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Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 05:38:43 2021 No.23700922 View View Reply Original Report

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Question for the femanons on this board. Let's say something awful happened to your vagina. You pick the disease, just whatever the case it's gone. Sewn shut. Can never be penetrated again.

Without your pussy, what exactly would you bring to a relationship? What would you hae to offer a man?

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hardcore pony Thu 04 Mar 2021 05:40:30 No.23700933 Report

Quoted By: >>23707214

DON'T BOTHER THEY CAN'T DO THE MATH

TWO ASS HOLES

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 05:41:19 No.23700937 Report

Quoted By: >>23701012 >>23704538

>>23700922
A gaming partner, interesting conversation, love and understanding.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 05:43:18 No.23700946 Report

Quoted By: >>23700955 >>23700966 >>23701003 >>23701267 >>23704551 >>23705970

My vagina is basically already shut anyway because i can’t bother anymore with stupid men (not all men are stupid but a hell of a lot of them are).
I would bring companionship and emotional closeness i suppose. Basically be your extra special best friend. I hear about asexual relationships so i assume its that.
Without a dick what would a guy bring to a relationship?

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hardcore pony Thu 04 Mar 2021 05:45:30 No.23700955 Report

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>>23700946
GRUESOME INSECURITY

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 05:47:34 No.23700966 Report

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>>23700946
Safety, security, a home, a provider, protection, someone to listen to you and cuddle with.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 05:56:06 No.23701003 Report

Quoted By: >>23701018

>>23700946
>I would bring companionship and emotional closeness i suppose. Basically be your extra special best friend. I hear about asexual relationships so i assume its that.
You are actually legitimately mentally retarded. A man would provide all of those things better than you would. If I didn't want sex I'd just gay marry a nice man.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 05:57:32 No.23701012 Report

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>>23700937
based waifu who gets it

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Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 05:59:12 No.23701016 Report

Quoted By: >>23705334 >>23707481

>Without your pussy, what exactly would you bring to a relationship? What would you hae to offer a man?
Anal.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 05:59:29 No.23701018 Report

Quoted By: >>23708653

>>23701003
You’re the one thats mentally retarded. you need to chill lol. Where did i say I’d be the best at providing anything? Where did i even say that i’d be any good at providing anything?
In fact where did i even say i’d try to stop you from marrying a man? I mean if you’re gay thats fine but don’t take it out on me.
I’m just answering Op’s hypothetical question, you should learn how to read sometime

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 06:07:09 No.23701055 Report

Quoted By: >>23705334

>>23700922
That would be in the butt bob

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 06:39:25 No.23701178 Report

Quoted By: >>23701190 >>23704566 >>23705334 >>23708661

>>23700922
I would cut you off mid sentence and tell you I’ve heard this stale ass joke 100 times. YOU SHOULD PICK UP A BOOK. Instead of watching Opie and Anthony and Patrice O’Neal bits over and over on YouTube all night. Then I would cuck you with my ass and mouth with a guy who has some fresh material that is all his own.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 06:41:47 No.23701181 Report

Quoted By: >>23704575 >>23706032 >>23708671

>>23700922
Well I do have orbiters I keep around even when I have a bf, they seem to gain something from simply existing in my presence right?

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 06:42:26 No.23701183 Report

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nothing because to have have and raise a mans kids

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 06:43:46 No.23701190 Report

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>>23701178
You're assuming that someone posting anonymously who posted with a picture of the comedian who originally made the joke is trying to pretend it's their own material?

Perhaps instead the idea is that hopefully enough people will either be familiar with the punchline or spare themselves potential shame and look up the joke and thus by eliminating the obvious potential respondents are forced to think "Damn, what else DO I have to offer?" And hopefully give some thought to it. Maybe better themselves, maybe improve their dating prospects by being their best selves.

Or instead they could try to use their holes as an insult and threaten to give them to someone else as you just did.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 06:57:45 No.23701245 Report

Quoted By: >>23708672

>>23700922
I'll be his companion
I'll cook for him
Wash his clothes etc etc
If he doesn't want me that's okay
You're thread made me laugh a bit thanks nigger

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 07:05:06 No.23701267 Report

Quoted By: >>23702594

>>23700946
>Without a dick what would a guy bring to a relationship?

material and physical stability
Since you are westernoid roasty who probably fucked 3000 niggers in row you wouldn't get this as you are living wealthy life.

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Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 14:44:04 No.23702594 Report

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>>23701267
Based.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 14:48:00 No.23702608 Report

Quoted By: >>23703957

>>23700922
cook gourmet meals, play four different instruments proficiently, sing, garden, keep house, mend and sew, fit and strong body for sexing, well read and able to have conversation, good at massage, don’t have social media, people pleaser and all that, love giving oral....lots of things beside sex in a relationship..

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 14:51:53 No.23702625 Report

Quoted By: >>23702720

>>23700922
Same thing men bring to me outside the sexual and reproductive aspects of a relationship - companionship, emotional intimacy, friendship, love, dedication, taking care of one another in every day life.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 15:13:07 No.23702720 Report

Quoted By: >>23702725 >>23702733

>>23702625
Women can't do this though.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 15:14:07 No.23702725 Report

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>>23702720
Based, exactly. Women are incapable of loving a man in the way that he wants.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 15:15:25 No.23702733 Report

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>>23702720
Never had any issue with it in my relationship. I'm sorry yours aren't stellar.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 19:14:46 No.23703957 Report

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>>23702608
Fiction

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 20:03:07 No.23704189 Report

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>>23700922
I read this in patrice oneals voice and did not dissapoint

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 20:46:23 No.23704451 Report

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>>23700922
Its just sad at this point. These threads are so gay

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 21:01:30 No.23704538 Report

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>>23700937
I can get 3 outta those 4 things with my guy friends. Try again

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 21:03:36 No.23704551 Report

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>>23700946
Because chances are I didnt use my dick to get you to stay you stupid bitch, pussy is all you have to get me to stay so no you're not my equal

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 21:04:08 No.23704554 Report

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>>23700922

depends what you are looking for...i can be great company...great competition...and a great friend...

