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Settle down 'un form up, on ze double!
'Ello men 'un women of ze Unknown Regiment. I am ze new Commissar, Alex Clérisseau. And if you are wondering about ze accent. It is because I am un Elysian. So you 'ad better get used to it.
Now, with ze formal introduction out of ze way, ve can get on to ze more important matters. As you should all be fully aware of, your regiment is apart of ze 82nd army group, supporting ze Exolos Crusade, under ze command of Lord General Gerald Montague. As is befitting such an honorable posting. I am expecting you all to be on your best behaviour, no zat I am 'ere. Should I see anything zat does not fall within my expectations, there vill be 'ell tu pay. With discipline being both 'arsh un brutal. Zis means, no painting ze grenades ze colour yellow, no pissing outside ze mess tent, no using your bayonets to pick your nose, un no filling your socks with copies of ze uplifting primer, to use as a makeshift club!
Now, tu make sure zat you are always prepared for ze unexpected. I am calling for a surprise, un mandatory field kit inspection. As such, present arms un equipment, for a Field Kit Inspection!
>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.
'Ello men 'un women of ze Unknown Regiment. I am ze new Commissar, Alex Clérisseau. And if you are wondering about ze accent. It is because I am un Elysian. So you 'ad better get used to it.
Now, with ze formal introduction out of ze way, ve can get on to ze more important matters. As you should all be fully aware of, your regiment is apart of ze 82nd army group, supporting ze Exolos Crusade, under ze command of Lord General Gerald Montague. As is befitting such an honorable posting. I am expecting you all to be on your best behaviour, no zat I am 'ere. Should I see anything zat does not fall within my expectations, there vill be 'ell tu pay. With discipline being both 'arsh un brutal. Zis means, no painting ze grenades ze colour yellow, no pissing outside ze mess tent, no using your bayonets to pick your nose, un no filling your socks with copies of ze uplifting primer, to use as a makeshift club!
Now, tu make sure zat you are always prepared for ze unexpected. I am calling for a surprise, un mandatory field kit inspection. As such, present arms un equipment, for a Field Kit Inspection!
>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.
