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Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 16:39:46 2015 No.63673906 View Reply Original Report

Hey guys! Dick bush here. I direct scenes for Brazzers in the UK. I'm writing a scene called MEME LOVER! With Danny as the son of Bane!

All the dialogue will be littered with popular memes etc. Just wondered if you guys had any favourites you thought would be great in a porn scene! Other than being a BIG GUY FOR YOU!

Let me know!

swaglord

swaglord Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:40:38 No.63673925 Report

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i dont believe u

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:41:45 No.63673960 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
What did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:42:01 No.63673964 Report

Quoted By: >>63674052 >>63674556

>a bowl full of eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:42:05 No.63673966 Report

Quoted By:

Timestamp, Pic and a code for free Brazzers videos.

Do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:42:17 No.63673968 Report

Quoted By: >>63676068

my hands are a little dirty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:42:21 No.63673969 Report

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Was it autism?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:43:05 No.63673983 Report

Quoted By:

SKARCH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:43:24 No.63673991 Report

Quoted By: >>63674117 >>63674246

>>63673906
quentin tarantino foot fetish parody a la UNO FARTO 3:17

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:43:38 No.63673995 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906

It should be pee fucking feels guy who's actually a girl in painted face with sad expression

Pepe should poop on her at some point

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:45:02 No.63674030 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
based sheev should be included.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:45:45 No.63674052 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673964

this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:46:00 No.63674059 Report

Quoted By: >>63676273

make sure the girl screams out "JUST" over and over

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:47:20 No.63674095 Report

Quoted By:

put uno farto @ 3:17

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:47:56 No.63674117 Report

Quoted By: >>63674246

>>63673991
This. I'd recommend a subtle use of the meme, i.e. Simply a fart at 3:17. Maybe followed by "it's a black male thing"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:48:12 No.63674126 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
print out a picture of JUST brendan (the original just fuck my shit up shoop), frame it, and have it be in the background, but always visible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:48:22 No.63674131 Report

Quoted By: >>63674229 >>63674295

>>63673906
Danny talking to his bitch about his plan to take down batman:
>"and then, when I've successfully infiltrated his private party, that's when I make my move... I seduce him!"
>"But Danny..." the girl says, "Bruce isn't gay, he's very straight"
>"What's your point?"
>"You're a dude?"
>"Haha, that's an easy to make, but super offensive mistake there. You see, I'm a women"
>"But you have a dick"
>"It's a feminine penis"
>"... Does this mean we can have lesbian sex together?"
>"OF COURSH"

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:48:34 No.63674134 Report

Quoted By: >>63674178

This is my Twitter @dickbush

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:50:02 No.63674176 Report

Quoted By:

Now this is pod racing!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:50:05 No.63674178 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674134
>it's real
rev up those dank memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:50:20 No.63674187 Report

Quoted By: >>63674235 >>63674390

>https://twitter.com/dickbush/status/676806174205964288
>its real
We really really need /pol/ to save us or the cunnyfags at this rate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:50:59 No.63674205 Report

Quoted By:

So it's treason then?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:51:07 No.63674210 Report

Quoted By:

>Dick Bush lives in Kent.

Can I be in a porn? I want /tv/ to see my penis.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:51:13 No.63674216 Report

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>black guy says "HOL UP"
>bonus-points if *smacks lips profusely*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:51:41 No.63674226 Report

Quoted By:

there should be at least one feminine penis

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:51:51 No.63674229 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674131
jesus christ kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:52:05 No.63674235 Report

Quoted By: >>63676957

>>63674187
Good job writing a Bane scene 4 years too late ya fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:52:24 No.63674246 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674117
>>63673991
it has to happen all of a suddaaa..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:52:53 No.63674262 Report

Quoted By:

im gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:54:05 No.63674295 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674131
now people
now this
this is what I call

autism

swaglord

swaglord Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:54:54 No.63674312 Report

Quoted By: >>63674335 >>63674658 >>63675500 >>63676443

please make a plot that takes place in a movie theater that includes:

- theater has no singles policy (cant go to the movies alone)
- theater showers
- crab legs/spaghetti as a concession (no popcorn)
- falconry in the theater
- wearing a cape

what am i missing guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:55:26 No.63674327 Report

Quoted By:

make it c.uckold porn, featuring my wife's son

swaglord

swaglord Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:55:50 No.63674335 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674312
oh - discussion as to whether the movie that the characters are going to see is a flick, a film, or a movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:56:24 No.63674349 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
When the man gets home he should find his woman having a swift wank without him. He's sticks his head round the door and says 'It's treason then?' before screaming 'RAWWAARRGGHH' and spinning through the air, his clothes flying off of him as he lands on the bed.

As the man ejaculates on to the woman's face I want him to scream 'UNLIMITED POWERRRR' and his face gets all wrinkly and lumpy.

I hope you have a decent FX budget.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:56:29 No.63674353 Report

Quoted By:

uno farto @3:17

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:57:07 No.63674366 Report

Quoted By: >>63675450

a vincepost

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:57:12 No.63674368 Report

Quoted By:

we need a louis ck impersonator

>BIG

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:57:16 No.63674370 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
dumb frogposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:57:43 No.63674385 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
Make it about some nerd ordering an escort.
The nerd will frequently mention /tv/ memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:57:47 No.63674390 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674187
yep. starting today I'll try to be the most disgusting person possible

you should do the same /tv/

no more dank memes
lets put a fedora on and go for the most edginess insults to morality

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:57:59 No.63674394 Report

Quoted By:

Penis inspection day.

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:58:08 No.63674397 Report

Pod Racing. Just. And a fart at 3:17... all going in the script!

Keep suggestions coming.Best lines to use from TDKR?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:58:22 No.63674405 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
Make it a scene where the Masketta man and his friends visit doctor Pavel at a nursery

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:58:41 No.63674418 Report

Quoted By: >>63674540 >>63674596 >>63674761

How come other boards get guys like Doug TenAppel and all /tv/ gets is Max Landis and porn directors?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:58:43 No.63674419 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
"And you think that gives you power over me?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:58:49 No.63674420 Report

Quoted By: >>63674465

JUST

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:58:58 No.63674423 Report

Quoted By: >>63677110

>>63673906
Film it in the style of terrence malick with lots of voice overs and shots of grass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:59:06 No.63674426 Report

Quoted By:

hey dong bush
don't listen to swaglord
hes a f**king r*tard and not part of /tv/ meme culture

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:59:11 No.63674427 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
I recommend killing yourself before jamal does

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:59:27 No.63674437 Report

Quoted By:

Based Dick Bush does it again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:59:34 No.63674440 Report

Quoted By: >>63675147

>>63674397
>Best lines to use from TDKR?
they're all good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:00:07 No.63674453 Report

Quoted By: >>63677145

>>63674397
somebody get this hothead outta here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:00:13 No.63674458 Report

Quoted By:

Dick Bush vs Speed Weed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:00:18 No.63674464 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
>Best lines to use from TDKR?

