar chan!

>YES HUMANS. NOW WHO IS READY TO GET WRAITHBONED?

what?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:48:25 No.36394120 Report

Quoted By: >>36394141

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:49:27 No.36394141 Report

Quoted By: >>36394201 >>36394232

>>36394120
I'm starting to love the fact I jumped off the ship before it sailed. I would have drove it into the first iceberg...on a beach. I don't have a good history of good threads.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:49:59 No.36394152 Report

Quoted By: >>36394173

>>36393890
In what book did this happen?
>>36393927
So far so good!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:51:14 No.36394173 Report

Quoted By: >>36394240

>>36394152
You have to find out yourself. I'm not saying, OFF TO THE SCAVENGER HUNT. But here's a hint. Matt ward wrote it. (And I might be lying completely.)

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:52:35 No.36394201 Report

Quoted By: >>36394244

>>36394141
You had a genuinely great idea, OP. Don't beat yourself up over it.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:54:13 No.36394232 Report

Quoted By: >>36394244 >>36394297

>>36394141
You have to have faith in your fellow anons, anon. Few of us are powerful threadmakers on our own. The Hive Mind allows us to improve upon our creations and make up for our shortcomings.

You started something awesome here. Be proud of that.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:54:50 No.36394240 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394173
>Matt Ward wrote it
>might be lying

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:55:01 No.36394244 Report

Quoted By: >>36394285

>>36394232
>>36394201
Thank you. I feel good now.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:57:17 No.36394285 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394244
Now how about developing what were you starting in your OP post

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:57:52 No.36394297 Report

Quoted By: >>36394391

>>36394232
>Hivemind.
How god that put a image in my head. Nids that attack with 4chan like comments. And build either steaming piles of shit or grand designs for unknown reasons. nidified 4chan.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 20:57:58 No.36394299 Report

Quoted By: >>36394357 >>36394361

>>36380664
>Eldar Steve Irwin
Excellent.

Just make sure she stays away from the Tau.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:01:55 No.36394353 Report

Quoted By: >>36394520

>>36393927
>Peaks into a sister of battle bedroom
Here we see a sister laying down in her bed, she seems to be applying something to her face. Wasting resources to make itself look prettier, how uncivilized.
>Notices her pull something out from under the bed...rod shaped.
Whats this? She seems to be using some weapon of some kind. A suic-
>Buizzing sound is heard by loud moans.
>Blushes hard and slowly closes the door.
Ur as you at home can see the creature just stuck the device into her genitali as a suicide attempt but ended up pleasuring itself instead. Stupid mon-keigh.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:02:19 No.36394357 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394299
I kek'd, you bastard!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:02:33 No.36394361 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394299
>mysides.jpg

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:04:37 No.36394391 Report

Quoted By: >>36394435 >>36394870

>>36394297
>Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:07:34 No.36394435 Report

Quoted By: >>36394553

>>36394391
>GOOBLE GOOBLE GOOBLE!
>Translaton:u wot m8 (Hope I said that right)

Smart nid Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:10:58 No.36394520 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394353
That's not the drawfag by the way. Thats actually me the op. I shall go by the name "Smart nid" from now.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:11:29 No.36394533 Report

Quoted By: >>36394555 >>36394579 >>36394628 >>36394706 >>36394746 >>36394921

Going on. Any god reference for soundgrot's face?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:12:41 No.36394553 Report

Quoted By: >>36394578

>>36394435
>SKREEKREESKREEK
>tits or gtfo

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:12:46 No.36394555 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394533
Is... Is the grot's eyes squinted or something?
I can't stop laughing at it for some reason.

Smart nid Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:13:53 No.36394578 Report

Quoted By: >>36394621

>>36394553
>NOM OM OM OM OM NOM
>3 COMMENTS INCLUDING MINE! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:13:53 No.36394579 Report

Quoted By: >>36394597 >>36394619 >>36394660 >>36394682

>>36394533
I dare you to make him aggressively and cartoonishly handsome.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:14:31 No.36394597 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394579

Fuck, I'd love him to look like this.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:15:38 No.36394619 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394579
Haha! Yes!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:15:40 No.36394621 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394578
>What actually happened to the psyker
OH GOD FAGGOTS! FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU SHUT-
>The psyker is mercy blammed.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:15:56 No.36394628 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394533
This, if nothing else

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:17:55 No.36394660 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394579
Challenge accepted

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:17:55 No.36394661 Report

Quoted By:

>>36393405

He was an Eldar all along anon. He studied our ways and blended in seamlessly.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:19:07 No.36394682 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394579
This is too good to pass up

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:20:03 No.36394706 Report

Quoted By: >>36394726

>>36394533

Are you taking WIP pics of your work with a cellphone?

Pictures I post from my phone come out sideways if they are square or taller than they are wide.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:21:06 No.36394726 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394706
tablet, ja. Fuck that, I'll get the final one right, I promise.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:22:43 No.36394746 Report

Quoted By: >>36394756 >>36394853

>>36394533

She looks more human with pointy ears than an Eldar.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:23:20 No.36394756 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394746
>What is an Eldar

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:29:46 No.36394853 Report

Quoted By: >>36395063 >>36395083 >>36395098 >>36396163

>>36394746
how do I make her more eldar-looking then?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:30:46 No.36394870 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394391

>And heah, we've got a Hive Tyrant an' his brood!
>Beautiful coloration!
>Now, oime gonna wrestle it, and stick my finger up it's arse!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:33:23 No.36394921 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394533
Another drawfag drew him like >>36392333

If nothing else, keep the basball cap and cigarette. It's fitting somehow.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:34:32 No.36394943 Report

Quoted By:

>>36392418

I like that pic. It's only fitting that he's there as well.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:34:59 No.36394950 Report

Quoted By: >>36395098

Honestly, I still like >>36383372 the best.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:39:38 No.36395033 Report

Quoted By: >>36395137

"Today we're tracking down the most dangerous of human beasts: The Assassin!

