Anyway, the point I'm making is: If I've learned anything travelling the universe, it's that what you have for breakfast tomorrow matters more than why you're here. Absolute truths are a dime a dozen, and philosophy's for people who don't get to see them up close.
"Wow. Yeah, I've definitely made my decision". Excellent! Enjoy your new life, I'll just finish drafting these documents and then you and I can-
"No, no! I mean I'm coming with you!"
"Because nobody's ever done this much for me, and you've lived through more than I can imagine! If I can do anything for you in return and, and if you don't actually hate me maybe I can get you to like me!"
I'm a polygamous harem keeper!
"We can make it work!"
I'm obsessive, vengeful, manipulative and stubborn!
"See? We already have so much in common!"
I'm in too deep with this big, stupid cosmic feud I'm constantly losing my mind over!
"Ha! That's what she said!"
And that's when I knew she was a keeper. Dammit, you win, I'm only technically a deity at the moment anyway. Oh shit, the companion stasis thing didn't suck too much did it?
"The what now? I remember feeling very peaceful after going through the door for a second. Felt a lot like falling asleep here, actually, it's nice to just rest without the noise. What is this thing anyway?"
Huh. And it's an anti-chair superweapon. Long story.
"Yeah, I can tell! But no, I actually meant that thing in that video. The green and white swirly one" she added, pointing at one of the recorded absolute truths. It seemed to be some sort of spiral, but behind it was a...stickman with white eyes? What WAS that, I couldn't remember it at all but it seemed-
"Hey" said J, bustling up with a wheelbarrow full of rocks, "the new dupes are forming a union. You wanna go talk to them about why Big Neutronium's gotta keep on chugging?"
Bah. It probably wasn't important.