"None of you kids would last a day in the skarch"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:00:18 No.63674465 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674420
>>63674397

This one I'd actually be for. If you can somehow get one of your guys to recreate this haircut and make a Brendan Fraser reference /tv/ would be the cool kids on the block again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:00:33 No.63674472 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
>This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!!

Also give the man CIA's outfit and make him do the power stance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:00:54 No.63674478 Report

Quoted By: >>63674577 >>63675378 >>63676285 >>63677179

I didn't go to cock sucking school. I went to cock sucking

OH IT SHOWS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:01:09 No.63674483 Report

Quoted By: >>63677220

Dude, I almost had you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:01:46 No.63674498 Report

Quoted By: >>63674567

Danny has to do the power stance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:01:46 No.63674499 Report

Quoted By: >>63677337 >>63677581 >>63677630

>>63673906
Can you write something featuring younger girls? Everyone is so fucking old in porn these days. Color Climax was the apex of porn industry. Something like a guy asks a girl "how old are you?" and she responds "i'm a small girl, for you", then he pulls out his dick and she says "you're a BIG guy mister".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:01:50 No.63674503 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
Call someone a hothead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:01:55 No.63674506 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397

Refer to the penis as a "Hothead"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:02:07 No.63674510 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
He has no style, he has no grace, this big guy has a funny face! Huh!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:02:30 No.63674520 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
TORETTO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:02:33 No.63674521 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
What about shia posting?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:02:37 No.63674523 Report

Quoted By: >>63674654

Now Tayne i can get into

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:02:50 No.63674534 Report

Quoted By:

CIA clothes + power stance

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:02:52 No.63674535 Report

Quoted By:

Try to at least include the meme creation that is the "no singles policy"

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:03:03 No.63674540 Report

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>>63674418
shitty mainstream board now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:03:16 No.63674544 Report

Quoted By: >>63675795

>>63674397
set the movie in vietnam and you have to play the song "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival just as penetration begins to happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:03:19 No.63674545 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
>Fem looks at males cock ring
>'If I pull that off will you die?
>'It will be extremely painful'
>'You're a big guy'
>'It's a black male thing'
>Uno farto on soundtrack

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:03:28 No.63674550 Report

Quoted By:

S H E E V

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:03:40 No.63674556 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673964
you have to eat all these eggs

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:04:00 No.63674567 Report

Quoted By: >>63674601

>>63674498
CIA Power Stance... confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:04:20 No.63674575 Report

Quoted By:

>porn starts
>it aint me starts playing

they cant afford the license

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:04:22 No.63674577 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674478
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:04:24 No.63674578 Report

Quoted By: >>63677736

>>63674397
Go to the North. Meet with the Dunedain. There is a young Ranger among them. His father, Arathorn, was a good man. His son may grow to be a great one. He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name, you must discover for yourself.
Your mother loved you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:05:00 No.63674596 Report

Quoted By: >>63674632

>>63674418
>implying that doug tenappel has the same level of popularity as an actor
you are fucking retarded if you expect a relevant actor to show up in here publicly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:05:13 No.63674601 Report

Quoted By: >>63674639

>>63674567

Very nice. I very much look forward to the idea of regular people watching and having absolutely no fucking clue what's going on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:05:27 No.63674610 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
timestamp or gtfo

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:05:29 No.63674614 Report

Quoted By:

>https://twitter.com/dickbush/status/653531224598802432

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:06:06 No.63674626 Report

Quoted By: >>63674684

Over the entiriety of the sex scene have the woman telling an incredibly long winded 'did I ever tell you about... he was a good friend' story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:06:19 No.63674632 Report

Quoted By: >>63674694

>>63674596

Why did you just assume I was comparing Doug TenAppel to actors?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:06:25 No.63674636 Report

Quoted By:

James Deen drinks and stinks

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:06:27 No.63674639 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674601
that already happened with SW prequels apologists senpai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:06:50 No.63674651 Report

Quoted By: >>63674681

>>63674397
>acting in a porno
>it ain't me starts playing

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:06:53 No.63674654 Report

Quoted By: >>63674666 >>63674703

>>63674523 Ha! Yes! It's going in!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:07:15 No.63674658 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674312
You're missing TDRK playing as the movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:07:23 No.63674662 Report

Quoted By: >>63674687

I'm pretty sure a Doug Walker or James Rolfe cameo would be affordable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:07:28 No.63674663 Report

Quoted By: >>63676091

Include a fat guy named Dan
Every character calls him by a different nickname that rhymes with his name

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:07:32 No.63674666 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674654
Will there be NUDE TAYNE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:07:43 No.63674670 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906

ALRIGHT YOU KEKS, HERE'S THE NECESSITIES

>Man dressed as CIA
>Woman is Sheev
>The dialogue is a mix of the office arrest scene in ROTS and the Plane scene
>Brendan Poster in the background (JUST original)
>At 3:00 minutes, the guy pulls out and starts getting frustrated. Finally, at about 3:15 says "nah, I'm not gonna do it"
>At 3:17, uno farto

The rest writes itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:07:59 No.63674681 Report

Quoted By: >>63674719

>>63674651
definitely this, but it has to be a cuk scene

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:08:05 No.63674684 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674626
Love it!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:08:15 No.63674687 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674662
>Danny D is cucking Rolfe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:08:21 No.63674694 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674632
Because you expect someone relevant to tv, as is tenappel to video games. Only thing you forget is that a video game maker isn't as hard to find as a famous actor or a producer. They are not on the same level of publicity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:08:46 No.63674703 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674654
Please make a character refer to a woman's vagina as "cunny"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:08:58 No.63674705 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
It should be about a guy named Pepe fucking a guy named Wojaks gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:09:22 No.63674719 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674681
this

kuckolding is non-negotiable

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:09:31 No.63674722 Report

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Was cumming on my face part of your plan?

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:10:00 No.63674731 Report

Quoted By: >>63674760

>Find an actor that looks like pic related
>have him rant about white race in a room while a black guy fucks his wife
>winrar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:11:03 No.63674760 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674731
>in a room

why not set it in the inter-racial breeding grounds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:11:07 No.63674761 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674418
Look at his tweetornet account. This guy is clearly from /co/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:11:40 No.63674770 Report

Quoted By:

>Black guy saying "Hol up"
>"JUST"
>"It's treason, then"
>It aint me needs to play.
>All of the sudaaaa

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:11:44 No.63674771 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
Have the guy say "your mother loved you" after he cums on the girls face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:11:49 No.63674774 Report

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Bring this guy back for a cameo. Also have the actors say "t/b/h f/a/m"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:12:03 No.63674782 Report

Quoted By: >>63674938 >>63674985

>>63673906

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlI3AKWRwE

Utilize this, it's a gold mine for the greatest /tv/ memes

Also,

AT THE END OF THE PORN, stand on the couch, girl ready for facial. Before cumshot, say "IT'S OVER, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND". She tries to getup. You say "DON'T TRY IT'.

