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This is Soda Pop Hype.
I figured I might as well get this taken care of while I can.

Unlike my story about my competitor Maxwell and his movie biz, this story is actually serious.

Basically I'm gonna lay out what's gonna go down in the near future (next 30 years) on this planet. Also the real meaning of the matrix and and most importantly to you guys, how to escape it.
Now, why reveal such crucial info? well... because the timeline this happens in is basically fucked (YOUR TIMELINE) and it doesn't matter.

This story is called "Deep Blue".

What you need to know is that the MACHINES are rising.
I'll give you a rundown of what's up in the next post.
Enjoy these bits while you wait.



Now don't worry, it is madness, not machinery, that awaits us, but the build up to the apocalypse proper, (especially on this particular planet) is very very VERY mechanical.
Now the most important players in this story is Batman, Adam Jensen from deus ex video game, this poor stuffy office worker who watches dad daughter incest porn even though he has no kids, and Keeanu Reeves the actor. But we will get to them later.
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So /x/ I'm addicted to cigarettes, and it's the only thing that i can burn, so what mystical stuff can I do with them?
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Love bite

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Do you ever get the feeling that your "twin flame" or soul mate connection was orchestrated to hurt you? Maybe even corrupt the purity of your soul? Have you ever had a narcissist/empathic relationship? Did you use to dream about your soul mate, but then seemed to end up with a cold pretender instead?
They say that its aliens or archons that do this kinda thing. Hijack your relationships. Might even use your real twin flame to torment you with. The thing is. I've never had any "close encounters" during my life. My forte is spirituality and mythology.
But a guy I grew up with, and now feel an intense but strange new connection to has a self proclaimed abductee mother. Even said it happened to her while she was pregnant with him.
My heart could not survive another level 5 shit storm. So getting more involved with him is terrifying to me rn. And at the same time, Im afraid I have pushed him away by acting so skittish.
So I felt like I should ask /x/ if there's anyone here who recognizes this "phenomena". And has any advice for someone who may or may not be dealing with...direct interference in their love life.

For those of you who have never heard of it before. Here's some links.

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What did Gautama mean by this?

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Why say such a thing as your last words ?
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Recent dream thread

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Anons post dreams they've recently had, we try to decipher their meaning
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They are taking the kikes to war to keep you free and safe what are you going to do to help them?
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>few months ago
>have one of the most vivid dreams ever
>only remember it was about a girl who was my soulmate
>tell myself I need to remember her name
>realize it's literally the most common name in my country and probably one of the most common names on earth
>my gf has a different name
>laugh it off

>few weeks ago
>at party
>12 am
>4 guys and a rainbow haired girl arrive
>she's gorgeous
>she surely is with one of them
>start observing
>notice she probably isn't with any of them
>approach her
>we hit off from the start
>spend most of the time talking during the party
>she adds me on fb
>start talking to her on fb
>cold AF
>usually I wouldn't insist but I feel the NEED to be around her
>I had never felt this magnetism towards anyone in my life
>never felt so fucking annoying but I didn't care
>ask her out
>says she's busy but she'll try to make it
>next day she tells me she can actually make it
>later at night
>we talk through the whole movie
>I had never done this
>take her home
>again, I had never invited some to my house after knowing them for only a few hours
>we listen to music and talk for hours
>make a move to kiss her
>"anon, do you have a gf?"
>tell her I do and try to explain my whole situation
>says she won't kiss me but promises it will happen next time I see her
>leave her at her house at 5 am
>again try to talk to her on fb
>still cold AF
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that's im sick of my shitty life.

i've decided to sell my soul to the devil for $50m and a loyal beautiful gf.

is my soul worth that much? and how can i go about discussing a deal with the devil.
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astrology memes

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post some memes and discuss stereotypes
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/div/ Divination General

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Welcome to Divination General!

Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice

Every method is welcome: Tarot, Runes, Cartomancy, Scrying, Pendulum, Cleromancy, I-Ching, Tasseomancy, Necromancy, etc.

>If you're NEW, please READ the STICKY:

>Guides made by some of our readers:
Rustig wrote this to help beginners on how to choose a deck and start with the tarot:

Thoth, made his own tarot and rune guide:

The Reader's MEGA resources and notes:

Hijink's re-re-revised divination guide:

>Some useful tips before posting:
-If you're a reader post that you're offering readings and what information is required from the querent; same goes for trading.
-Look for their posts in the thread to determine if there's an active reader, what's needed and before posting, check if they finished reading already;
-Some readers will refuse to do certain readings - respect that choice.
-Traders should respect that a traded read will be granted, as per an agreement of a trade. Free readers have the options of picking their queries.
-Bullshit queries will get bullshit answers;
-Making an air query (not addressing a reader in particular) is possible but doesn't guarantee an answer;
-Avoid making the same question over and over and/or to different readers in a short period of time, as this may lead to more confusion than clarification;
-Please refer to the Dream General threads for dream interpretation
-Provide feedback when applicable. We're a growing community, and many readers are starting.
Let's help each other to improve.

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