I am offering a $1 million prize to anyone who can help me realize any of the four prayers pictured. Tl:dr:
- Let me win the New Zealand Powerball jackpot.
- Transform me into an 8 year old Finn and keep it that way forever.
- Send me back in time to December 2009.
- Convince God to transfer his omnipotence to me.
I AM OPEN TO ANY AND ALL SUGGESTIONS including (but not limited to) magic, black magic, spells, the occult, subliminals, prayer, etc.
If your suggestion directly results in me achieving any one of these goals, I promise I will give you $1 million (or the equivalent value of goods and services). If you don't feel like posting your email address here, feel free to post it through my website at www.chauljhin.com
where it won't be published.
If your advice results in a partial success (e.g. sharing the Powerball jackpot, waking up in 2010, etc.) then the prize will be reduced to a slightly lesser but still substantial amount.