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Anonymous Wed 24 May 21:05:36 2023 No.26664617 View View Reply Original Report

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Chinese money is a problem.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:10:43 No.26664633 Report

Quoted By: >>26664638

its pretty ugly but i was expecting worse. chinks are subhuman tho i agree, the nanjing massacre should hapen again

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:11:54 No.26664636 Report

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>>26664617
Have you seen the recent news. Bug people are losing their shirts.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:13:01 No.26664638 Report

Quoted By: >>26664680 >>26664909

>>26664633
how could it be worse? it's like 5% larger than last gen and looks like a shrunk down XM, light up oversized grille and all. this car is a postmodern nightmare.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:14:26 No.26664641 Report

Quoted By: >>26664650 >>26665767 >>26667052

>>26664617
Looks great. I would be all over it if I could afford to buy it and maintain it.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:16:00 No.26664650 Report

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>>26664641
If you could afford to buy it new then you wouldn't need to maintain it yourself, dealership does it for you under the warranty period.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:26:17 No.26664680 Report

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>>26664638
>how could it be worse?
i take it you havent seen the new 7 series yet

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:28:15 No.26664691 Report

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>>26664617
one of the ugliest rear ends of all time
sheeeeeeesh
what a cucked back.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:33:04 No.26664702 Report

Quoted By: >>26669206

it looks a lot more normal in black/poorfag spec

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:39:39 No.26664720 Report

Quoted By: >>26664909

>>26664680
they're equally bad imo. in some ways the 7 is even better, at least it doesn't look like an amorphous gay little hornet blob.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:42:34 No.26664728 Report

Quoted By: >>26664879

Mercedes is better in this case

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:43:23 No.26664732 Report

Quoted By: >>26665781 >>26667052

>>26664617
looks fine
t.chang

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:52:25 No.26664751 Report

Quoted By: >>26664767 >>26669271

>>26664680
i saw one of these in real life and the pictures don't do it justice for how ugly it is in real life
it looks like a chinese rolls royce and the proportions are weird, looks like a soap bar

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 21:58:51 No.26664767 Report

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>>26664751
i did too in a bmw showroom and i snapped a pic to show my gf how ugly it is and a salesman came up to me and said "isn't she a beaut" and i just chuckled as i walked away (and then everyone clapped) lmao

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:16:48 No.26664800 Report

Quoted By: >>26664802 >>26664865

>>26664680
Timeless design. Any disagreement is straight up poorfag cope.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:17:43 No.26664802 Report

Quoted By: >>26664828

>>26664800
You're gay. If you disagree, you're gay.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:26:26 No.26664828 Report

Quoted By: >>26664833

>>26664802
Cope some more, poorfag.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:28:59 No.26664833 Report

Quoted By: >>26664859 >>26664875

>>26664828
You don't need to able to afford Picasso to think his art is ugly as fuck.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:37:37 No.26664859 Report

Quoted By: >>26664868

>>26664833
Gigacope.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:39:46 No.26664865 Report

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>>26664800
timeless at being a shitty design

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:40:33 No.26664868 Report

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>>26664859
Just following your instructions, retar- I mean sir.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:44:16 No.26664875 Report

Quoted By: >>26664878

>>26664833
way to prove his point

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:45:54 No.26664878 Report

Quoted By: >>26664885

>>26664875
>wealth buys taste
Do you fags unironically believe this?

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:46:56 No.26664879 Report

Quoted By: >>26664886

>>26664617
It's objectively not as ugly as you all like to pretend it is. Internet dogma and a dislike for the new seems to be the source of your criticism. Still nothing to write home about

>>26664728
that car looks worse somehow

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:48:27 No.26664885 Report

Quoted By: >>26664889

>>26664878
maybe if you call me a retard or a faggot again I might change my mind.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:48:46 No.26664886 Report

Quoted By: >>26664909

>>26664879
It's like you didn't read this thread at all and are basing your opinions on what you expect to find.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:50:28 No.26664889 Report

Quoted By: >>26664917

>>26664885
Oh does it bother you?
Maybe if you just deflect by calling me poor again it'll change my mind too.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:52:52 No.26664897 Report

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>>26664617
what's with the commie grey everywhere?

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:54:06 No.26664903 Report

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it looks like a camry

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:54:13 No.26664904 Report

Quoted By: >>26664919

>>26664897
women exist for being impregnated and nothing more.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:54:44 No.26664907 Report

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>>26664897
>he doesn't like the despotic design language
Uhm I'm sorry sweatie but are you being a poorfag right now? Oof, yikes

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:55:35 No.26664909 Report

Quoted By: >>26664925 >>26664930

>>26664886
>It's like you didn't read this thread

I did. Everyone is just saying its ugly and only this guy >>26664638 articulated his actual thoughts. I don't think the rear is ugly, and using the phrase "postmodern nightmare" is what I mean when I was referring to there being a disdain for "the new" in this thread. I mean just look at this comment >>26664720, what am I supposed to interpret from "gay little hornet blob"?

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:56:33 No.26664912 Report

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>>26664897
grey cars blend in with the road more so are more prone to accidents and that helps the economy

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:58:30 No.26664917 Report

Quoted By: >>26664942

>>26664889
>deflect by calling me poor again
that wasn't me that was a different anon. Although he has a point. Just because a car is too expensive it doesn't mean it should get point off in the looks department.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 22:59:09 No.26664919 Report

Quoted By: >>26665900

>>26664904
What about all those sandwiches your mom brings down to the basement? I bet you would be pretty cross is she stopped bringing them.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 23:02:42 No.26664925 Report

Quoted By: >>26664957

>>26664909
>what am I supposed to interpret from "gay little hornet blob"?
i can draw you a picture if it will help.
also postmodern != new. postmodernism is an artistic and philosophical zeitgeist. things can be new without adhering to postmodernist design principals.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 23:03:18 No.26664930 Report

Quoted By: >>26664975

>>26664909
>Everyone
Three people said it looked ugly. Three people said it looked either good or fine. Most others were neutral.