Not quite as deadly as an Eldar in the same business, and I have it on good authority that humans paint their assassins black and flay their heads until only the skulls are visible instead of their faces. Truly a savage race."

>Vindicare Assassin looks down from a cliff far above our intrepid explorer. He almost has her in his sights.

"Now, there have been tales of some of these vicious monkeighs being captured and domesticated by Eldar, as they are drawn to our infinite fabulousness."

>Aerwen pushes up her breasts, loosens her blouse and corrects her hair to look more presentable.

"If possible, I would very much like to catch one of these Assassins for study."

>Vox crackles into the Vindicare's earpiece.

"Target status?"

"She'll be dead in 3...2..."

>Suddenly, wall right behind Aerwen bursts open and a skull-faced figure appears

Vindicare: Da Faq?
Aerwen: What the–!?
Eversor: Oh Yeah!!!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:41:12 No.36395063 Report

Quoted By: >>36395102

>>36394853
I think she looks fine. No more or less humanoid than the other drawfags so far.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:42:00 No.36395083 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394853
More cheekbone definition.
Works errytime

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:42:36 No.36395098 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394950
same here.
>>36394853
It looks like youre trying to emulate that one, but try and go your own way. To make her more Eldar I would make her face more narrow, angular, and delicate. Maybe elongate it just a touch.

If you add color, I would add a vibrant, glowing quality to her eyes.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:42:39 No.36395102 Report

Quoted By: >>36395131 >>36395134 >>36395177 >>36395239 >>36395300

>>36395063
and here it is. Not quite finished but I want to hear criticisms before laying the ink.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:44:13 No.36395131 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395102
Nice! Just don't forget her Soulstone(s). I liked the look of one on her collar and one on her pith helmet, if you want to go that route.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:44:28 No.36395134 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395102

Nice.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:44:37 No.36395137 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395033
Kek'd

This is promising...

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:46:46 No.36395177 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395102
Very nice! You might define the cheekbones just a bit but that is your prerogative. Your proportions look great, and I like the worried expression she has

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:46:52 No.36395183 Report

Quoted By: >>36395240

Someone make a 1d4chan article on this.

Its too beautiful to fade into obscurity.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:50:10 No.36395239 Report

Quoted By: >>36395262

>>36395102
Looks very good so far. I especially like how you made the clothing look just a little more Eldar-y, even if you left off the Soulstones. I liked the soulstones. And I'm thinking her shirt needs breast pockets.

Only other thing I could suggest would be giving her something to hang at her hip - like a satchel over one shoulder, or an Eldar-ish machete at her side.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:50:11 No.36395240 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395183
lets at least be sure this is archived first

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:51:45 No.36395262 Report

Quoted By: >>36395296 >>36395300 >>36395456

>>36395239
A shuriken pistol might be a good touch too, but then, I'm getting the since that Aerwin is rather a naive pacifist.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:53:21 No.36395296 Report

Quoted By: >>36395362 >>36395400

>>36395262

I like the idea that she abhors firearms, but she would have a sleep-dart gun for pacifying dangerous predators.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:53:35 No.36395300 Report

Quoted By: >>36395400

>>36395102
Nice, and the Grot looks great!

>>36395262
I think it would be better a machete or something like it.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:56:43 No.36395362 Report

Quoted By: >>36395391 >>36395430

>>36395296
she needs her webgun, she had one in a previous post, no

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:57:51 No.36395391 Report

Quoted By: >>36395430 >>36395468

>>36395362
Maybe Dave could be the one using it before they switch to the camera.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:58:16 No.36395400 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395296
>>36395300
I heartily agree. But a sleep dart gun sounds like an excellent idea. Say she uses a compact shuriken pistol that Dave once converted to fire sleep darts.

And on that note, I will attempt a scene where she uses it...

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:59:51 No.36395430 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395362
>>36395391
Ok, Dave has a big webgun on him, and she uses tranq darts if necessary, though she winces whenever they hit their mark

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:00:58 No.36395456 Report

Quoted By: >>36395537

>>36395262
Well, a machete would be useful for hacking through the undergrowth and all that, and satchels are good for just holding junk.

I could see her having a shuriken pistol with some sort of sleeping drug on it - I believe Dark Eldar weapons have some poisons, so I could imagine her pistol having some such drug. Or maybe she uses a laspistol, because it's such a cute example of primitive artistry and wouldn't really hurt anything.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:01:16 No.36395468 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395391
Wait a minute, lexicanum says, it is imperial (necromunda) tech, so she could have picked it up somewhere and decided to keep it, for science

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:04:32 No.36395518 Report

Quoted By: >>36395577 >>36395614

I bet you Aerwin thinks that Mon'Keigh dropping the stubs of lho sticks is a form of territory-marking.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:05:37 No.36395537 Report

Quoted By: >>36395576

>>36395456
or a modified witch staff, that channels her psychic energy not to set things ablaze, but to make them veeeeery sleeeeeeepy

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:07:20 No.36395576 Report

Quoted By: >>36395634

>>36395537
As amusing as it is to imagine her whacking things with a staff if they get too close, it just seems a little bit out of place compared to a sort of safari-ish look. And it'd be bulky and hard to carry around with her everywhere.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:07:24 No.36395577 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395518
and the smoke is a primitive way to get fleas out

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:08:26 No.36395601 Report

Quoted By:

"I am now tracking a tribe of Mon'Keigh called Attilans. The Mon'keigh seem to revere powerful, four-legged beasts called horses. I believe these horses are the true power behind Attilan society and many other human tribes, as their iconography appears quite often across the galaxy, almost to the extent of their eagle totems.

