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Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 06:56:52 2021 No.23701239 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23701403 >>23702117 >>23705920 >>23706211 >>23706257

weird right? I mean shit like carbon monoxide poisoning or downing a fuck ton of sleeping pills. fuck me maybe i dunno what im talking about 4chan do your fucking worse or not idc.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 07:40:33 No.23701359 Report

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This option is obviously pretty expensive, but go on the deep web and hire a hitman to kill you in your sleep. But then again, if you could afford that, you probably would not be trying to commit suicide.

But in all seriousness seek help dude. Aren't many people who deserve to kill themselves, I doubt you're one of them. Talk to somebody you love and trust, if you have nobody like that, then maybe just talk with internet friends about it. I'm sure there's plenty of people who have gone through what you're going through now.

Hang in there man, you'll do fine.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 07:55:22 No.23701403 Report

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>>23701239
Expose the scam where sausages and buns are sold in packs that don't mach up and big buns will make you disappear.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 07:59:49 No.23701424 Report

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Exit bag or assault a cop.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 09:07:12 No.23701608 Report

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>>23701424
exit bag is hard since most commercially available helium is diluted with other gases cause helium shortage

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 12:02:00 No.23702117 Report

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>>23701239
Order Chinese food.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 17:40:54 No.23703514 Report

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I've heard that if you take anti-vomiting pills, you can take sleeping pills and you won't throw them up.

Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 20:00:54 No.23704174 Report

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>But in all seriousness seek help dude. Aren't many people who deserve to kill themselves, I doubt you're one of them. Talk to somebody you love and trust, if you have nobody like that, then maybe just talk with internet friends about it. I'm sure there's plenty of people who have gone through what you're going through now. Hang in there man, you'll do fine.

Bump the above comment. Also: This is not the best idea but if you somehow get the motivation to go through with ending your life, use that motivation to better yourself and your circumstances around you. Take up a dangerous job that saves lives, volunteer for dangerous testing that saves lives, really anything with the risk that could end up killing you. I think this would help because no one else gets hurt in the process such as taking your life without your parents knowing what you're going through. It also lets everyone know the risks you go through with whatever job allows them to take every day spent with you that much more of a blessing, but really I'd hope this plan would get you the brain chemicals needed to care about your life and fight through it. Anon I do not know you but I am sure that there is a way to find that reason you live fully everday.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 00:31:25 No.23705888 Report

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>>23703514
That's so fucking risky tho. Your body reacts differently and you are a vegetable for the next 50 years.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 00:36:11 No.23705920 Report

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>>23701239
>safely
>suicide
What?

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 01:33:16 No.23706211 Report

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>>23701239
I hope you don't do it. You're still a retarded faggot like everyone else in here, but yeah, don't do it.

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Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 01:39:37 No.23706257 Report

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>>23701239
What do you mean by safe, exactly? If you mean most painless, that's an exit bag. Remember that the feeling of suffocation comes from a build up of carbon dioxide, not from a lack of oxygen.

If you're talking about your family's reaction, my plan is to park my car at a place I regularly go to and then just walk into the woods and die of exposure. I was considering faking a car crash and then doing that, but I think forensics can figure out from skid marks and shit if it was intentional.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 01:45:02 No.23706296 Report

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Please don't hurt yourself. Keep trying to find a place in the world. If you try hard enough, you can succeed.

Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 09:07:59 No.23708176 Report

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Idk a gun? Its how im probably going to have to do it. Only shitty part is the mess you leave behind but who really gives a fuck? Can't complain when the top of your head is gone

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