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>digital nomad
>hiking shoes/jesus sandals
>world traveler, still eats at McDonald's and Starbucks
>6 figure job but stays in hostels for le experience
>rents a car, scooters are too scary
>still drives like a faggot anyway
>has TikTok installed on their iPhaggot 47++
>unironically makes posts on it too
>goes to the religious buildings, but is an atheist
>gets violently ill from local cuisine
>is shocked when their hotel isn't up to first world standards
>doesn't use the bidet because it feels le weird
>makes everything more expensive thanks to their endless consooming
>gets offended when locals don't bend over backwards for their foreign ass
>hiking shoes/jesus sandals
>world traveler, still eats at McDonald's and Starbucks
>6 figure job but stays in hostels for le experience
>rents a car, scooters are too scary
>still drives like a faggot anyway
>has TikTok installed on their iPhaggot 47++
>unironically makes posts on it too
>goes to the religious buildings, but is an atheist
>gets violently ill from local cuisine
>is shocked when their hotel isn't up to first world standards
>doesn't use the bidet because it feels le weird
>makes everything more expensive thanks to their endless consooming
>gets offended when locals don't bend over backwards for their foreign ass
