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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 15:39:07 2022 No.170024725 View View Reply Original Report

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>never won a fight

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:39:31 No.170024739 Report

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proof?

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:41:06 No.170024798 Report

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>>170024725
I'm pretty sure he came out on top at Cloud City multiple times.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:41:16 No.170024803 Report

Quoted By: >>170024950

he got those kids pretty good, alright

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:45:23 No.170024950 Report

Quoted By: >>170025025 >>170026212

>>170024803
that was anakin, not vader :^)

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:45:36 No.170024962 Report

Quoted By: >>170028896

>>170024725
he’s a pathetic loser in the new show

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:46:46 No.170025008 Report

Quoted By: >>170025717

>>170024725
he beat Luke in Empire pretty handedly

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:47:15 No.170025025 Report

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>>170024950
That was already Vader

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:05:17 No.170025717 Report

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>>170025008
Couldnt beat bigger luke

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:08:49 No.170025847 Report

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>>170024725
He beat luke but some might say it was just a fluke :D

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:10:38 No.170025909 Report

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>>170024725
Doesn’t he ultimately kill Obi Wan?

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:11:56 No.170025955 Report

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He beat the shit out of Asaj Ventress

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:17:54 No.170026181 Report

Quoted By: >>170030025

He destroyed Padme

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:18:52 No.170026212 Report

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>>170024950
Sidious already dubbed him Vader, bucko.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:19:24 No.170026229 Report

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>>170024725
He wins the fight with Obi Wan in ANH even if Obi Wan gives up in the end on purpose, he never intended to win and knew he couldn't

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:20:30 No.170026257 Report

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Vader is canonically weaker than Anakin.

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:24:51 No.170026432 Report

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>>170024725
>never won a fight
WHAT A LOSER

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:58:58 No.170027703 Report

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>>170026257
false, thats the Legends canon, Disney canon explicitly states vader is far more powerful than anakin ever was

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:04:25 No.170027897 Report

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>>170027703
So Obi wan must the real chosen one then......

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:08:20 No.170028031 Report

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Do you think you could pin down Darth Vader and rape him if he didn't have the force and his lightsaber?

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:09:05 No.170028064 Report

Quoted By: >>170028230

>>170024725
uhh read the comic books sweatie

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:10:56 No.170028138 Report

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>>170027703
It's not Legends canon either. Vader is more powerful than Anakin in both timelines. He just never reaches the same potential Anakin would've reached without the injuries.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:12:21 No.170028184 Report

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>>170024725
Read the new books and comics you dumb fuck lmao

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:13:30 No.170028230 Report

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>>170028064
I have.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:14:36 No.170028273 Report

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>>170024725
He won a fight in the very show you're referencing when he whipped that uppity nigress

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:15:17 No.170028303 Report

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>>170028230
then you'd know he killed a bunch of jedi post order 66
killed some of his own inquisitors too
not a very nice boy that anakin

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:19:06 No.170028450 Report

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>>170028303
He's just misunderstood.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:21:22 No.170028532 Report

Quoted By: >>170029423 >>170032255

>>170028450
I bet when he was a boy he made C3P0 fuck him with a detachable robotic cock that he made for him.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:31:49 No.170028896 Report

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>>170024962
He's a pathetic loser in the whole story

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:41:33 No.170029302 Report

Quoted By: >>170029387 >>170029428

>>170024725
how many younglings do you think you could take in a fight? judging by the way they didn't seem to defend themselves, I could probably take out at least 20 before having to stop and masturbate

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:43:58 No.170029387 Report

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>>170029302
I would have loved to see a bunch of younglings escape and crash land on a jungle planet and they have their own version of Lord of the Flies happen.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:44:58 No.170029423 Report

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>>170028532
Me too

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:45:10 No.170029428 Report

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>>170029302
A lot

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:47:07 No.170029509 Report

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>>170028230
what a load of shit lol

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:48:19 No.170029556 Report

Quoted By: >>170029679

>>170029509
He blows them up by activating their grenades. Pretty clever actually.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:51:08 No.170029679 Report

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>>170029556
Woah, epic!

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:51:55 No.170029704 Report

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>>170028230
that line is so crappy, even jej couldn't deliver it. worse than any lucas dialogue. i don't get why it's circlejerked

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:52:42 No.170029736 Report

Quoted By: >>170029750 >>170030202

>>170029679
KYS.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:53:02 No.170029750 Report

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>>170029736
Woah, epic!

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:54:51 No.170029824 Report

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>>170029679
thanks

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:55:53 No.170029868 Report

Quoted By: >>170029987 >>170031763

>>170029704
Why is it bad?

And if you say because it's cringy then your point is shit and you're shit

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:59:01 No.170029987 Report

Quoted By: >>170030053

>>170029868
read it aloud to yourself
nobody would ever say that, MAYBE kenshiro but after he touched their pressure points
what more do you want me to say than "it sounds faggy"
you can't really pin it down more than the way it comes off, the way it sounds. i don't know how you're goalposting this

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:00:06 No.170030025 Report

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>>170026181

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:00:54 No.170030053 Report

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>>170029987
anon it's a fictional setting with flying space dogs, it's supposed to be over the top

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:02:45 No.170030116 Report

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>>170026432
Woah, Vader beat a barely trained youngcel

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:03:54 No.170030159 Report

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>>170029704
Honestly? On par with everything said by JEJ.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:05:22 No.170030202 Report

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>>170029736
What, kiss my son? Why? I'm gonna do it

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:08:02 No.170030302 Report

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>>170028230
*launches a mortar shell*

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:08:50 No.170030331 Report

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>>170030302
what would that do?