One of the riders has gone into their hutt for whatever monkeigh do in their spare time. Board games, perhaps. For science, I will now mount their horse-beast, and use my superior Eldar mind to tame it!"

>Gets on the horse, which looks puzzled by the alien rider.

"Larger than I thought it would be. Get a good shot, Dave.

Now, majestic creature, heed my telepathic commands! What are your true intentions? Why do you enslave the monkeigh so ruthlessly?

Answer me, coward!"
>kicks saddle a bit
>Horse becomes alert and sprints off

"Woah! Dave! It's abducting me!"

>Eventually has a lot of fun horse-riding

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:09:13 No.36395614 Report

Quoted By: >>36395714

>>36395518
That one goes outside to mark his territory a lot. Obviously, he is one of the weaker members of the mon'keigh pack, and needs to constantly reassert his claim to his territory.

I don't know how the mon'keigh tell their smoky sticks apart - they all smell the same to me and just make me cough. No wonder their senses are so poor compared to an Eldar's, if their lungs get filled up with that smoke all the time.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:09:57 No.36395634 Report

Quoted By: >>36395677

>>36395576
Not more then the rifle in OPs picture
could also be used to point at thingsand to keep plants away from Daves wraithcam

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:12:10 No.36395677 Report

Quoted By: >>36395784

>>36395634
> Some horrifying beast bearing down on Aerwin
> Levels her rifle
> Closes her eyes and squeezes the trigger
> A tiny red flag with 'bang!' written on it pops out of the barrel

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:13:18 No.36395700 Report

Quoted By:

drawfag here, nearly done

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:13:59 No.36395714 Report

Quoted By: >>36395773 >>36395847

>>36395614
Maybe they mark the soil with the residual burned out pieces, or it is a way to decorate their surroundings, not only the eldar tend to be artists

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:17:17 No.36395773 Report

Quoted By: >>36395847 >>36395883

>>36395714
Clearly they have some sort of glands in their mouths that emit pheromones onto the sticks which leave a signature that can only be sensed by mon-keigh.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:17:53 No.36395784 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395677
*levels her rilfe*

hey she needs a telescope on her
(and Daves wraithcam as well)

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:20:27 No.36395826 Report

Quoted By:

>panting
Ok... We've managed to evade the squad of large mon'keigh wearing little upper body protection and ceremonial red sashes about their heads. They're still seeking us, and I think this is an excellent opportunity to capture one for study. Ok Dave, we'll get that one on the far right flank..."

>Private Mendelez advances slowly through the brush
"No sign of em, Sarge, but the scent is still fresh, they cant be far." he whispers into his microbead
"Copy that, private. Keep your head on a swivel"
>He spots a strange shadow, thinks its a tree
>double take, no tree could possi-
>SUDDENLY WEBGUNNED
"Sarge! Sarge! They go-"
>Aerwin tranqs him, winces
"Sorry mon'kiegh, but can't have you awake now. Ok Dave, pick him up and let us hasten away before his comrades arrive... *giggles* Oh how exciting this is! A real live mon'keigh warrior in our custody!"
>they ghost away as the rest of the Catachan squad yells from behind

Will continue after I make some spaghetti sauce

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:21:17 No.36395838 Report

Quoted By: >>36395867 >>36395885 >>36395888 >>36395958

All right. Thank you for your adivices anons. What do you think?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:21:42 No.36395847 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395714
>>36395773
Aerwen: "Fascinating. For science, I will try one, myself."
>Picks up discarded lho stick, tries to inhale even though it isn't lit anymore.
Aerwen: "Blech! What purpose does this serve?"
Dave: "SO, YOU THINK SMOKING IS COOL?"
Aerwen: "Wha?"
Dave: "WHY DON'T YOU SMOKE A WHOLE CARTON OF LHO STICKS!?"
>Hands Aerwen an entire carton of anachronistic Parliament Lights
Aerwen: "Where the hell did you get these?"

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:22:41 No.36395867 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395838
Magnifique! Tres magnifique. Well done drawfaggot!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:23:37 No.36395883 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395773
here we see some humans in their mating ritual, the male will show his interest in a female with these unmarked incense sticks
*holds Iho stick into Daves Cam*
while the female has a similar, but marked incense stick to show her desire to have offspring
*holds Iho stick with a smear of red lipstick*
the color indicates the seriousness of the female, the darker red they are, the more willing, or as the scholar Rendifel assumes, the more desperate.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:23:53 No.36395885 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395838
Awesome!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:24:04 No.36395888 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395838
That's a really good job! Love the grot's face.

Now I want to rub her belly

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:28:10 No.36395958 Report

Quoted By: >>36395998

>>36395838
like it, but the grot could use some sort of camo-cape

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:29:05 No.36395975 Report

Quoted By: >>36396329

So, I know this is archived on 4plebs, but I don't know if we have to do anything more than that for it. Also, I have no idea how to post anything on 1d4chan.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:30:30 No.36395995 Report

Quoted By: >>36396113

Maybe have her documenting the ultra smurfs? Doing smurf stuff.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:30:38 No.36395998 Report

Quoted By: >>36396069

>>36395958
You mean camo like this, right?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:34:11 No.36396069 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395998
yes, but of course adapted to circumstances

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:36:39 No.36396113 Report

Quoted By: >>36396149 >>36396225

>>36395995
"The Ultramarish tribe of monkeighs is one of the most prosperous, possibly because they try so much to be real people, like us.

