Howard, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've fucked a lot of people. Some boys in the acting school uptown, uh, some homeless twinks maybe 5 or 10, and a young rapper I met in queens. I left him in a dumpster behind some Popeyes. I fucked Bethany, my transgender girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some bear, uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I fucked another guy with a chainsaw, I had to, he almost came and uh, someone else there I can't remember maybe a actor, but he's gay too. And Paul Allen. I fucked Paul Allen and came on his face. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've fucked maybe 20 boys, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the boys have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their asses, and I tried to sub a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to fuck a LOT of boys. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.