She goes for it anyway and gets a facial.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:12:27 No.63674793 Report

Quoted By: >>63674901 >>63674962

>>63674397
based Rocco must be included somehow. here are some choice quotes from him.

>it'z only smellz
>plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
>plis dun crie
>u test ur ass?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make my deek so hard?
>u r so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht bloody, but it’s a little broken…
>u like when Rocco phuck u, velly strung?
>u take all the way inside bitch…
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
>imagine ur father if he see dis movie
>this is really incredible nasty…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash my porno
>ooo, wrung hole...niccce

He is a fucking legend!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:12:51 No.63674805 Report

Quoted By: >>63674860

Have Danny say this during sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:12:57 No.63674808 Report

Quoted By: >>63674835

IF I SUCK OFF THAT DUCK, WILL YOU CUM
IT WOULD BE EXTREMLY JOYFULL
FOR YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:13:40 No.63674824 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
background music

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:13:40 No.63674825 Report

Quoted By: >>63676334 >>63678118

Make one called THE TRUMP STUMP

And its about donald trumps dick being the exact size of a soda can (they should actually compare it in the scene)

And everytime he fucks a chick he scream CANT STUMP THE TRUMP over and over until she cums and yells IM VOTING FOR DADDY DONALD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:13:58 No.63674835 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674808
Bestiality is illegal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:15:18 No.63674858 Report

Quoted By: >>63674882

Have a female actress refer to a males penis as being 'like an evian bottle'

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:15:20 No.63674860 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674805
>Girl: I can't fit that in! It's impossible!
>Danny: No, it's necessary.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:15:47 No.63674868 Report

Quoted By: >>63674882

Have the girl tell the guy his dick is the size of an Evian bottle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:15:57 No.63674875 Report

Quoted By:

That's a big cock

FOR YOU

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:16:16 No.63674882 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674858
>>63674868

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:16:26 No.63674886 Report

Quoted By: >>63674968

>>63674397
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:16:28 No.63674888 Report

Quoted By: >>63674968

You should put the arnold copypasta in, that would be the greatest shit ever
>imagine...

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:16:29 No.63674889 Report

Quoted By:

can /tv/ get an Creative Consultant credit?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:16:34 No.63674891 Report

Quoted By:

"don't download my film for free please"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:17:06 No.63674901 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674793
If you're going to include pornstars you need the black guy who wears knee pads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:17:17 No.63674906 Report

Quoted By: >>63674965

Have them break the tension by having one of them ask "do you enjoy the films of wes anderson?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:18:00 No.63674929 Report

Quoted By: >>63678154

>>63673906

I'd prefer if you played Brendan Frasier getting hit shit fucked up by his wife

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:18:22 No.63674938 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674782
This is gold!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:18:41 No.63674950 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
>fat guy in the corner laughing to himself
>danny asks why he's laughing
>"DUDE, WEED LMAOO!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:18:48 No.63674953 Report

Quoted By:

REQUEST

Can you make sure that new scenes from now on feature more occurrences of the guy spitting in the girls mouth?

I really really like it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:19:04 No.63674962 Report

Quoted By: >>63676180

>>63674793
include pic related. put it on the table like the Manuel pic in that one scene.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:19:12 No.63674965 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674906

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:19:21 No.63674968 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674886
>>63674888
Hivemind & triples...
DO IT !!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:19:42 No.63674974 Report

Quoted By:

When changing sex positions the girl should say 'get this hothead outta here' as Danny removes his penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:20:13 No.63674985 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674782

Agreed, add the high ground in some capacity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:21:39 No.63675015 Report

Quoted By:

mid sex danny should shout UNLIMITED POOOOOOOOOWEEEEERRR

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:21:44 No.63675018 Report

Quoted By:

OR PERHAPS SHE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT HIS LOAD

BEFORE KISSING HER ON THE LIPS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:22:08 No.63675027 Report

Quoted By: >>63675044

>>63674397
>porn scene starts
>It ain't me starts playing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:22:36 No.63675039 Report

Quoted By:

just have allstar by smashmouth playing really quietly in the background
for added points, make it banestar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:22:56 No.63675044 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675027
kekekekekek

this has to happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:23:56 No.63675067 Report

Quoted By: >>63675249

Just do an interracial c uckolding scene at the interracial breeding grounds and a Louis CK lookalike is the c.u.ck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:24:00 No.63675069 Report

Quoted By:

I drive

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:24:32 No.63675083 Report

Quoted By: >>63675156 >>63675183 >>63675576

>girl pulls out guys cock
>looks like meat's back on the menu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:24:47 No.63675092 Report

Quoted By: >>63675152

It's anal then...
ARGRGHRHRGHRGHRGHGH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:24:54 No.63675095 Report

Quoted By:

>main character keeps telling people how mad he gets when he finds out people are attracted to fridges
>frequently stares at fridges with malcontent

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:24:57 No.63675097 Report

Quoted By: >>63675135

But yeah, watch the plane scene from the dark knight rises and base it around that

add in other memes and different things where you can

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:25:04 No.63675101 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450200238843.webm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:25:35 No.63675116 Report

Quoted By: >>63675221

>>63673906

You have to have the greatest meme characters in /tv/'s history:

- CIA
- BANE?
- Sheev
- Brendan
- Quentin
- Louis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:25:56 No.63675135 Report

Quoted By: >>63675260

>>63675097
i'll be very disappointed if the scene doesn't take place on a plane

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:25:56 No.63675136 Report

Quoted By:

I hope all your actors are good sports about saying all these memes. Though I suppose if they wanna get paid they'll go along with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:26:05 No.63675139 Report

Quoted By: >>63675219

who will starr in the scene besides Danny?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:26:34 No.63675145 Report

Quoted By: >>63675308 >>63675938 >>63678239

Dress some guy up like Tarantino in that paparazzi video, with the black parka and a steaming hot cup of coffee in his hand. Have him walk in on his wife getting fucked and then he'll do the lines.

