Disney owns Star Wars now. Episode 9 will be like High School Musical minus the singing.>finn doesn't think much of rose>rose asks poe about finn, how she can land him>poe recommends she puts on makeup and wear more desirous attire>poe tells rose when finn sees you don't give in, make him beg for it>rose shows up all dolled up, finn loses his shit and says something ghetto like, "hellll nooo">rose ignores finn, he chases her around like a love-starved pigeon, rose is eating it up, lol>rey is in the background crying, she tells rose she has romantic feelings for kylo but kylo's too stubborn>rose says, "sweetie, sit down, i got you">rose wipes rey's tears then dolls her up with makeup and takes her to the coruscant galleria mall to get the best look because asian girls know all about fashion and makeup>rey meets up with kylo dressed like a disney princess and kylo gets mad >rey is confused, kylo says, "don't you know i like you for who you are, this isn't you, be yourself">rey has a kylo-like lightsaber tantrum slicing up her closet and makeup in front of bb-8 who runs and tells finn and rose>finn grabs rey and says, "yo, what is this?">in tears, rey says nothing she does will make kylo happy and turn from the first order>rose days, "let him go, gf, he ain't worth it then if he can't appreciate or respect your efforts">rey says, "you're right...my bff" they hug>poe runs in and says, "we've got company"
Cue final battle with First Order, Rey and Kylo fight. Kylo dies and says, "R-R-Rey, you were right about me. I lo--, I love, you..." Kylo dies, Rey cries
Cue celebration of First Order defeat. Rey sees force ghosts of Luke, Kylo and Anakin all smiles. Finn taps her on the shoulder and brings her back with Rose and Poe.