Wont bullshit you need some balls to the walls advice my dudes.
Travelling to Thailand in July; Phuket for a few days and then onto Koh Yao Yai, basically up to me where I go from Koh Yao Yai for the time I spend there.
What shit should I do, I understand Koh Yao Yai will have fuck all other than the beach but realistically what are my options. Literally open to do anything as long as its relatively cheap.
Am I the only one who thinks this would be the most awkward experience ever? walking around with some whore, everyone knows its some whore, you have to spend a lot of time with her I assume yet you have nothing in common with this whore from some banana plantation in the middle of rural Thailand? wtf someone seriously explain this to me
I can understand getting a hooker for short time here and there though
Great this thread exists, just booked 12 days in October, going with a friend but hes a total party animal so im pretty nervous
I just want to chill for 12 days but Ill be dragged into some bullshit at some point
Anyone have any simple Dos and Donts???
All I know is that we are going to Bangkok then Phuket.
They are more social than you probably think and are just looking to chill and have a good time as well. From my experience no one gives a fuck that you're with a thai girl as it's such a common site but even if they did fuck em.
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Dont do drugs there
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Hello there, all the fear-mongering aside, is the eastern coast of mexico safe to bike through to get to south america? If not, are there any alternatives to skipping central america as a whole? Our intentions are to see more of south america, maybe there is a ship we can take from florida or something? No airplanes because we will be on loaded bicycles. Kind of pic related, but a bit more so because we are planning a months-long tour.
Chicken. You are a pussy. You make this topic and now you dont want to be in Mexico. Use main roads and highways, never use old dirt forgotten rural roads
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm looking forward to seeing the video of OP's face stitched onto a soccer ball get posted on /b/
nothing fearmongering about reporting that you are realistically likely to get murdered doing this
lol, you typed "one month" so you would also have to delete "one."
Your reading comprehension skills aren't good, just admit it bro, it's not a big deal
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I'm a fake-passport dealer, ask me your questions
Nice mexican fake passport, carnal. Quiero uno. Cuanto cuesta? Por que el chino quiere pasaporte falso?
I have a real one on the authority of her majesty.
Why did you started? Have you ever been caught?
Are you going to enjoy your ban?
Why didn't you bother to rename your image before trying to do a shitty AMA?
Best FKK spots in Germany? I'm budgeting about 1000 or 2000 euros for a drunken all-I-can-fuck blowout party for myself. I want the place with the hottest girls
Any good nice cowgirl to fuck?
I was talking in regards to a general Germany trip.
Not that it'd be hard, considered taking some with me and doing a line or two in there. Its not Peru cheap but Germany beats the hell out of these Australia prices, 60 euros a gram over there.
Wouldn't be my first choice of music for an fkk, but I like to bump the tunes while I'm in there.
Who in the hell 69s a hooker, especially a pussy mill worker?
All they have to be is naked in the same room as you and it beats porn, pretty or ugly does not matter to your dick in that situation.
Can I fuck girls like her? Any site to start looking for models? Do they blur their faces?
A friend of mine works for the UN and offered to let me stay with her for a week or so if I visited.
Any tips? I know a bit of Balkan history, but not much that would be pertinent to me going there.
I've only left Canada once to the US, so it would be nice to go somewhere before college in the fall.
Anyone have any tips for where to go? Monuments, museums, etc.
>>1387821 >>> Yeah, they even added shrimps into there as well.
>>1387821 >>>Or it could also be an unorthodox right there!
>>1387765 >>> Hello, I'm a shitty security guard at Mic Mac Mall in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada right over here now.
fuck her right in the pussy
It’s a small country, so you can see a lot in a week. Consider taking a day trip to Skopje in Macedonia.
Pristina is an absolute shithole so avoid spending any more time there than necessary.
Met a girl named Angelina in Florence last June while I was studying abroad for a month and it was genuinely one of the most magical things to happen to me. Really a source of deep regret for me though because even though we hung out for hours, we never got to reconnect because she wanted to use Whatsapp - which I didn't have on my phone at the time - so I gave her my number but didn't download the app until I got home hours later because my service was ass, so I expect she tried to add me sooner than I had the app installed. She also told me she was going on vacation the next day in Miami so I wouldn't doubt that she probably just forgot about me.
I think about her a lot and its really one of my greatest wishes to speak to her again but I have so little information that it probably wont happen. I should probably give up on it, but part of me doesn't want to. Do you think there'd be any way I could track her down? The story above is kind of a tl;dr, pic related is the painting I was looking at when she approached me in the Uffizi Gallery.
How do you even meet people abroad? I wouldn't mind a cute Italian.
If you can not insert bemis in her omanko condorless then its not gonna work
wow, what a Jewish nose she has
Sorry to hear that OP. Always go to a date prepared.
>be 22 >American >Decide to go to Japan with fat friend of mine >Get to Japan >First day >fat friend still sleeping >In Konbini >qt grill drops change all over the place >help her pick it up >ask directions, she ends up walking with me >we end up eating lunch together >hang out all day >night ends in quiet park with strong zeroes >wanted to kiss her >afraid she will turn me down >get her Line >part ways by 5am. She has work. >meet up next day >go to Tsukiji with fat friend and her >hang out until night time >go to Hub in Shibuya >send fat friend back to hostel >"oh, anon I missed my last train!" >Walk down street >check into hotel >smash
That was 6 months ago. We are still together. I really hope you are able to find a qt one day. Long distance is hard.