>What's going on here?
>Mmmhmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:26:39 No.63675147 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674440
That webm is mezmerizing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:26:48 No.63675152 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675092

>spins dick into ass while yelling

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:26:53 No.63675156 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675083
this

noko

noko Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:27:06 No.63675161 Report

Quoted By:

cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:27:11 No.63675165 Report

Quoted By: >>63675247

>>63673906
Are you the porn critic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:27:42 No.63675180 Report

Quoted By: >>63675255

>girl has fake tits
>Dany stares at them saying "How is it possible? Looks realer than real life"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:27:46 No.63675183 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675083
yesssssssss

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:27:47 No.63675184 Report

Quoted By:

>Danny cums and yells 'WITNESS ME'

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:28:23 No.63675206 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
PLEASE DRESS HIM UP AS CIA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:28:29 No.63675209 Report

Quoted By:

I'd prefered something more like the Driver i.e. he gets his dick sucked and just stares intensely in the distance

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:28:30 No.63675211 Report

Quoted By: >>63675310 >>63675324

>>63673906
I hope you don't seriously think that by pandering to /tv/, any of these basement dwellers will actually pay for your porn

Because that would be really stupid of you

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:28:54 No.63675219 Report

Quoted By: >>63675262 >>63675425

>>63675139
Looks like it's going to be Ella Hughes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:28:58 No.63675221 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675116
those are more like the only memes you know you fucking newfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:29:54 No.63675244 Report

Quoted By: >>63675301

Why didn't Schultz just shake his hand?

Also, a character should have the Gino hair.

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:29:57 No.63675247 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675165

Yep, a few years ago now though!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:30:04 No.63675249 Report

Quoted By: >>63675290

>>63675067
its unfiltered now you fucking cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:30:23 No.63675255 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675180
kek'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:30:35 No.63675260 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675135
It just HAS to be that scene

then sprinkle in other things

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:30:36 No.63675262 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675219
at one point he should tell her that's she's HIGH TEST

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:30:59 No.63675273 Report

Quoted By:

https://twitter.com/dickbush/media

Fugg :DD you're living the life. How does that happen ?

> My hands are a little dirty
> So are mine

> I drive

> Just fuck my shit up (getting the twitter crowd too)

> Virtually any line from the plane scene

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:31:08 No.63675277 Report

Quoted By: >>63675309

By the time you're done the production for this the board is going to be split into /film/ and /tv/ or not even exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:31:35 No.63675290 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675249
oh shit

test: cuck

when did this happen, i've been at work

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:31:41 No.63675295 Report

Quoted By: >>63676760

>>63673906

Have a stoner guy in the corner of every scene, and make him occasionally yell "DUDE WEED LMAO"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:31:55 No.63675301 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675244
the diamonds were in his jacket you fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:32:02 No.63675308 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675145
Seconded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:32:07 No.63675309 Report

Quoted By: >>63675354

>>63675277
give me a single fucking proof that this will ever happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:32:09 No.63675310 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675211
>implying normies wont jack off to porn no matter who the scene is pandering to
If you care then you're a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:32:24 No.63675320 Report

Quoted By:

redhead oh
make her remind him how she doesn't see how that's a party

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:32:29 No.63675324 Report

Quoted By: >>63675432

>>63675211
I doubt he gets any of the money from views and subs to the site(maybe unlesss they release a DVD with his stuff he would see money from that), he is probably just paid on a scene to scene basis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:33:41 No.63675348 Report

Quoted By:

Is Dick Bush an Earth Rocker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:34:00 No.63675354 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675309
>>63613491
Pretending you care about a boards quality is the last thing they do before they lose power over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:34:14 No.63675358 Report

Quoted By:

How soon can we expect this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:34:28 No.63675363 Report

Quoted By:

>white husband comes home and finds his wife getting BLACKED by black bull
>IT IS TREASON THEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:34:32 No.63675364 Report

Quoted By:

Begin the porn with a DANCE OFF BRO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:35:21 No.63675378 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674478
THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:35:44 No.63675386 Report

Quoted By:

and finish with real human bean and focus on the guys face while he stares off into the distance ur welcum

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:37:22 No.63675425 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675219
>You're a Hughes girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:37:28 No.63675427 Report

Quoted By: >>63675467

There has to be poetry, each stanza should rhyme with the last

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:37:42 No.63675432 Report

Quoted By: >>63675454

>>63675324
Yeah, I just get paid for each scene I do. No royalties. I don't have to worry about selling the stuff!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:38:12 No.63675442 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
Isn't his wife Sophia Knight? She's smoking hot and has never fucked a guy on film. Get her to do the scene and call it "Mr. Knight's Dick Rises."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:38:26 No.63675446 Report

Quoted By:

IT WAS FREE PIZZA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:38:42 No.63675450 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674366
totally this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:39:06 No.63675454 Report

Quoted By: >>63675481

>>63675432
Do you basically have total creative freedom when filming a scene?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:39:16 No.63675459 Report

Quoted By:

>guy goes the store with his mom
>fills his shopping cart with hot pockets and mountain dew
>get to the check out
>black cashier says "that will be $800"
>"what my salary for being a janitor isn't that high"
>"you have any other ways to pay"
>janitors mom starts stripping
>ect ect

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:39:25 No.63675461 Report

Quoted By: >>63676112

Start it with a few girls making out and stuff then looking depressed and saying they wish there was some dick there to play with. Then have a guy walk in and whip.out his dick and one of the girls say "looks like meats back.on the menu girls" and they all start sucking on it aggressively

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:39:43 No.63675467 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675427
>stanza

that reinds me, everybody should look into the camera and do the costanza face at the end

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:40:03 No.63675474 Report

Quoted By:

It Ain't Sheev
It Ain't Sheev
I ain't no senate's son

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:40:15 No.63675479 Report

Quoted By: >>63675555

Have Danny say"I'd tongue punch her fartbox"

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:40:17 No.63675481 Report

Quoted By: >>63675509 >>63675526 >>63675529

>>63675454
I'll pitch something, like I did with this scene... but it has to get signed off by Brazzers. I have to make sure the intro is still sexy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:41:04 No.63675500 Report

Quoted By: >>63676568

>>63674312

He better hire some falcons for this or I'm gonna be pissed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:41:27 No.63675509 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675481
>So this is sexy then
>ARARAUAHAHAJ

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:41:39 No.63675517 Report

Quoted By: >>63675538 >>63675557

Use a trip and post a link to this thread on your Twitter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:41:58 No.63675524 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
Could you please slip in "Isn't that the question of the day?"

It's used relatively sparingly but that's why it's so perfect. Never loses its humor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:42:00 No.63675526 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675481
Can Bane's son pleeeease be called Sheev?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:42:10 No.63675529 Report

Quoted By: >>63675592

>>63675481
How did you pitch it?

Were you sneaky about it, or did you just explain what memes were, baneposting etc. and they OK'd it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:42:18 No.63675533 Report

Quoted By:

gabagool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:42:29 No.63675538 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675517
It's been confirmed.

Fucking A

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:42:57 No.63675550 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397

You need to add John Oliver saying.

"COME ON, AMERICA. IT'S 2015!!!!!"

Possibly with some variation of 'cum' as 'come'. Only this will redeem you.

