*TING TING TING*
*Ahem* A toast!
I drink to my brother, Prince Aegon, whose japes motivated me to fly the largest dragon in the world.
To my loving mother, Queen Alicent, who always supported me in everything I did.
To my dear father, King Viserys, who has had the strength to hold on despite rotting for the past 20 years.
To my mentor, Ser Criston Cole, who taught me the blade while you were going to parties and having premarital sex.
And to my younger brother Daeron in Oldtown, whom Ser Criston reminded me to include in the toast.
To my grandfather, Ser Otto Hightower, the most honest man in the Seven Kingdoms.
And of course, to my dearest, loveliest sister Helaena, whose beauty surpasses the very stars, and her wonderful children.
But wait... I am not yet finished.
I drink to the memory of my great-great-great-grandfather, Aegon the Conqueror, by whose example I have sworn to Keep moving forward, Until my enemies are destroyed.
I drink to my living role model, Prince Daemon, and his LONG dragon, and his beautiful daughters of unimpeachable Valyrian stock.
I drink to my eldest sister, the Princess Rhaenyra, whose womanly attributes have delighted the entire realm.
But most importantly of all, I raise my glass to her sons! I have never known any one so STRONG as my sweet nephews, so let us drain our cups to these three STRONG boys!