The Ultramarines are in dire straights, however. Proud warriors all the while, they have been long-assailed by a robed figure, possible of Chaos, called Gargamel. A dangerous Lord of Evil to be sure. His goal seems to be to turn the Ultramarines into gold or he may even want to eat them!

I will try and infiltrate their mushroom city-state and find more information on their plight."

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:38:04 No.36396149 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396113
Gargamel's motives never were clear. One moment he wants to eat them, the next he wants gold. Bonus points if its the robot chicken gargamel.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:38:45 No.36396163 Report

Quoted By:

>>36394853

elder usually have slighter frames and more angular features than humans.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:41:38 No.36396225 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396113
Oh no! Brother Aedrius! Brother Aedrius!

What is it, Brother Demarkus?

One of the most holy spent bolt shells shot by the Primarch is missing!

One of Gulliman's spent rounds?! This will not stand! We must find the sacred relic! Search every corner of Macragge!

>Meanwhile

I wonder why the mon'keigh value such old and useless junk so highly. It's probably part of their attempts to create a proper culture like the Eldar, only they don't have anything useful to keep around like soulstones.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:46:32 No.36396322 Report

Quoted By: >>36396535

I wonder if she's ever done a segment on Diggaz or other humans who have adopted the behaviors of other species.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:46:49 No.36396329 Report

Quoted By:

>>36395975
Since no one else writes the 1d4chan article, I'l try, never did this though

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:48:11 No.36396356 Report

Quoted By: >>36396388 >>36396397 >>36396448 >>36396455 >>36396463 >>36396482 >>36396501

smut/rule34 when

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:49:39 No.36396388 Report

Quoted By: >>36396455

>>36396356
Knowing /tg/, very soon.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:50:18 No.36396397 Report

Quoted By: >>36396455 >>36396575

>>36396356

Hopefully never. Fucking /tg/ forcing their fetishes into everything.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:52:25 No.36396448 Report

Quoted By: >>36396575

>>36396356
Never please? I like this innocent and cute thing we've got going here. We can even get a little teasing with implications of innocently discovering mon'keigh lewd, but...this is going to sound stupid, but sex has been done for everything else and it wouldn't be that different at all in this case. I'd rather see what else we can do.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:52:43 No.36396455 Report

Quoted By: >>36396529 >>36396559 >>36396569 >>36396575

>>36396356
>>36396388
>>36396397
I'm actually surprised this very thread hasn't gone there yet.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:52:57 No.36396463 Report

Quoted By: >>36396482

>>36396356
I really really wana see a pin-up poster of her.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:53:41 No.36396480 Report

Quoted By:

"As you can see by the collars around their necks, these mon'keigh are from a slave caste which are then drafted in to fight for the rest of the species, how fascinating!"
>Camera zooms on a penal regiment camp and then onto a boxing match between two soldiers
"WHAT ARE THEY DOING?"
"It appears they are sparring while the leader mon'keighs are distracted. They can hold intense grudges over short periods of time which then erupt into impromptu contests of skill, speed and strength!"
"THE TWO OVER THERE APPEAR TO BE RESOLVING THEIR CONFLICT BY HOW FAR THEY CAN MARK TERRITORY."
>Zoom in on the two, mosaic censoring abound
"Let's investigate further Dave! This is a new mating ritual!"

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:53:44 No.36396482 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396356
>>36396463

I just want a fully clothed pinup.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:54:44 No.36396501 Report

Quoted By: >>36396532

>>36396356
I would rather have her go on a planeride with CIA and Bane.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:55:37 No.36396529 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396455

I think it's because Sir David Attenborough is in this thread, and the last thing anyone could do is start throwing smut into a thread with the glorious king of nature documentaries.

After all, he can make ever slugs mating sound interesting.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:55:42 No.36396532 Report

Quoted By: >>36396551

>>36396501
>Why do you wear the hat?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:55:48 No.36396535 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396322
I wonder if she's ever interviewed other eldar experts in the of primitive studies, like Ulthan the Perverse or Vaedrisa the Orkaboo Farseer

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:56:40 No.36396551 Report

Quoted By: >>36396620

>>36396532

If you take off the hat will you die?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:56:53 No.36396559 Report

Quoted By: >>36396648 >>36396714

>>36396455
Some faggot did try to derail things with HURF DURF ELF RAEP but thankfully /tg/ ignored him for once.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:57:29 No.36396569 Report

Quoted By: >>36396598 >>36396603 >>36396616 >>36396648 >>36396677 >>36396922

>>36396455
Same old Drawfag here. I'm tempted, man. Fuckin' tempted.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:57:37 No.36396575 Report

Quoted By: >>36396614

>>36396397
>>36396448
>>36396455
Lets face it, fellas. Just as the universe slowly tends towards its inevitable entropic demise, /tg/ tends towards making smut of anything and everything.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:58:41 No.36396598 Report

Quoted By: >>36396648

>>36396569

Don't. Please.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:58:48 No.36396603 Report

Quoted By: >>36396648

>>36396569
Maybe I should just go get myself a long, cold shower before the warp can overtake me.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:59:07 No.36396614 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396575
I'm also not ruling out the possibility that these two phenomena are related.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:59:11 No.36396616 Report

Quoted By: >>36396683

>>36396569
DO IT PLEASE

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:59:15 No.36396620 Report

Quoted By: >>36396644

>>36396551
It would be extremely informative...

