[Naruto redux, jump #50]
Drawbacks: Blood Lust, Thick, Before My Eyes..., Low Priority, Boiling Blood, Reviled, Hunted: Land of Iron, Hidden Village of Rain, Hidden Village of Mist, Hidden Village of Cloud, Super Pervert, Hidden Village of Stone, The Warring Clans, Stuffed, There's How Many Movies? Boruto! (2400)
Scenario: Alien Invaders
Rolled The Place That Will Become Konohagakure
Orphan, Age 13 (2200)
Mentor+Apprenticeship: Orochimaru (1000)
Teammates: Karin, Anko (900)
Therapy no Jutsu (600)
Pure Hyuga (100)
You Have Reserves (0)
Ninjutsu Specialisation (Free)
...has your build ever made you wonder what is even happening?
According to my research, my lineage could only exist if Kaguya had a sibling who came to Earth, ignored the fact their sister was stuck in the moon and proceeded to have an orgy with 3 of their cousins.
That isn't even the mind blowingest part. Nor is it that through the magic of ninja incest, I have /twice the average Otsutsuki clan member's/ worth of innate chakra BEFORE factoring in the Third Magic.
No, it's that as per the Senju perk, my IMMEDIATE family is still alive. And treated like royalty. So the Legendary Interclan Gangbang of Destiny might have been recent enough for enquiring minds to realise an alien came to our lands for a booty call.
At least that explains why everyone is just sort of...ew, at me.
Orochimaru is also alive around this point of time, but he's roughly my age. So I figured that me being a crazed lunatic and him being himself, after one too many fights the clan leaders gave up and let him basically babysit me. It's not that Orochi's a naive or poor mentor, it's that he's a child genius, in the middle of a war, constantly processing the fact that his idiot savant of a blood brother knows more about bloodlines than the Kages.
And then, there's the midgets.
Oh god, the midgets.Cont'd... https://pastebin.com/yP106CE5