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 21:05:15 No.23704566 Report

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>>23701178
Watching him is exactly how not to fall for the last part of your sentence.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 21:06:17 No.23704575 Report

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>>23701181
Yeah hope they can fuck you. Your pussy goes broken and they leave.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 21:38:31 No.23704775 Report

Quoted By: >>23705334

Blow jobs for daysssss and milk your prostate in the mean time too... I’d have to resort to anal no doubt.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 23:05:45 No.23705334 Report

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>>23704775
>>23701178
>>23701055
>>23701016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28gvMM8KXm4

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 23:56:23 No.23705683 Report

Quoted By: >>23707476

>>23700922
Patrice is so fucking basado, I watched all of his skits and currently at episode 3 of Black Philip. If all men knew his wisdom we'd all be back to the golden age of the 50s.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 00:46:37 No.23705970 Report

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>>23700946
>Voluntarily walking into a thread with a Patrice O’Neal pic
kek

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 00:59:02 No.23706032 Report

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>>23701181
When I read this I wonder how women have the gal to complain about anything on men, you're too narcissistic to have any real friends and that's why your stinky pussy is all you have.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 05:08:46 No.23707214 Report

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>>23700933
Underrated kek

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 05:26:10 No.23707274 Report

Quoted By: >>23707311

>>23700922
Sexually speaking I'll offer anal, oral, handjob, cosplay, any kinks beside vaginal penetration. Pretend to give unconditional love like his mother, be his alpha bitch for his harem. I can think lots.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 05:39:51 No.23707311 Report

Quoted By: >>23707333 >>23707354

>>23707274
The shit do you mean alpha for his harem? Do you think men have harems or some shit? You women need to be kept in cages if you think like this.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 05:44:54 No.23707333 Report

Quoted By: >>23707348 >>23707354

>>23707311
I sew nothing wrong being an alpha bitch or oldest wife in his open relationship If he wants vaginal sex and I can't provide, but I need him for living protection. Seem to be a mutual beneficial deal.
Who doesn't need a manager or secretary to manage affairs?

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 05:50:13 No.23707348 Report

Quoted By: >>23707437

>>23707333
Dunno if you're a roastie or not but I like the way you think. Most women will forbid their man from fucking ever again if their pussy broke cause deep down they know they dont bring shit else to the table. The mark of a down ass bitch is that she can fulfill your life even with the ADDITION of pussy

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 05:52:46 No.23707354 Report

Quoted By: >>23707368

>>23707311
>>23707333
Also don't give me crap about men not owning harem. The fuck do you think hookup, fuckbuddy, etc means if it's not similar to that? Admit it, if you could have lots of women on your dick without it blown up to divorce court, batshit stalker, golddigging, and potential haem, you'd do it in heartbeat. I'm just being realistic to offer service as "alpha" mommy to manage all that affairs.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 05:57:33 No.23707368 Report

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>>23707354
>They hated jesus because he told them the truth

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 06:19:16 No.23707437 Report

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>>23707348
Let's just say I knew from firsthand, things you said will only lead to lose-lose situation. Men got fucked by divorce yes, the money got sucked by alimony and shit yes, but live goes on and costs only keep rising. Any prize got from divorce will be gone fast, not to mention divorcee are very less likely to be on spot for remarrying someone better.
Yes there is Meghan Merkle who remarried to a prince, but there's also thousands of divorcee who became nobody and ruined life in long run.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 06:27:53 No.23707470 Report

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>>23700922
RIP Patrice

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 06:28:55 No.23707476 Report

Quoted By: >>23708658

>>23705683
Hello, girl and/or faggot

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 06:30:54 No.23707481 Report

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>>23701016
This. Also oral. How is this even a thread? Children? Just let him knock somebody else up then.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 11:32:37 No.23708531 Report

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Socialist agenda to say thank you unfortunately Pelosi subway that air Mark was pulled out because people were these things have nothing to do for Americans who are suffering because of Covid and I think everybody agrees that needs to happen a lot of folks are in need right now

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 12:38:56 No.23708653 Report

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>>23701018
He's not gey though anon. Didn't you get the point of the post?

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 12:40:23 No.23708658 Report

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>>23707476
Sure, a leftie or woman would endorse the 50s...

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 12:41:58 No.23708661 Report

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>>23701178
Surprisingly the most based answer here ngl.
You effectively proved OP's point by just reducing yourself down to your other holes instead. But at least you were honest about it.

That is at the very least admirable and amusing. Maybe women can be good company afterall.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 12:46:22 No.23708671 Report

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>>23701181
This was so dumb it made my anus bleed a little.
You get they are trying to sow the seed of "friendship" in your mind so they can plug the gap when you break up with hubby. They are weasels hovering for a crumb of vagina.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 12:48:01 No.23708672 Report

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>>23701245
You'd be his mum then?

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