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OP here, pretty jealous
I'll be staying at Germany for one month in May. It's my first time in Europe (I'm form Mexico) and don't know what to expect. What places can you guys recommend?
but also in tech and anything involving developer/programming events.
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>>1380229 >i think a lot of black people live here
any ideas how to send them back to africa?
If you happen to come by Freiburg i. Br., we could grab a beer.
hmu to grab a beer jaliscoanon
I havent planned on going to the South West but I really appreciate the offer anon :)
thanks to everyone who helped me, I'm going to let the thread 404d
Who else in an airport right now?
>Where are you?
>Where you going?
>You hyped to go?
god. if I couldn't go to the pool or beach I'd give up on life
live better my guy
there is a hidden staff cafeteria that has better food than most of the others if you have time to find it
Not morbidly obese or anything, but my BMI is still 30. Not exactly proud of my chub
Damn dude. I just looked it up and I would have to put on 65 pounds to have a BMI over 30.
Helsinki airport premium lounge.
Did you eat anything? Sandnigger also invading your cold country?
Hey, /trv/. I'm soon leaving for a weeklong vacation in Maine. I will be stopping by Portland, Augusta, and Bangor. What should I check out along the way or in each city? Thanks, friends.
Maine Beer Co. is 20 minutes up the road from Portland in Freeport. I'm surprised beer came up and this brewery hasn't been mentioned yet. They have some of the most sought after beers in the country and a very enjoyable relaxed taproom.
Will check it out, desu. Will report back.
go to bangor to see stephen speilbergs house, and spots from his movies
Go to Acadia for a day at least. Best national park on the east coast.
Gotta try mount desert ice cream in bar harbor, it will be one of the best you'll ever get
What's your worst airline experience?
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>Be 17 >Flying with lufthansa from frankfurt to Orlando >I am an accompanied minor >Feel like a tard and the hostess are the tard wranglers >Time to board >In my programm there are 3 girls >One shy nerdy 6/10 girl >One smol 9 year old >And this 8/10 french girl >Feels good >Stewardesses decided for us to stay toghether during the 9 hour >Decide to sit next to the youngest because Im an experienced passenger so i can take care of her and impress qt. >Have to sacrifice window seat next to qt >Eventually this Surfer dude chad decides to sit next to her. >Jealousy intensifies.mp3 >After a while we take off >I have this irrational fear of crashing in the ocean at a depht of 3000+meters of depth and i become Deep sea fish snack >Finds out that we will not follow the great circle were we fly over more land and more shallow water during our trip instead we have to fly endless amounts of deep oceans with bermuda the only piece of land >fug.png >Since i had an undiagnosed cased of Chron's disease i was constantly going to the bathroom and shitting like a pajeet the whole fucking flight >Designated shitting jumbo jet.jpeg >After 9 hours of flight we land in Orlando >Pilots slams the fucking jet to the runway >loud as fuck enough to wake uo my travel comrade >We get stuck in the gate for 30 minutes >then even more 30.mintues >we find out that the whole terminal was shut down because of Thunderstorms and shit >Waits even more in customs >The french girl gets pulled over by the TSA >because since she was wearing slight skimpy clothes thethey assumed that she was part of human trafficking >I talk to her for a bit >Finds out she is super rich >So rich in fact that if one of her phones had a dent her father bought a brand new iphone >Ironic since we were flying in coach. >Actually not as mean as i expected >I show her my beaten down LG phone with shattered screen and everything >Still works normally >After 4 more hours in the gate we finally check out
Wew lad, feels like I dodged a bullet. I'll be going to Tokyo in about a week, and tried getting one of those sub $900 dollar flights (Tampa>LAX>Shanghai>Tokyo) through Cheapoair. I got to the purchase page, entered all my info, and hit "purchase," only to find out that somehow they had "sold out" between the time I found the ticket and attempted to purchase. I'll be flying American Airlines instead.
Tell me, autismo, do you also carry spaghetti in your pockets?
Coming back from Cameroon. I was coming back from a one week professional travel, I was in the hospital the morning of the flight and was still very weak because of an intoxication (and they though I had malaria so they blasted me with antibiotics. I was unable to taste anything for a month after that).
Checking-in was a nightmare as legion of people were surrounding me trying to sell me their shit and as I was too weak to even answer correctly, no cops around, the place look like a zoo, I thought I was about to be kidnapped. I finally managed to get in the terminal where security stop them. All windows are open and A/C is working at full power. I must wait with temperature oscillating between 10°C and 30°C depending on the wind. The plane is 30 minutes late, I feel like I'm going to die, shivering like a madman, trying to play baldur's gate on my phone to think about something else (I couldn't even read the dialog). I board while in some kind of delirium. Genius strike and I ask for pills against nausea and to not be airsick. There is like three children that are completely insane, an hostess that try to calm them, and their parent that don't care. As I was really sick, racist thought were crossing my mind one after the other as I was wishing this whole country to be glassed. It was a night flight but I was awake the whole night, head in the paper bag, ready to vomit. But the pills are slowly working and as the sun is rising over Algeria, I feel like I'm alive again. I land in Paris exhausted, but on a positive not, I feel energy coming back as the worst is behind me. On my way back, I make a panic attack in the underground when I see a nignog.
Qatar airlines is top-notch. They're on par with Etihad and Emirates. Even though they're Arab, they're RICH Arab. They don't cut corners when it comes to shit that they use.