Wonder what's the limit on the definition of "solid ground". People's heads? Helicopters? What if I throw a rope and teleport on top of it, does it count as part of the ground if one end is connected to it? So many possibilities...>Spring Loaded
I'm more inclined to use this to hop around like a grasshopper.>Blade
I become the deadliest cartwheeler.>Redundancy
Close-range combat leaves much to be desired in terms of safety.
My strategy will be to teleport and hop around the battlefield, slicing enemies as I strafe between them with my blade. Redundancy allows me to last longer in battle in case someone manages to land a hit or two on me.>>Skills>Hacking
I can finally dox retards on /pol/, build a gun even the /k/ ruski will have to admit the superiority of, and answer any "LONDON" question truthfully.>Leadership
With this, our battle strength skyrockets with well-utilization.>>Companions>Fatima Hadid
Can fly, giving me someplace to teleport to aboveground: Check
Multiplies our operational versatility (flight): Check
The image of her using her abilities (carrying me on her back) is hilarious (and slightly fetishy): Check
Closet nerd: Check
Can bring in airstrikes: Check
Opens the door to Bomberman strategies: Check
Tries to understand her lover: Check
Harem route: Check
Doesn't mind either position: Check
Her nickname for me sounds like "Hubby": Check
Seriously, why would anyone not pick her?>Zhou Hao-Han
I'm a simple man. I heard "enormous thigh muscles", and I instantly lost it.
We can do double lariats with our legs...>>Equipment>Weapon [All-purpose assault rifle]
I'm visualizing something that can shoot anything I feed into it. Something like The Sword of King Dakka from For Want Of A Paperclip.>Utility Belt
Point and Click games taught me that these kinds of things can solve any situation.>>Faction: The Global Defense Force
I can make changes in the laws here, bring back the electric chair for murderers.