>>33064156>bro which way does it end and how did you know i wanted a christan answer
a keen observer allepos jesus asking jesus a simple question that 25% of americans know the answer to because of the show who wants to be a millionare and saying just off the cuff "what ?how should i know?" on the news.
yhwh never shows up to bail him out he didnt know either who the fuck likes game shows thats boring as fuck. you order the planet to be flooded and it is done you burn a nation to the ground and watch the babies burn who the hell can watch a game show after that. jesus left hanging thinks but never says "father why hath you forsaken me"
armagedon cancelled. no heaven ever established. no war with lucifer 1k years later after heaven created. humanity doesnt even last 100 more years .all parties involved agree to never speak of it and stop making fun of the pacifist that had to fight both sides in the middle between lucifer and god way way way back. a young protege who got a job as a reporter just ended a war before it could start with just words and ended a religion by making people reject its own savior / god.