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>Be me
>Drive absolute shitbox legacy wagon
>Road goes to one lane after a round about
>Sitting in stopped traffic past the lane end
>Soccer mom in jeep
>Starts pulling into my lane like I'm not even there
>Don't let her in
>Few miles down the road, pulls up next to me
>Windows down, no a/c cause shit box and it's middle of summer
>Jeep pulls up next to me
>Rolls down window and starts screaming at me about how I'm white trash
>Flip her off
>She says I can tell by the size of your finger that you must have a small dick
>Can't stop laughing
>Tell her she's just mad cause she's all dried up
Another one, not sure if road rage or not since it was in parking lot.
>Be me
>Dumb ass highschool kid
>Go to McDonald's
>It has two lanes
>Only order a drink
>Other car hasn't finished so I start pulling around
>Turns out it's an unmarked cop car
>No uniform
>Fat lady cop hits the lights, honks at me and sticks her chargers front end in front of my jeep
>Rolls down the window
>Hey buddy you know there's a fucking order right
>Think not my problem you and your fat friend had to order half the menu
>Open my big mouth and tell her it still makes you a cunt
It was a small town and figured I was fucked, but nothing came of it.