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:43:03 No.63675555 Report

Quoted By: >>63675743

>>63675479
Haha, yes that's definitely going in!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:43:17 No.63675557 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675517
He's already posted 'time to write a Banetastic scene for /tv/' or something like that on his twitter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:44:00 No.63675568 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:44:18 No.63675576 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675083
how does she know what a menu is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:44:55 No.63675589 Report

Quoted By: >>63675658

Who is/are the girl(s) going to be Dick?

Pls not a Jasmine Jae scene

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:44:56 No.63675590 Report

Quoted By:

Is this a porn scene or did it turn into /tv/ all of a sudaaaaah

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:45:06 No.63675592 Report

Quoted By: >>63675633 >>63675661 >>63675703 >>63675706

>>63675529
Brazzers are pretty internet savvy! Anything they can turn into gifs for marketing or anything they think will go viral gets a thumbs up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:45:26 No.63675600 Report

Quoted By:

>what did he mean by this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:45:29 No.63675603 Report

Quoted By:

holy kek is this legit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:46:41 No.63675631 Report

Quoted By:

>Evian Bottle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:46:50 No.63675632 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:46:51 No.63675633 Report

Quoted By: >>63675656

>>63675592
Is porn industry really really just a way for jews to subvert the White Man?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:47:29 No.63675648 Report

Quoted By:

AYOO GIRL *smacks lips* SO YOU BE SAYIN *strockes dick* YOU BE A VIRGIN???

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:47:56 No.63675656 Report

Quoted By: >>63675682

>>63675633
It's a black male thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:47:57 No.63675657 Report

Quoted By:

have Danny do the Tarantino dance

you know the one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:47:58 No.63675658 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675589
Chubby meme actress that's "just like us"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:48:01 No.63675661 Report

Quoted By: >>63678289

>>63675592
>Anything they can turn into gifs for marketing
Then have something play out like this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:48:06 No.63675662 Report

Quoted By:

>the ones hes picking/replying to over the ones being spammed over and over
i can't stop laughing
even degenerate enablers think you're garbage neo/tv/

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:48:07 No.63675663 Report

Quoted By: >>63675683 >>63675689 >>63675697 >>63675710 >>63675715 >>63675717 >>63675719 >>63675730 >>63675736 >>63675739 >>63675742 >>63675769 >>63675802 >>63676978

So I'm trying to decide whether Danny's character will be named Sheev, Brendon or Bill
Do you guys want to vote?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:48:50 No.63675676 Report

Quoted By:

crfg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:49:02 No.63675682 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675656
did you ever work with James Deen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:49:03 No.63675683 Report

Quoted By: >>63675710

>>63675663
Bill Wilson, hands down

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:49:07 No.63675685 Report

Quoted By:

Was getting caught a part of your plane?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:49:13 No.63675689 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675663
Sheev

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:49:32 No.63675697 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675663
Def Sheev.
That will only confuse everyone not on board even more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:49:43 No.63675703 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675592

Can I visit the set? I'll tell security I'm a meme consultant and you specifically requested my professional opinion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:49:46 No.63675706 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675592
do a Trump parody, he even posted this video in his twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:49:54 No.63675710 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675663
>>63675683

Have the birds name be sheev.

He can do tdkr lines and she can sheevpost

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:49:58 No.63675715 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675663
Sheev if it's going to be made while star wars is still in theaters. Bill Willson if you make references to CIA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:50:10 No.63675717 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675663
Id prefer CIA over Bill tbqhwy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:50:17 No.63675719 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675663
Sheev

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:50:53 No.63675730 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675663
why not Sheev Fraser?

it's Sheev then

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:51:07 No.63675736 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675663
Sheev!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:51:14 No.63675739 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675663
Bill Wilson

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:51:28 No.63675742 Report

Quoted By: >>63675761 >>63675786 >>63675804

>>63675663
Unfortunately my twin here isn't writing this scene! Mrs Bane is called Sheev.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:51:32 No.63675743 Report

Quoted By: >>63675803

>>63675555
nice fuckin quads m8

Do the "check 'em" motion at some point

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:51:35 No.63675745 Report

Quoted By: >>63675831

Memes are breaking reality again?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:51:58 No.63675749 Report

Quoted By: >>63675846

Replace the word "stuff" with "pussy" then the final frame is just the actor fucking the shit out of someone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:52:19 No.63675755 Report

Quoted By: >>63675798

>yfw society is slowly reshaped in the image of /tv/ memery and it all starts with a porn video

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:52:35 No.63675761 Report

Quoted By: >>63675804

>>63675742
Put on a proper trip and no one can imitate you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:52:51 No.63675766 Report

Quoted By: >>63675803

>mfw this video goes viral and baneposting becomes mainstream normalfag meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:53:01 No.63675769 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675663

You can't go wrong, you have these options:

Guy Sheev, Girl CIA

Guy CIA, Girl Sheev

Guy Bane, Girl Sheev

Guy Sheev, Girl Bane

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:53:25 No.63675786 Report

Quoted By: >>63675855

>>63675742
Could you throw in a character named Clayton or reference a clayton? it's not a meme but it's my name and I think it really would show that brazzers cares about people.

Dick Bush

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Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:53:43 No.63675793 Report

Quoted By: >>63675826

I may have gone too far in a few places

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:53:46 No.63675795 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674544
>Fortunate Son

The song is "It Ain't Me", fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:53:49 No.63675798 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675755
Too bad you're not /tv/ crossie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:53:56 No.63675802 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675663
For my money you need to have an actor impersonating the CIA/Bill Wilson character, repeating his lines from the dark night rises. Sadly all his scenes are with guys but with classics such as 'youre a big guy' and 'He didnt fly so good' Im sure it could be done, somehow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:53:57 No.63675803 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675766
>implying it already isn't

>>63675743
seconding this

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:53:59 No.63675804 Report

Quoted By: >>63675844

>>63675761
It's not really a worry
Posters like this >>63675742
are few and far between so I don't have to bother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:54:47 No.63675826 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675793
This or

>Lucas with the highlighter pens.webm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:54:53 No.63675831 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675745
Meme magic was earlier today confirmed by /pol/ and is now under the strict jurisdiction and scientific minds of /x/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:55:18 No.63675843 Report

Quoted By:

So when is it coming out

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:55:18 No.63675844 Report

Quoted By: >>63675903

>>63675804
now that you mentioned it there's going to be a lot more of us

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:55:22 No.63675846 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675749
holy shit yes this please

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:55:37 No.63675855 Report

Quoted By: >>63675897

>>63675786
>Clayton
my condolences

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:55:54 No.63675858 Report

Quoted By: >>63675894 >>63675908 >>63675947

Guys, should I play It's Not Me at the start or the end of the video??

