Eyes forward, guns at your side, men!

Men, the new Commissar will be arriving via Aquilla lander very shortly, and I don't want him to automatically executing people left and right. As such, I expect you all to be on your best behaviour.

This means no duct tapping Perkins to the flag poles. No replacing Antons socks with extra large condoms. And no replacing people's bayonets with chef Durand's hand made Baguettes! It doesn't matter that he is an Elysian who's baguettes are so rock hard, that they can be used as lethal weapons. They are still to be used as food!

So, in the spirit of our former Commissar, and to make sure that no one is planning any sort of ridiculous shenanigans. I am calling for a mandatory field kit inspection.

So, all hands, present arms and equipment for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts are typically used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks, while d100s are for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.