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:09:58 No.170030378 Report

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>>170030116

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:10:40 No.170030410 Report

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>>170024725
>why does the bad guy lose vs the protagonists in the end, REEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is normal ass fiction 101. The villain wins all the fights that aren't the main story ones vs the protagonist. Vader still hunted and killed loads of Jedi.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:10:54 No.170030420 Report

Quoted By: >>170030462

>>170024725
He wins several fights.
>dooku
>obbi-wan rematch
>fuckton of other jedi
>luke the first time
>even would have beat him the second time if he didn't sperg out

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:12:12 No.170030462 Report

Quoted By: >>170030514

>>170030420
He also beat Ahsoka she is pulled out by Ezra just before Vader murders her, they fought for a long time and he wound up winning.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:13:24 No.170030514 Report

Quoted By: >>170030561

>>170030462
who tf is ezra

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:14:24 No.170030561 Report

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>>170030514
Ezra Miller. Based Vader buck broke him for all eternity.

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:15:50 No.170030614 Report

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>>170030561

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:18:30 No.170030728 Report

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>>170028230
mfw vder does a thing

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:19:15 No.170030755 Report

Quoted By: >>170030779

>>170030728
will this soifuck ever live down that reaction video?

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:19:50 No.170030779 Report

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>>170030755
live down? he made bank on that video and was on national television shortly thereafter
the guy is a millionaire

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:20:48 No.170030818 Report

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>>170030779
i think even rian johnson and jj abrams gave him shout outs

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:20:53 No.170030821 Report

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>>170030728
Good for you. Apathy is death.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:28:25 No.170031069 Report

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>>170025909
Obi-Wan lets him do this, so that Vader lets go of his hate for his former master for failing Anakin. Only then can he be redeemed by his son.

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:29:16 No.170031098 Report

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For all the kow-towing to Vader the only worthwhile lighsaaber fights in the entire movie canon are with Maul in ep.1 and the 30 sec of him in Rogue. Awesome lightsaber fights rock not monochromatic sad boys.
That being said it's so fucking much easier to do the wrong thing and be a piece of shit pawn. Godamn

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:34:59 No.170031313 Report

Quoted By: >>170031363

>>170025955
That's Anakin, not Vader.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:35:57 No.170031363 Report

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>>170031313
>a younger, weaker anakin beat someone
great?

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:38:33 No.170031460 Report

Quoted By: >>170031668

>>170024725
>beat Luke
>beat Obi-wan (twice)
>beat the Emperor

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:43:08 No.170031668 Report

Quoted By: >>170031739

>>170031460
The fun fights are actually outside of the movies where he hunts down the remaining Jedi that went into hiding.
On one hand it's a shame they've never filmed it, but on the other, less nuWars is a good thing to me.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:44:38 No.170031739 Report

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>>170031668
they haven't filmed it YET

it's what vaders series will be (hopefully)

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:45:06 No.170031763 Report

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>>170029868
It would have been better if he just said "All I am surrounded by is fear." Adding anything after that makes it sound like he came up with it just now after thinking about it for a second because he didn't think of it at first.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:47:27 No.170031876 Report

Quoted By: >>170032363

Obi wan is just better

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:56:19 No.170032255 Report

Quoted By: >>170032293

>>170028532
YWNBAW

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:57:09 No.170032293 Report

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>>170032255
>You Will Never Be Anakin's Whore
You don't have to rub it in.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:57:09 No.170032294 Report

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>>170027703
>Disney canon
No such thing.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:58:47 No.170032363 Report

Quoted By: >>170032437

>>170031876
if he's better why did he die?

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:58:58 No.170032379 Report

Quoted By: >>170032603

>>170025847
I care about you and your rat

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:00:11 No.170032437 Report

Quoted By: >>170032494 >>170033771

>>170032363
to become more powerful than vader could possibly imagine

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:01:17 No.170032480 Report

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>>170024725
Job Vader or Darth Jobber ?

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:01:33 No.170032494 Report

Quoted By: >>170032560 >>170032614

>>170032437
*ends up doing nothing and yoda trains luke*

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:03:03 No.170032560 Report

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>>170032494
From a certain point of view.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:03:40 No.170032583 Report

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>>170024725
the entire point of his character is that he is too powerful to be defeated by anyone except luke, and thats why the rebels are so screwed until he appears and saves the galaxy.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:04:13 No.170032603 Report

Quoted By: >>170033802

>>170032379
I stuffed him up my ass right after making that gif.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:04:31 No.170032614 Report

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>>170032494
He told Luke to find Yoda

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:05:17 No.170032647 Report

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Darth Vader did nothing wrong.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:23:49 No.170033425 Report

Quoted By: >>170033497

Tell that to the younglings

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:25:41 No.170033497 Report

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>>170033425
They were dead already from the countless molestations they've suffered from the Jedi.

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:26:00 No.170033511 Report

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>>170024725

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:31:44 No.170033771 Report

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>>170032437
kek Obi-wan spent all that time letting Qui-gon watch him jerk off in the desert only for Darth Vader to be able to not only be reborn just like him as a force ghost, BUT ALSO get his youthful appearance back just for killing the Emperor and loving his son.
Vaderchads can not stop winning.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:32:35 No.170033802 Report

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>>170032603
good to know Richard.

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:33:20 No.170033826 Report

Quoted By: >>170035681

>>170024725
He killed Kenobi in ANH

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 20:17:39 No.170035681 Report

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>>170033826
obi wan didn't want to live anymore

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