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:00:13 No.36396644 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396620
for you.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:00:19 No.36396648 Report

Quoted By: >>36396699 >>36396704

>>36396598
>>36396569
>>36396559
>>36396603

Teegee ignoring rule 34.
On a suitable waifu.
Man this is remarkable to say the least.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:01:06 No.36396675 Report

Quoted By:

I think this gif describes the op in a nutshell.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:01:11 No.36396677 Report

Quoted By: >>36396709

>>36396569
Do what your heart tells you to do. Be true to yourself and follow the path of the drawfag or something.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:01:23 No.36396683 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396616
Maybe next smut thread. I kinda like the "platonic love"atmosphere around here.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:02:15 No.36396699 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396648

We have far too many fucking Waifus. We don't need another one. We need someone clear headed and sober enough to report on the natural world without the distraction of human sexuality.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:02:22 No.36396704 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396648
It took Blue literal years to get porn of her done and even then it's only one picture that someone begged drawfags across multiple boards for months on end to make in order to "troll" Scrapolootas threads.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:02:37 No.36396709 Report

Quoted By: >>36396768 >>36397442

>>36396677
Epilesy warning. Might give a seizure. Next time when you spoiler something, put a warning in the comment before someone dies.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:02:41 No.36396714 Report

Quoted By: >>36397404

>>36396559
Um, that was me. The reason I brought that up was because I DONT want that to happen to her, and I wanted to know how she would escape that kind of thing. But youre right, shouldn't have brought it up.

Can we stop with the hoping that smut wont happen and get back on track now, please?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:05:08 No.36396768 Report

Quoted By: >>36396797

>>36396709
Shall we add trigger warning to every post as well faggot?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:06:41 No.36396797 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396768
Not every post. Just ones with certain gifs that can cause seizures.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:11:03 No.36396922 Report

Quoted By: >>36396950 >>36397002

>>36396569

Can you just do a pinup instead of smutty stuff?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:12:09 No.36396944 Report

Quoted By: >>36396992

So are we settling on a name for the show yet?
>Monkeigh Hunter, with Aerwen Stroud.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:12:22 No.36396950 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396922
That's a barely acceptable compromise...

no pun intended

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:14:49 No.36396992 Report

Quoted By: >>36397098

>>36396944
That works. The Craftworld Eldar see it and watch, amused at her naïve outlook and waiting for a "that's what happens when you play with fire" incident

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:15:06 No.36397002 Report

Quoted By: >>36397010 >>36397025 >>36397037 >>36397045 >>36397054 >>36397082 >>36397083 >>36397136 >>36397145 >>36397187 >>36397202 >>36397222

>>36396922
That's a good idea, anon. Let's see, it is 00.11, I have to finish a guide on "how to avoid sucking horribly at character creation" and I'm supposed to get up early in the morning, so why not? Just let the anons decide.
Pin up Yay/Nay?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:15:27 No.36397010 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397002

Yay!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:16:06 No.36397025 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397002
Fuck Yay!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:16:17 No.36397037 Report

Quoted By: >>36397202

>>36397002
yay provided its clothed

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:16:37 No.36397045 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397002

Nay!

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:17:05 No.36397054 Report

Quoted By: >>36397103

>>36397002

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:18:03 No.36397082 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397002
Hell yay!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:18:03 No.36397083 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397002
Clothed cute yay

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:18:48 No.36397098 Report

Quoted By: >>36397222

>>36396992
nah man, they take what she says as fact. in my head cannon at least.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:18:56 No.36397103 Report

Quoted By: >>36397121

>>36397054
Jesus christ this is hilarious and I don't know why. Should I consider it to be a nay or yay?

captcha ROund Tsunwin. Look captcha I like tsundere but this is not the time.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:19:49 No.36397121 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397103

It's a Yay! mate.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:20:24 No.36397136 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397002
Nay

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:20:51 No.36397145 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397002
Nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay. The nays outweigh the yays. Nay carried.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:22:06 No.36397187 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397002
Regardless of which side wins, could the other side please not get all butthurt about it?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:22:55 No.36397202 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397002
Yay, as >>36397037 said

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:23:45 No.36397222 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397098
I'm not saying they don't take for fact what she's saying, just that they are expecting something to happen.

>>36397002
Yay, I suppose...

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:25:12 No.36397261 Report

Quoted By: >>36397278 >>36397312 >>36397350

You know what, since I like drawing and drawing for teegee is refreshing since I have not to worry about being late on the deadline and so on, I'd start drawing and post WIP, then I'll draw what you suggest me to do. Deal?

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:26:03 No.36397278 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397261
awesome Based drawfag

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:27:41 No.36397312 Report

Quoted By: >>36397424

>>36397261
Very good idea. Just as the Codex Astartes recommended.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:29:26 No.36397350 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397261
An excellent suggestion!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:31:34 No.36397404 Report

Quoted By: >>36397441 >>36397456 >>36397513

>>36396714
Back on track, here is the inital version for 1d4chan:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Aerwin_the_mon-keigh_expert

Hope i did not make too many errors, its getting late, I have to go to bed.

Please don't make her fetish material, she deserves better

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:32:42 No.36397424 Report

Quoted By: >>36397651

Well then, just keep writing and replying so the thread won't die before I'm finished.
>>36397312
The codex astArt-es.
kill me

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:33:10 No.36397441 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397404
Seems good.

Good job anon!

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:33:13 No.36397442 Report

Quoted By:

>>36396709
No one cares about your trigger warnings tumblerite go away. If you don't like seizures, don't go on sites where gifs are allowed.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:34:16 No.36397456 Report

Quoted By: >>36397499 >>36397514

>>36397404
Little rough around the edges, but a good start. Also I thought it was spelled Aerwen but that's not particularly important.

