>>34338116>yawni got a better one.
You awaken from your slumber on the lounge chair to find the pool room, never occupied IRL but it looks so god damn familiar for some reason. the sunlight is also gone, a sinking feeling overtakes your chest, you call out for your parents but no one answers, you call out for your brothers and sisters, no response. You slowly realize that you're all alone
then all of a sudden you hear kawaii voices in the distance. You get dressed to check out the rest of the house, the walls are made of paper and there is no furniture, jus tthe faint, buzzing of yellow ceiling bulbs above you. the kawaii voices call out your name and beckon you to the main bedroom and you witness a sight so heavenly, it makes you cry and your knees buckle. a roomful of teen-age anime lolis in japanese schoolgirl outfits are on a huge floor sleeping mat inviting you to cuddle with them. you remove your shoes and crawl onto the middle of the floor bed and the lolis all surround you whispering sweet little nothings in your ears, giving you soft kisses, hugging you then removing your clothes. you realize you're here for all eternity and maybe it's not so bad after all