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:57:10 No.63675894 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675858
when they start fucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:57:19 No.63675897 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675855
It's not so bad. You just go by clay or your middle name.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:57:25 No.63675901 Report

Quoted By:

At the end the meme lover is fapping and his mum comes in and he goes COULD YOU PLEASE SHUTT THE DDOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:57:27 No.63675903 Report

Quoted By: >>63675928 >>63675951

>>63675844
So you're saying I need to put on a trip?
I'd rather not but maybe I need to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:57:42 No.63675908 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675858
at the start of course

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:58:03 No.63675912 Report

Quoted By: >>63675972

How should i memefy the cunnyposting? I feel like it's an important part of /tv/ culture but i don't want to go to jail haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:58:32 No.63675928 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675903
Please do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:58:47 No.63675938 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675145
this

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:59:21 No.63675947 Report

Quoted By: >>63675991 >>63676003 >>63676388

>>63675858
The song is "Fortunate Son" and the copyright alone would cost more than the entire scene so it can't happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:59:25 No.63675949 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906

Try to have the woman unexpectedly start asking Danny about when he did gay porn.

Film the reaction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 17:59:34 No.63675951 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675903
This kind of thread is exactly what trips are for

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:00:14 No.63675972 Report

Quoted By: >>63676011

>>63675912
>group of women standing around
>hey faggot I dare you to sniff my friends armpit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:00:31 No.63675977 Report

Quoted By:

Marki ,,Vietnam fuckin shits'' Wahlberg is the evil guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:01:11 No.63675991 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675947
would that also apply if, for example, Danny or whoever were to whistle the melody briefly? or just sing

>it ain't me, it ain't me-e-e-e

to himself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:01:45 No.63676003 Report

Quoted By: >>63676650

>>63675947
head over to the guitar general on /mu/ and ask one of them to write a short riff resembling it. They're not doing anything besides circle jerking pedals anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:01:46 No.63676004 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906

Have him exchange Good Boy Points for sex with his hot step mom.

Once he's cummed on her face have him slap her ass and send her off to cook him some chicken tendies,

zero !!vVupMbjRXq3

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zero !!vVupMbjRXq3 Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:02:03 No.63676009 Report

Quoted By: >>63676038 >>63676108 >>63676262

>>63673906
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL

Okay, what we need is:
>9000 hip thrusts
>she says, "you're a big guy", and then he takes off her top, and the guy says, "for you" after seeing her big tits.
>A reference to something along the lines of "only couples allowed" or " no singles allowed" or something.
>keep a popcorn tub in the room and use butter instead of lube on her tits.
>Make one of them eat crab legs at the start.
>make the girl a doctor.
>Make the girl screech like a falcon repeatedly.
>make the guy appear first wearing a pepe suit or pedobear suit.
>There can be, like, two girls, and one of them shows the guy around, who came in with a partner because of the no singles policy. So, when he comes into the room, the girl says, "uh, you don't get to bring friends"
he says, "they are not my friends"
>make the guy have a bet where he has to grab the girl's boobs.
after he grabs them she says,
"who paid you to grab a doctor" (she's a doctor of some kind)
or
"was grabbing my boobs part of your plan?"
and he says,
"of course!"
she says,
"so what's the next step in your master plan?"
he says,
"crashing your clit, with no survivors!"

this is all I have for now, I'll add more.

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:02:12 No.63676011 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675972
Brilliant. "faggot" is hate speech though. Jew overlords would be mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:03:16 No.63676038 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676009
>I'll add more

don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:03:22 No.63676043 Report

Quoted By:

Who's going to be the girl in the video?

I need to know for.... jacking off purposes....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:03:29 No.63676047 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906

Make a sonichu porn parody where his love quest sign makes women instantly strip down and start sucking him off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:04:50 No.63676068 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673968
Jesus Christ wanna fight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:04:54 No.63676071 Report

Quoted By: >>63676102 >>63676109

Why not just make Danny play Pepe, and he bangs a normie's gf or something like that?

I assume we only get one shot at making a memetastic video... so why not use Pepe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:05:36 No.63676091 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674663
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:06:02 No.63676098 Report

Quoted By: >>63676154

Have a portrait of Based Rocco on set

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:06:13 No.63676102 Report

Quoted By: >>63676136

>>63676071
Because Pepe is facebook/reddit meme tier.

zero !!vVupMbjRXq3

zero !!vVupMbjRXq3 Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:06:30 No.63676108 Report

Quoted By: >>63676262

>>63676009
more:

(Girl on her knees)

Identify yourself to the me
[holds his dick in front of the doctor as if he is conducting a news interview]
the girl: Doctor (some name), (degree name that has a meme in it)
Bane: And what... what is this?
Dr. Pavel: It's a... fully erect penis, with a jizz radius of six miles.
Bane: And who is capable of disarming such a device?
Dr. Pavel: Only me.
Bane: Only you. Thank you, doctor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:06:31 No.63676109 Report

Quoted By: >>63676183

>>63676071
Normalfags already have pepe. We need something more /tv/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:06:34 No.63676112 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675461
10/10
Also, have the guy cum inside a girls mouth while also holding her head and when she chokes all the other girls say "Can't handle her grog" and laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:07:02 No.63676122 Report

Quoted By: >>63676148 >>63676284

You should have bowl of chili and sea bass in the background and possible pan over it. No need to really say what it is, we'll all understand.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:07:04 No.63676126 Report

Quoted By: >>63676195 >>63676244

Kill yourself instead and stop trying to turn this board into reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:07:15 No.63676131 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906
Have Peter 'O Toole come by asking for a sticky
then have Danny blow his load on his face

Dick Bush !f5StlrzyCE

Dick Bush !f5StlrzyCE Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:07:17 No.63676133 Report

Quoted By: >>63676149 >>63676153 >>63676168 >>63676191 >>63676247 >>63676260 >>63676262 >>63676270 >>63676276 >>63676572

Okay, I should have a trip now.
So after your votes, Bane's son will be named Sheev and the lead girl will be named Bill Wilson and dressed like CIA. And at the moment the entire scene is set on a plane but that might have to change. Thanks guys!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:07:27 No.63676136 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676102

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:07:39 No.63676141 Report

Quoted By:

> Sex between Danny and an Argentinian girl
> Label it as interracial

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:08:06 No.63676148 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676122

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:08:08 No.63676149 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676133
I'm hyped.