Also I'm proposing calling soundgrot Mike, because it's a pun on mic and holyfuckwhatamIsaying even I'm not tired enough for that to be funny.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:36:30 No.36397499 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397456
no, I like it. Mike the soundgrot. Of course I also just like him being called soundgrot.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:36:54 No.36397513 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397404
Awesome man. It will be suitably added to as time goes by. She really does deserve our care and will get no smut treatment from me, I am all with you on that.

Goodnight and good work, anon.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:36:54 No.36397514 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397456
Yeah, I thought it was Aerwen, too

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:43:59 No.36397651 Report

Quoted By: >>36397690

>>36397424
>Well then, just keep writing and replying so the thread won't die before I'm finished.
We will try. But due to bump limits and shit it might be a tad problematic.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:44:37 No.36397669 Report

Quoted By: >>36397695 >>36397697 >>36397712 >>36397716 >>36397744 >>36397747 >>36397759 >>36397874

Ok teegee, it is up to you. This is the skeleton (not that one we are afraid of) now guide my hand. More seductive/less seductive, hat yay/nay, more/less boobs etc etc...

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:45:31 No.36397690 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397651
We can always start another thread if it 404s

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:45:44 No.36397695 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397669
perfect the way it is.

That drawfag Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:45:47 No.36397697 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397669
I have a thing for oversized gauntlets, before you ask

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:46:23 No.36397712 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397669

Boobs are fine, seductivity is fine, needs moar hat.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:46:34 No.36397716 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397669
Yes to the hat
maybe a teensy bit more in the breast department
just the right amount of seductiveness.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:47:44 No.36397739 Report

Quoted By:

Archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Vote it up people.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:47:59 No.36397744 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397669
Looking really good so far.
Gauntlets are not really my thing but thats just personal taste. Keep doing your thing.
>skeleton
Now you triggered me you monster.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:48:03 No.36397747 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397669
hmmmm... Maybe short shorts with bikini showing just above them? and put her helmet on...

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:48:37 No.36397759 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397669
>Hat
Yay
>Figure
Like it so far

Keep it up Anon.

That drawfag Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:51:13 No.36397809 Report

Quoted By: >>36397832 >>36397905

What about the things she should wear, anons? Also I'd like to know how would you like her expression.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:52:18 No.36397832 Report

Quoted By: >>36397854 >>36397905 >>36397921

>>36397809
Sweet and innocent for expression. like shes surprised to be looked at and doesn't know why

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:53:43 No.36397854 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397832
This sounds good, and i think it fits for what has been said about her personality.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:54:33 No.36397874 Report

Quoted By: >>36397921

>>36397669
Have her keep on her shirt, but make it clear that it's unbuttoned in the front. Maybe give us a bit of an assumption that she's in the middle of changing.

Hat, but pushed back at a jaunty angle so we can see more of her hair.

Boobs are perfect, and Isha, pic related.

As for seductiveness, that's a tricky area. I think a good middle ground would be that she's clearly giving a grin - a happy grin, not a sexy one. That way we don't have to argue between sexiness and innocence.

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:55:39 No.36397905 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397809
I would go for her normal explorer gear. As for expression >>36397832

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:56:45 No.36397921 Report

Quoted By: >>36397975

>>36397874
I concur! so with >>36397832 in mind she seems to be laughingly saying "What? What's so fascinating about me?"

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2014 23:59:46 No.36397975 Report

Quoted By: >>36398321

>>36397921
Fucking yes. This this this.

She doesn't quite understand why she's suddenly the center of attention, and if we assume the viewer is a mon'keigh, she may find their fascination amusing or cute more than embarrassing.

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That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:01:19 No.36398002 Report

Quoted By: >>36398034 >>36398038 >>36398070 >>36398075

ok, trying to get everything into account... what about pants/skirt/dat ass?

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:02:58 No.36398034 Report

Quoted By: >>36398042 >>36398075 >>36398080 >>36398104

>>36398002
Personally I'm not in favour of those face stripe things, people will just think we put Macha in a costume.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:03:16 No.36398038 Report

Quoted By: >>36398074

>>36398002
Lenghty skirt, not too much dat ass.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:03:26 No.36398042 Report

Quoted By: >>36398075

>>36398034
Same.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:04:51 No.36398070 Report

Quoted By: >>36398111

>>36398002
I want to say that the pants are pulled down, but I don't see the logic in it even for a pinup. If she was in the middle of pulling down her pants that would sort of make sense, but I don't want to force you to redraw her. I think we should just dat ass as it is.

If I can be critical, should she have a ponytail? Any previous art of her just has her having short hair, and I really like the short haired look.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:04:55 No.36398074 Report

Quoted By:

>>36398038
>not too much dat ass

I understand where you're coming from, but you just broke my heart, anon.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:04:55 No.36398075 Report

Quoted By: >>36398141 >>36398162 >>36398247 >>36398326

>>36398002
Short shorts like halfway on, waistband just beneath the curve of dat ass - which is just perfect by the way.

Can you put some background in too, just to show what exactly is going on and make it clear shes changing clothes?
>>36398034
>>36398042
Well, I think theyre a nice touch. Just do them in a pattern completely different from Macha's

That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:05:05 No.36398080 Report

Quoted By:

>>36398034
thought it was more common among eldars. Oh well, I'll just erase them.
captcha toogo bathroom. NOT NOW CAPTCHA

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:06:36 No.36398104 Report

Quoted By: >>36398141 >>36398187

>>36398034
I agree, if she's gotta have face markings, it should be some kinda camo paint

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:07:01 No.36398111 Report

Quoted By: >>36398138

>>36398070
>but I don't see the logic in it even for a pinup
Just have her pants being chewed on by a squig or catachan barking toad or grox or something if you wanted to go that route.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:08:10 No.36398138 Report

Quoted By: >>36398162

>>36398111
Then we can't have sexy laughing somewhat surprised face. No one keeps up that expression with a wild animal pulling down their trousers.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:08:19 No.36398141 Report

Quoted By: >>36398187 >>36398203

>>36398075
>>36398104
You could always give her an obnoxiously ornate and eldar-y version of the imperial aquila painted on her face as if she was trying to blend in with the natives.

