Then you haven't witnessed any of the horrendous shit if "stat me" fucking annoys you, you thin-skinned prima-donna.
So no, I do not believe you. I think you are a redditor pretending to be an oldfag.
Are all "stat me"-Threads good? Fuck no, but some produce funny content or an interesting discussion we otherwise wouldn't have had. JUST LIKE ANY OTHER THREAD ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE, REALLY.
Even ELF SLAVE WAT DO had the potential to be hilarious before the PC-Brigade arrived killing every single one of those threads by bitching about it.
/tg/ is dying because of reddit.