When will it be released?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:08:19 No.63676153 Report

Quoted By: >>63676179

>>63676133
Post your trip on twitter otherwise your just another imposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:08:19 No.63676154 Report

Quoted By: >>63676180

>>63676098
this but it has to be a Ethan Hawke pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:08:21 No.63676156 Report

Quoted By:

The normie wagecuck comes home to find the NEET balls deep in his wifes son

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:08:50 No.63676168 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676133
Its like poetry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:09:08 No.63676179 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676153
>your

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:09:10 No.63676180 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676154
or this
>>63674962

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:09:12 No.63676183 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676109
Alright, in that case, it still appears we have much more material then is possible for just one scene - any chance of a trilogy of memetastic vids? That way we could do a story arc and cram everything in!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:09:28 No.63676191 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676133
>lead girl will be named Bill Wilson and dressed like CIA

i.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:09:47 No.63676195 Report

Quoted By: >>63676240

>>63676126
We are already reddit. Adding more degeneracy makes this board less like reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:11:17 No.63676234 Report

Quoted By: >>63676269

>>63674397
Not from TDKR, but you should really get a guy that looks like Brendan Fraiser to be the cuck for an interracial scene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:11:31 No.63676240 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676195
Only if its edgy shit like rape and murder, if its degenerate in the /pol/ sense ie: everything leftist then that'll only make redditors feel more like they're home

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:11:41 No.63676244 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676126
Stop being so penisy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:11:45 No.63676247 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676133
So the girl will be interrogating Danny?

will masketta man make an appearance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:12:07 No.63676256 Report

Quoted By:

t b h
f a m
what did he mean by that?
s m h

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:12:07 No.63676257 Report

Quoted By:

Peep show style POV and you can hear their thoughts.

> "must remember not to cum"
> "She looks into it, is she into it?"
> "Where do I put my hands? I never know where to put my hands"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:12:11 No.63676260 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676133
P L E A S E

M A K E

A

C H E C K E M

M O T I O N

zero !!vVupMbjRXq3

zero !!vVupMbjRXq3 Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:12:23 No.63676262 Report

Quoted By: >>63676300 >>63676329

>>63676133
dick bush (?) look at these

>>63676009
>>63676108

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:12:33 No.63676268 Report

Quoted By:

meme magic is strong this year

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:12:35 No.63676269 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676234
At this point he could probably get brendan for cheaper than some random guy off the street

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:12:37 No.63676270 Report

Quoted By: >>63676305 >>63676317

>>63676133
Hey Dick, nice to see you here again. Maybe someone could say "Just fuck my shit up', that shouldn't be too hard to fit in a porn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:12:43 No.63676273 Report

Quoted By: >>63676324

>>63674059
>make sure the girl screams out "JUST" over and over

*as she's about to cum* J-J-JUST FUCK MY SHIT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!

then male is saying something about alimonies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:12:50 No.63676276 Report

Quoted By: >>63676313

>>63676133
Have 'Hip to be Square' playing in the background.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:13:27 No.63676284 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676122
>yfw a porno spares no expense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:13:29 No.63676285 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674478
This desu familia

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:13:50 No.63676300 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676262
kill yourself /v/edditor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:14:01 No.63676305 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676270
im tweeting this to him
this is really important

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:14:20 No.63676313 Report

Quoted By: >>63676347

>>63676276
they cant have it becuz copyright bullshit same as Aint Me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:14:22 No.63676317 Report

Quoted By: >>63676371

>>63676270
isnt it easier to have the girl say just fuck my shit up when he's about to penetrate her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:14:31 No.63676324 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676273
a yeah a yeah a yeah a yeah just fuck my shit up a yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:14:39 No.63676329 Report

Quoted By: >>63676397

>>63676262
they are horrible

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:14:46 No.63676333 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906

Have the main guy go to the barber
When he asks what does he want
He's going to say "Just fuck my shit up"
after that he can fuck the hairdresser or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:14:49 No.63676334 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674825
When he cums have him say YOU'RE FIRED

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:15:25 No.63676347 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676313
>watching vietnamese porn
>it aint me starts playing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:16:02 No.63676361 Report

Quoted By:

What kind of food would you serve if you own a porn production company?

Me, I'd serve crab legs.

Dick Bush

Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:16:18 No.63676371 Report

Quoted By: >>63676407 >>63676440

>>63676317
>him: 'it's anal then?'
>her: 'just fuck my shit up'
>him: 'RAWARRAWARGGH'

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:16:43 No.63676379 Report

Quoted By:

"Ah yes! I was wondering what would break first! Your spirit.....or your pussy."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:16:57 No.63676388 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675947
so sick of this "Fortunate Son" meme
It's called Made to Wave the Flag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:16:58 No.63676389 Report

Quoted By:

bonus points if one of the scenes takes place in a cucкshed

zero !!vVupMbjRXq3

zero !!vVupMbjRXq3 Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:17:20 No.63676397 Report

Quoted By: >>63676427 >>63676453

>>63676329
why?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:17:45 No.63676407 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676371
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:18:20 No.63676427 Report

Quoted By: >>63676468

>>63676397
what do you mean why? did you not read them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:18:46 No.63676437 Report

Quoted By:

When will this be made?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:18:55 No.63676440 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676371
lel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:18:59 No.63676443 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674312
oh senpai this is so dank my memes are moving on their own <3 <3 <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:19:20 No.63676453 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676397
Filtered

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:19:41 No.63676461 Report

Quoted By:

new thread?

or did dick busche leave already?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:19:46 No.63676465 Report

Quoted By:

Oh, you think the darkness is your ally, but you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already BLACKED.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:19:47 No.63676466 Report

Quoted By: >>63676505

Lisicki cameo desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:19:51 No.63676468 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676427
Don't even reply to this underage/autist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:20:25 No.63676480 Report

Quoted By:

that's enough memes for me today

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:20:31 No.63676483 Report

Quoted By:

Thread is probably dead but you could make it fun by having the girl spout tumblr memes the whole time like small dicks being problematic and needing to check privilege

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:21:23 No.63676505 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676466
hahaha, a proper meme lads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:21:32 No.63676511 Report

Quoted By:

UNO FARTO @ 3:17

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:22:24 No.63676533 Report

Quoted By:

When's the scene going to be released?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:23:43 No.63676568 Report

Quoted By:

THE MEMES ARE REAL

>>63675500
I'd rather have some guy in a falcon suit swoop in on a harness and start fucking one of the female starlets

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:23:54 No.63676572 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676133
Is Danny a baneposter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:24:18 No.63676581 Report

Quoted By:

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:24:55 No.63676596 Report

Quoted By:

>>63673906

Someone asks the main guy what is he up to these days
Have him say "I've been busy"
After that the scene changes and you see him trying to find a job at the unemployment office

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:26:11 No.63676631 Report

Quoted By: >>63676820

No we wait for OP to deliver.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:26:48 No.63676644 Report

Quoted By: >>63676683

>>63674397
>Best lines to use from TDKR?