That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:09:48 No.36398162 Report

Quoted By:

>>36398075
I'm still defining things, her hair are still under development.
>>36398138
Eh, Olivier Vatine and countless others say no but whatever, I second you on the basis I'm none of them

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:11:11 No.36398187 Report

Quoted By: >>36398231 >>36398255

>>36398141
>>36398104
Ehhh, maybe, but what if the Machaish lines were done horizontally, along the jawline, rather than vertical? I feel like camo or an Aquila would obscure her features too much

That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:12:12 No.36398203 Report

Quoted By: >>36398247

Still waiting about the pants issue.
>>36398141
>ornate and eldar-y version of the imperial aquila painted on her face
you, I like the way you think.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:13:48 No.36398231 Report

Quoted By: >>36398280

>>36398187
And I feel like the lines are just a needless addition

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:14:43 No.36398247 Report

Quoted By:

>>36398203
This for pants
>>36398075

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:15:08 No.36398255 Report

Quoted By: >>36398272 >>36398277 >>36398280

>>36398187
I dunno, the facecamo is fitting for her job as a wildlife documenter, while the aquila lets her go full Mon'keigh Hunter
The lines, though, don't really seem to fit, and make her look like some kind of backwards Exodite tribal.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:16:14 No.36398272 Report

Quoted By: >>36398326

>>36398255
Or Naruto. And no one should want to look like Naruto.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:16:40 No.36398277 Report

Quoted By: >>36398326

>>36398255
I kinda liked the Aquilla trampstamp...

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:16:46 No.36398280 Report

Quoted By:

>>36398231
>>36398255
Ok, I'll accept those arguments, besides, drawfag seems to have decided on the aquila

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:18:39 No.36398321 Report

Quoted By:

>>36397975
Dave why are you filming me?

FOR POSTERIOR-ITY

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That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:18:49 No.36398326 Report

Quoted By: >>36398354 >>36398370 >>36398384 >>36398592

>>36398272
THE HORROR, THE HORROR
>>36398277
>>36398075

So how's this? I'm gonna work on her left hand, I think

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:20:49 No.36398354 Report

Quoted By: >>36398383

>>36398326
It kind of looks like she's wearing a hard hat to me, but I might just be trippin'

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:21:34 No.36398370 Report

Quoted By:

>>36398326
Be sure to put a soulstone on the pith helmet but its otherwise great

That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:22:02 No.36398383 Report

Quoted By: >>36398405 >>36398458

>>36398354
Isn't the hat stiff? I tought it was the hat version of an eldar helmet

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:22:11 No.36398384 Report

Quoted By:

>>36398326
Oh, just right, just right. Although... maybe widen her eyes ever so slightly, to really highlight the surprised expression?

And um, any way to make your pictures bigger?

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:23:22 No.36398405 Report

Quoted By:

>>36398383
Not quite, more an Eldarized version of the Victorian British pith helmet

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:25:57 No.36398458 Report

Quoted By: >>36398483 >>36398532

>>36398383
For reference, the more 'soldiery' type.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:27:01 No.36398483 Report

Quoted By: >>36398532

>>36398458
And the more 'explorer' type

That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:29:26 No.36398532 Report

Quoted By: >>36398589 >>36398608 >>36398610

>>36398458
>>36398483
Thank you based british imperialist.
Should I put something in her hand? First to say "your cock" does not win anything, mind you.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:32:09 No.36398589 Report

Quoted By: >>36398713

>>36398532
>First to say "your cock" does not win anything, mind you
Oh, so penis then? What do I win?

On a serious note, how about a camera?

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:32:16 No.36398592 Report

Quoted By: >>36398713

>>36398326
Still not so crazy on the face tattoo. I mean, would just a clean face not be 'Eldary' enough?

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:33:10 No.36398608 Report

Quoted By: >>36398713

>>36398532
Maybe a dataslate or something to that effect.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:33:10 No.36398610 Report

Quoted By: >>36398713

>>36398532
Maybe her machete?

That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:38:40 No.36398713 Report

Quoted By: >>36398783

>>36398610
it better be a chain machete
>>36398592
I'll leave it for now and ask in the end if I should or not keep it.
>>36398589
>>36398608

Could work.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:39:57 No.36398747 Report

Quoted By:

One of these days, I am going to make a mini of Aerwin, together with Dave and Mike the Soundgrot.

But where to get the bits... Hmm, Mimic could supply her head, but I'd definitely have to hunt

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:40:37 No.36398757 Report

Quoted By: >>36398769 >>36398783

thread is about to get archived soon, should we
make another?

That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:41:27 No.36398769 Report

Quoted By:

>>36398757
I'll end this one in a couple of minutes, mind you.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:41:56 No.36398783 Report

Quoted By:

>>36398713
chain machete like a short Striking Scorpion chainsword?
>>36398757
only when it 404s, he'll be done by then...

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That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:46:19 No.36398861 Report

Quoted By: >>36398910 >>36398925

I kinda like the camera resembling a bolter. Keep it or chain machete?

