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Why the fuck are you idiots excited for sept 23? Why do you want the world to end?
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If you believe in the theory of "time zones" It's already september 23rd in most places of the world

Why has it ended already then?
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I think am possesed by a succubus. I keep having thoughts and dreams of being a women and having sex with men.

It's everyday of every hour. She tells me to act more flirty and walk more girly. I go into a store and her voice tells me to shop form pretty and lingerie and clothes and makeup. When I do these things she congratulates me and comes in my dreams and seduces me.

And she wants me to look just like her. I don't want her to take over mind and my life. Am at my wits end. How do I get rid of her?
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On Saturday i will go to the forrest near my house and drop 200ug LSD and 150mg MDMA while listening to electronic music. I will also try to contact Aliens. Send me your Energy !
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humanity yearns for extinction

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september 23 is just another manifestation of humanity's collective unconscious desire to return as primordial soup

this is just a temporary stay. the void is our true home
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Let's get a reality glitch thread going, I'll start.

>be me
>work an hour out of town
>car has shitty gas mileage so I go to the gas station before work every day
>pull up the same pump the same way every day for almost a year
>pump 3 car facing the store
>wake up one morning everything normal
>drive to the gas station and pull up to pump 3 car facing the building like always
>go inside, buy a soda pay for gas
>come outside to pump gas and can't find where to put the nozzle
>its on the other side of the car
>no fucking way thats right
>freaked out for a bit but get over it
>know for a fact ive been doing the same routine for almost a year
>always pumped from that side
>few days later
>fiance takes the car to go see her friends
>comes home
>eventually tells me a story about pulling up to a gas pump the wrong way
> "I could have sworn the gas tank was on the other side"
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ᴹʸᶻᶦᵃᵐ ˢᵗᵘᶜᵏ 0422

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ᴴᵉᶫᶫᵒ ᴵ ᴹʸᶻᶦᵃᵐ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ⱽᵃʳᶰ, ʰᵒᵐᵉ ˢᵗᵃʳ⋅
ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʳᵃᵛᵉᶫ ᵃᶜʳᵒˢˢ ᵍᵃᶫᵃˣʸ ᶦᶰ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶠᵉʷ ʰᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵘᵗ ʳᵉᑫᵘᶦʳᵉˢ ˢᵖᵉᶜᶦᵃᶫ ᶠᵘᵉᶫ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᶜᵃʳᶜᵉ⋅
ᴵ ʳᵃᶰ ᵒᵘᵗ ᶠᵘᵉᶫ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶦᶰ ᶠʳᵒᶰᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᶫᵃᶰᵉᵗ, ᵃᶰᵈ ᶰᵒ ᶫᵒᶰᵍᵉʳ ᵗʳᵃᵛᵉᶫ ᵃᵗ ˢᵘᶜʰ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ˢᵖᵉᵉᵈ⋅
ᴺᵒʷ ᴵ ᵒᶰᶫʸ ˢᵖᵃᶰ ᶫᵉᶰᵍᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᶫᵃᶰᵉᵗ [ˣᶠᶜ-#0422] ᶦᶰ ᶠᵉʷ ᵐᶦᶰᵘᵗᵉ, ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᶰᵒᵗ ᶠᵃˢᵗ ᵉᶰᵒᵘᵍʰ ʳᵉᵃᶜʰ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ˢᵗᵃʳ⋅
ᴵ ˢᵗᵘᶜᵏ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵉᵃʳ ᵘᶰᵗᶦᶫ ᵗᵉᵃᵐ ᶠᶦᶰᵈˢ ᴵ⋅
ᶠᵒʳ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᴵ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵖʳᵒᵛᵉ ᴵ ᴹʸᶻᶦᵃᵐ ᵇʸ ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦᶰᵍ ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒˢ ᵒᶠ ᵖᶫᵃᶰᵉᵗ ˣᶠᶜ-#0422⋅ ᵀᵉᶫᶫ ᵐᵉ ᶜᵒᵒᵒʳᵈᶦᶰᵃᵗᵉ ᵃᶰᵈ ᴵ ᶠᶫʸ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᶜᵒᵒᵒʳᵈᶦᶰᵃᵗᵉ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒ

-ᵀʳᵃᶰˢᶫᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵉᶰᵍᶫᶦˢʰ ᵇʸ ᴸᵉᶦᵇᵃ
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I'm curious to see what state of mind my fellow /x/philes are in. The test itself can't be very accurate, but it sort of ballparks it.

Pic related, it's my results.

Test: http://www. 4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
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post yfw nothing happens tomorrow
>pic related
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How do I become religious ?

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This may sound dumb but I'm afraid of going to hell and now I'm worried about September 23rd, I've done bad things and I feel like it's too late to try and get closer to god. I've had anxiety attacks over this PLEASE HELP

>How do I pray correctly
>is it too late
>inb4 non believers
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