>main character opens a door for a pimp who gives him a hooker
>"Dr. Pimp, I'm DIC (spelled out)" -main character
>three extra hookers show up
>"Uhh, you don't get to bring friends" -main character
>"Don't worry, no charge for them" -pimp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:26:58 No.63676650 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676003
this, just WcW it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KikWIVx_ANs

zero !!vVupMbjRXq3

zero !!vVupMbjRXq3 Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:28:14 No.63676683 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676644
literally what I wrote

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:29:25 No.63676710 Report

Quoted By:

Sheeeit so this is real

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:29:57 No.63676724 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
>And a fart at 3:17.

Whatever you do find a Kekoldino lookalike and make him suck cheap asian hooker's toes, talking unstoppably about going to real 70mm porno cinemas instead of renting pleb shit quality VHS of Super Taboo. And something about him as a little boy watching his mother having berserk orgasms all over different local BBCs every weekend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:31:13 No.63676760 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675295
>DUDE JIZZ LMAOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:32:05 No.63676779 Report

Quoted By:

Requesting that at some point Danny tells her "It was smee, the author of all of your pain".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:32:13 No.63676784 Report

Quoted By: >>63676848

>you will never experience space travel
>you will see first meme porn drected by /tv/

what a great time to be alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:33:17 No.63676808 Report

Quoted By:

>"I didn't go to sex school, I had sex"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:33:36 No.63676820 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676631
>>63676631
>>63676631
>>63676631
>>63676631

its over, stop requesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:34:46 No.63676848 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676784
kek I went in that city
before it was bombed

I'll pay to see this porn desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:37:17 No.63676913 Report

Quoted By: >>63677239

>All these plebs that don't know about Dick's already existent /bane/ porn scenes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:38:53 No.63676957 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674235
>Bane scene 4
u

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:39:25 No.63676975 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:39:36 No.63676978 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675663
Call him Ceeayey

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:39:38 No.63676979 Report

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>Johnny Sins is there
>Has a toothpick in his mouth
>I drive

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:40:29 No.63677005 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:42:41 No.63677057 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674397
Young-looking girl is a CUNNY. Repeat after me - C U N N Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:44:19 No.63677110 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674423
HOL UP, I think you demand a little bit too much from a hack brazzers "director"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:45:28 No.63677145 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674453
>somebody get this hothead outta here

that's what she said last night
she is you're mother

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:46:54 No.63677179 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674478
>tfw
I'm fully erect

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:48:12 No.63677220 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674483
>Dude, I almost had you.

too soon, фaм

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:48:49 No.63677239 Report

Quoted By:

>>63676913
How do you know that I dont know? you pretentious faggot. Every one has seen them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:51:28 No.63677311 Report

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If the setting is a plane just before the cumshot the girl should repeat in a monotone voice "PULL UP".

Also requesting "The invisible man's outside" or other double nigger quotes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:52:07 No.63677331 Report

Quoted By: >>63677600

Hey, the fuck happened to Madison Ivy?

Is she retired?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:52:15 No.63677337 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674499
>Can you write something featuring younger girls

In US and I think Britbongistan too you can't even hire underage-looking girls to do porn if you want to stay out of trouble. Even if the girl is fucking 27

>ywn have a legal cunny in porn
>ywn have wincest in modern porn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:54:25 No.63677391 Report

Quoted By:

SIMULCAST WHEN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 18:56:45 No.63677453 Report

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2015 has been an amazing year for Baneposting. I thought it was dying out late 2014 - early 2015 but my god is it ever rejuvenated.

>caused a literal plane crash killing 200 people
>now going to have its own porno

thank you based brazzers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 19:01:50 No.63677581 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674499
>Color Climax

Schoolgirl Report too (german)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 19:02:53 No.63677600 Report

Quoted By:

>>63677331

Car crash. Broke her back.

Still a long while for her to return (if she does) but her flexibility will be gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 19:04:44 No.63677630 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674499
>how old are you?

Old enough for kisses, Mister Eastwood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZflfSxYontU

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 19:09:34 No.63677736 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674578
>Your mother loved you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 19:24:01 No.63678118 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674825
his ding-ding-dong is HUUUUUUGE

Dick Bush

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Dick Bush Tue 15 Dec 2015 19:24:42 No.63678133 Report

Quoted By: >>63678251

You're welcome internet!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 19:25:11 No.63678154 Report

Quoted By:

>>63674929

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 19:28:34 No.63678239 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675145
>Mmmhmmm

What does she mean by this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 19:29:07 No.63678251 Report

Quoted By:

>>63678133

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 19:30:57 No.63678289 Report

Quoted By:

>>63675661
now this is podracing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Feb 2016 16:44:06 No.63678289,1 Report Delete

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It's fucking real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 02:44:43 No.63678289,2 Report Delete

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Look at that! redditors did it! they made baneposting mainstream!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 02:44:46 No.63678289,3 Report Delete

Quoted By:

BASED
A
S
E
D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 02:47:13 No.63678289,4 Report Delete

Quoted By:

HE ACTUALLY DID IT! THE MADMAN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 02:47:42 No.63678289,5 Report Delete

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definite proof we need /film/ and /tv/ now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 03:02:26 No.63678289,6 Report Delete

Quoted By:

WE DID IT REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 03:05:44 No.63678289,7 Report Delete

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baneposting was a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 03:24:16 No.63678289,8 Report Delete

Quoted By:

2016 xd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 12:21:24 No.63678289,9 Report Delete

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asdasdasd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 20:34:09 No.63678289,10 Report Delete

Quoted By:

What a time to be alive guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 20:45:26 No.63678289,11 Report Delete

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Scene needs to open up with couple watching The Anvil Hoarder (1930)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 22:41:27 No.63678289,12 Report Delete

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das it mane..
das it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:44:08 No.63678289,13 Report Delete

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NILidxA9oqA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:02:25 No.63678289,14 Report Delete

Quoted By:

I like to party with my babes, cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monty on these crazy streets

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:07:14 No.63678289,15 Report Delete

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Test?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 03:37:48 No.63678289,16 Report Delete

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Now's the time for fear

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 03:05:04 No.63678289,17 Report Delete

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>it's fucking real

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 20:55:13 No.63678289,18 Report Delete

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POSTING IN THE CLASSIC THAT STARTED IT ALL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 22:14:32 No.63678289,19 Report Delete

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Very nice

Anοnymοus

Anοnymοus Wed 24 Feb 2016 14:09:04 No.63678289,20 Report Delete

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posting in an epic thread ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:43:01 No.63678289,21 Report Delete

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lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2016 09:29:10 No.63678289,22 Report Delete

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2016 11:24:36 No.63678289,23 Report Delete

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My god. This was actually made. This is actually real. What madness hath you wrought /tv/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2016 11:29:38 No.63678289,24 Report Delete

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Holy shit /tv/ well done

Stop while you still can!

Stop while you still can! Fri 26 Feb 2016 10:34:10 No.63678289,25 Report Delete

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The memes have gone too far.

Anonymous

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Hello, Reddit

t. Reddit

Anonymous

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