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:48:56 No.36398910 Report

Quoted By: >>36398952

>>36398861
Mmmmm, I like it too but people might mistake it for a weapon. maybe put the chain machete in the background if possible. But the camera needs to be clearly a camera

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:50:08 No.36398925 Report

Quoted By:

>>36398861
Looking really good.
>bolter
The resemblance is there yes. Fine either way with keeping it or a machete.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:51:53 No.36398952 Report

Quoted By:

>>36398910
To clarify, maybe put some film reel looking things on the sides, it can still be reminiscent of a bolter

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That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 00:59:06 No.36399064 Report

Quoted By: >>36399117 >>36399141 >>36399147

What about this?

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:01:41 No.36399117 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399064
That's perfect! Now its just the legs to do...

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:02:58 No.36399141 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399064
That's looks really good!

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:03:32 No.36399147 Report

Quoted By: >>36399181

>>36399064
Looking good, though the aquila doesn't look very aquilaesque.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:05:05 No.36399181 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399147
It-it looks sorta like the Dark Angels sigil.

But hey! that actually works! suppose she saw both and got them confused?

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That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:11:10 No.36399313 Report

Quoted By: >>36399339 >>36399368 >>36399379 >>36399383 >>36399394 >>36399413

Ok! Here it is. How's that?

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:12:17 No.36399339 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399313
PRAISE THE DRAWFAG!

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That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:13:19 No.36399358 Report

Quoted By: >>36399379 >>36399394 >>36399457

and this is for lewder people, I guess. Whelp anons, 'twas fun even if fuck, it is 2:12 and I'm supposed to get up at 7 o'clock.
Well fuck that. Sleep is for the weak.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:13:59 No.36399368 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399313
Beautiful

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:14:19 No.36399379 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399313
>>36399358

awesome... YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED IN THE HALLS OF GLORY, DRAWFAG!

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:14:31 No.36399383 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399313
Beautiful work, praise the drawfag

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:14:51 No.36399394 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399313
>>36399358
You are the big guy drawfriend!
> 7 o'clock
Jokes on you, 6:30 for me!

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:15:30 No.36399413 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399313
Awesome!

Blood raven Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:17:53 No.36399457 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399358
Oh god dammit /tg/. You had one job.

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That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:17:57 No.36399461 Report

Quoted By: >>36399551 >>36399572 >>36399723

NOW EVEN NOT FOR ANTS!
Seriously guys, this is nothing an half-decent artist can't come up with, I 'd rather hank you for having been excellent the whole thread

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:22:24 No.36399551 Report

Quoted By: >>36399637

>>36399461
added to 1d4chan already

Thank you, Drawfag. You better this world with your existence.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:23:29 No.36399572 Report

Quoted By: >>36399589 >>36399637

>>36399461
>I 'd rather thank you for having been excellent the whole thread
Y... you too anon.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:24:44 No.36399589 Report

Quoted By: >>36399682

>>36399572
HAHA that is adorable! and I'm an arachnophobe.......

That drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:27:04 No.36399637 Report

Quoted By: >>36399814 >>36399931

>>36399551
>>36399572
Sometimes reading things like these I am reminded of the reason I claw my way to study as a comics artist.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:29:20 No.36399682 Report

Quoted By: >>36399912 >>36400413

>>36399589
Spiders are our friends anon.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:31:28 No.36399723 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399461
good god, man

>mfw

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:36:06 No.36399814 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399637
You deserve the praise you get kind anon, you do God's work.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:41:15 No.36399912 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399682
KILL IT WITH EXTURMINAUS

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:42:02 No.36399931 Report

Quoted By: >>36399996

>>36399637
Oh drawfag! If you are not gone already will you leave us a name by which you will be known? Or will "That Awesome Drawfag Who Did Aerwin" suffice?

that drawfag Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:45:40 No.36399996 Report

Quoted By: >>36400034 >>36400077 >>36400134

>>36399931
This is the second time I got to drawfag and I did not use a name even first time so the way you did call me now is just fine. What I draw on teegee is meant to be everyone property, besides, so who gives two fucks about my name?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:47:19 No.36400034 Report

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>>36399996

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:49:15 No.36400077 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399996
I give not two fucks, but three!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 01:52:07 No.36400134 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399996
You are a man to be admired! Your level of humility is epic.

Please, at least namefag with title I bestowed you for any future works of Aerwin you do

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:04:03 No.36400362 Report

Quoted By: >>36400377

Thank you for another excellent thread. No one does it like /tg/.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:05:03 No.36400377 Report

Quoted By:

>>36400362
No one at all, anon... no one at all...

Blood raven Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:06:54 No.36400413 Report

Quoted By:

>>36399682
*Sound of chainsword whirring*

Smart nid Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:08:06 No.36400431 Report

Quoted By:

Op here. Glad to have started this wonderful thread. See you next time!

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:09:07 No.36400454 Report

Quoted By: >>36400501 >>36400566

>Mfw a good 2/5 of the thread was about making a sexy version

Smart nid Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:09:30 No.36400462 Report

Quoted By: >>36400501 >>36400511

>>36380664
1d4chan! We need you!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:10:20 No.36400485 Report

Quoted By:

>>36380664

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:11:08 No.36400501 Report

Quoted By:

>>36400462
Fear not OP, it is already there.
>>36400454
>mfw it could have been much, much worse...

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:11:48 No.36400511 Report

Quoted By: >>36400540

>>36400462
/tg/ gets shit done: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Aerwin_the_mon-keigh_expert

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:13:39 No.36400540 Report

Quoted By: >>36400574

>>36400511
Someone should add more of the drawfag's pics, like his original ones.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:14:53 No.36400566 Report

Quoted By:

>>36400454
That still means that 3/5ths of the thread was about not-sexy things. And you can't deny that a fun and interesting character was made.

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:15:21 No.36400574 Report

Quoted By:

>>36400540
I've got them saved. I'll make a 1d4chan account tonight and post them if no one beats me to it

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