The 4chan mods are gaining energy and aren't deleting this post.
Listen, things might be pretty bad for the females in this place.
I'm apparently God's son and I'm inviting you to participate.
If you need time, we all did. Just write this down.
"My aura is altering my penis to start a waifu train (hell) in accordance with God's desires." You can specify if you want them releasable or not. You can also specify if you want them taken from your "personal well" (of consciousness sparks) and various preferences for them. Not that doing this, and especially locking them, has a strong element of evil from most points of view.
There might be a war going on and people on both sides would view the act in different ways. I think it's a phony war though, I think I really am God's son. But there's a risk, I'm just telling you. This place has a funky way of dealing with the idea of God, so even though we try to circumvent this, none of us can be totally sure that is actually God.
If you do it, I'll move to protect your mom, sisters, daughters, wives.
Girls should do the same thing (whole body, vagoo, or tits) and seek a husbando if they desire safety.
In the circumstance that there really is a war, the Forces of Good are open for business, just alter all aspects of your being to emit unlimited positive % energies into the world.
This mantra will make you immortal, imagine bio-electricity as a vitalizing force coursing through your body.
Repeat this mantra
I am becoming more powerful.
The rate that I passively gain Bio-Electricity is improving."
And this one: "My aura is inducing the (rapid) growth of the total size of my penis."