>SO... WE LIKE... AUUUUHHHMMMM.... WE BE SOME FINNA..... UHHHH *smacks lips profusely* EHHEHEHEHEHE NOMSAYN? WE LIKE SOME KINDA, UH, SUE SIDE SQUAD OR SOME SHIZ?
>>58928427 >chris will never laugh at your jokes even if they are bad >he will never slap your chest during his fots of rancorous laughter >he will never stop on the street to share a laugh after some slut he just saw
It hurts bros
>Light vs Dark, Day vs Night, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice™ Stop that
If only you knew what you have done
i appreciate what he's done
The beginning of an epic, legendary meme
Uhh, you're not allowed to bring friends.
HOLY SHIT HE PULLED HIS HAIR OUT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!
The most reasonable person in this family is the 600lb autist in the dragon shirt
800lbs of SHIT
NOW That's what I call BANTZ Vol. III
>me in the middle
Her body is perfect but she didn't have that same enthusiasm or energy that Gianna had.
Gianna actually looks pretty great there.
like straight from a porn comic, goddamn
tumblr tier fake news
was it kino?
>>80986174 >wearing earrings when you're in cryosleep >the future will still have earrings
it was forgettable as fuck. Besides, it was kind of a soap opera in space. I expected something different with the tagline
>they woke up for a reason
i thought they had some prupose, or to fight aliens or whatever. Not just a damn love story and "oh we woke up because ship is broke, we fix ship, the end"
>>80986174 >was it kino?
More like crapo.
Much better than expected.
is in the good side of the spectrum, for corny american popcorn bullshit
Is anyone interested in contributing movies to this playlist?
>Movies from USA not allowed >Only english or spanish subtitles >Only movies from 1965 onwards
What are the best comedy films of the 2010s?
>>80996856 >i-if I post an older meme m-maybe I'll feel less afraid!
Any moment the swat team is gonna kick down your door
Well yeah, because Obama is CIA like his parents.
1. Even you must have gotten that joke. Jesus christ.
2. I don't care, I have nothing to hide. Oh no, theyll find my lost reaction faces folder.
Anne Erin is a pedophile
No I'm not
Art is never without controversy
>>80969219 >Art is never without controversy
What the fuck are you talking about? Plenty of the time art isn't controversial.
I had no idea Watchmen was rated that low by plebs and (((critics)))
>>80969219 >Harry potter on the art side of things
I'll take "how I know OP is wrong and a faggot" for 200, Alex.
The spaceship Covenant is transporting frozen embryos to a human colony on a faraway planet when they receive a distress signal from Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace), from the Prometheus expedition, which disappeared 10 years prior. The crew is brought out of hypersleep to answer to the signal, which leads to the death of the Covenant's captain, Branson (James Franco). His wife, Daniels (Katherine Waterson), is deeply affected by the accident, while Branson's first officer Archer (Billy Crudup) is made captain. The Covenant is piloted by Daniels's friend Tennessee (Danny McBride) and the crew is aided by an android, Walter (Michael Fassbender).
The Covenant follows Shaw's signal to Paradise, an uncharted forest planet and homeworld of the Engineers, the ancient extraterrestrials that seeded life on Earth and then sought to the destroy it. The Engineers' secret weapon, the black ooze, has spread through Paradise, turning it into a wasteland. The Covenant's crew ventures outside their ship and some of its members are exposed to spores released by plants infected by the ooze. It is determined they've contracted an alien pathogen and Archer has them quarantined aboard the Covenant.
Monstrous creatures known as "Neomorphs" burst from the infected crewmen's bodies and begin slaughtering the crew, forcing the survivors to flee into the forest, where they are rescued from the Neomorphs by David (Michael Fassbender), the sole survivor of the Prometheus crew. He reveals that Shaw sacrificed herself to crash a spaceship against Paradise's surface, exposing the Engineers to the black ooze to prevent them from destroying Earth, leaving him stranded on Paradise.
that's not what he asked you.
Shaw retrieved the rest of him.
>>77939414 >How do we know what was shown at test screenings
admin from some alien fansite attended one and leaked the plot, leaks were reposted here
search the archive
Folks, let me do you all a favor and clear up a misconception: there are indeed two factions of engineers (at least, those relevant to our story). The rebels are housed on this planet, which David murders. This is why there is one citadel and only a few thousand Engineers living in the city. You will all see a scene where many Engineers look up the sky confused as they see the Derilict come and drop the vases full of black goo. So this is simply a rebel faction and not the real race of Engineer
Really, how do you know this?
Why doesn't he care anymore?
Sadly they're not.
That's the trade-off for having a dick like an evian bottle.
because all irish males are alcoholics and piss themselves during a night out on the booze.
Alcoholism + elderly prostate = a paparazzi dream
he shot taken 2 in istanbul
>Its attempt to sneakily indoctrinate children (and adults) into Disney Corporation banality recasts the nature of parent-child (and Hollywood-consumer) relations so that that bond is subsumed in state-sponsored political correctness. This new version — with its feminist Belle (Emma Watson), a crude, chauvinist-male Beast (Dan Stevens), and a “diverse” underclass of servants and objects-come-to-life (performed by Josh Gad, Audra McDonald, Emma Thompson, Ewan McGregor) — is a fairy tale that confuses liberal social engineering with “magic.”
>>80914068 >>80914892 >>80914908 >>80914948
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH SHIT TASTING STONEFAGS AND ROBERTSFAGS
What is the message of this movie?
Shogun of Sorrow, I'm JACK
Every episode the animation gets better, every episode the writing gets worse.
>>80906286 >the writing gets worse