>postmodernism
Well tbf it isn't anything new it's just an inversion of the old. Like purposely making things ugly isn't creating any new beauty it's just opposing the previous beauty standards. It is defined by its opposition to traditionalism, and thus can never truly be unique.
A dislike for this sort of anti-design is not a fear of novelty it goes much much deeper than that.

Greased Geese !NrO8GRTS/o Wed 24 May 2023 23:03:56 No.26664934 Report

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peak styling was nips ripping off bongs

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 23:05:15 No.26664938 Report

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>>26664912
Seemed like a KIA staple color like they wanted the NK market but now everyone has the Chairman Mao grey option. Every KIA I see is this color

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 23:06:49 No.26664942 Report

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>>26664917
What? The guy's point was that the car is pretty and if you disagree you're poor. I never implied that because of the price it somehow makes a car uglier, I said the price does not make it pretty.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 23:11:16 No.26664957 Report

Quoted By: >>26665003

>>26664925
I'm sorry but yeah a picture would be appreciated. How in the world can the angles and curves on this BMW actually be labeled postmodern? That phrase could easily be used as a catchall term to describe anything that you dislike aesthetically and that also happens to be new. Sure; there is beauty and meaning in car design, but it sorta feels like you're unnecessarily projecting other meanings and trends onto it. Like you're viewing the car unfairly because you've decided its a symptom of a greater problem in society or in arts.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 23:20:22 No.26664975 Report

Quoted By: >>26664998

>>26664930
>Three people said it looked ugly. Three people said it looked either good or fine. Most others were neutral.
fair enough

>Well tbf it isn't anything new it's just an inversion of the old.
I sympathize with this perspective, especially as someone who loves architecture. However; I have come to understand and learn to appreciate a lot of modern design. While a large percentage definitely tries too hard to think outside the box; there can be a lot of honest artistic innovation. You especially get a sense of this phenomenon when you look back at the history of architecture, music, or painting. There are many valid criticisms, but some (not even most) of you just have stubborn taste.

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 23:28:48 No.26664998 Report

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>>26664975
>stubborn taste
I find the rigid academic categorisation for these things too normative and prescriptive.
I think the value of all art is in its beauty, and beauty must therefore be art's main focus. Now there are certainly beautiful modern buildings, but it is the spirit in which most modern things are designed (profit driven, easy to construct, minimalist, empty, cold, passionless, lifeless, meaningless) that causes people to dislike it. That's why I said Picasso's art is shit, he chose to depict the ugliest most deformed and degenerate states of human consciousness possible, for some odd reason. This art brings us down, it does not uplift us nor speak to our higher selves or call forth our soul to love life and the world.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 23:31:42 No.26665003 Report

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>>26664957

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 23:34:18 No.26665007 Report

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>>26664912
I almost didn't see the grey Honda beside me yesterday. Fucker was the same color as the tarmac and hiding in my blind spot.

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 01:35:46 No.26665422 Report

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>>26664617
Jesus it all makes sense now. Thanks for the pill.

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 01:38:51 No.26665434 Report

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>>26664617
>Chinese are the issue
>not the FATASS AMERICANS who have single handedly caused the size of vehicles worldwide to balloon while their negrified tastes have caused the death of numerous body styles and marques.

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 03:12:16 No.26665752 Report

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>>26664617
I don't see the Chinese government pushing for new regulations every year. Our Western Goverment is always to Blame.

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Asron martin Thu 25 May 2023 03:15:43 No.26665767 Report

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>>26664641
Fucking m340i looks better

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 03:21:00 No.26665781 Report

Quoted By:

>>26664732
and a ching chong ping pong to you too

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 04:08:21 No.26665900 Report

Quoted By:

>>26664919
anons mom was already impregnated, bunkertroon

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 04:27:16 No.26665939 Report

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>>26664617
BING CHI LING BING CHI LING

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 15:33:58 No.26667052 Report

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>>26664641
>>26664732

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 05:39:34 No.26669053 Report

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>>26664680
fix the headlights and this would actually be quite aesthetic

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 05:43:15 No.26669058 Report

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>>26664617
>all that marketing fluff
i'm glad i switched majors.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 07:34:27 No.26669170 Report

Quoted By:

>>26664617
THE BIG YES

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:08:46 No.26669206 Report

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>>26664702
Kind of looks makes me think of an altima

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:10:24 No.26669209 Report

Quoted By:

>>26667052
Big grill mean big engine

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:38:53 No.26669230 Report

Quoted By:

>>26664617
>powerful rear
kek, marketing department working overtime here

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:30:50 No.26669268 Report

Quoted By:

>>26664617
Honestly, not that bad. I kinda like the rear.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:34:32 No.26669271 Report

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>>26664751
Tbh I saw it few times by now and it grew quickly on me.

Fuck normalfags, I like that odd design.
>that cyberpunk vibes

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:38:19 No.26669275 Report

Quoted By: >>26669383

>>26667052
big grill
big money

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:58:38 No.26669297 Report

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>>26664617
The rear and overall kind of squared off look is kind of cool actually.

Anonysous Fri 26 May 2023 10:50:45 No.26669367 Report

Quoted By:

>>26667052
>bumper is covered and a there is place for the registration plate
>buck teeth showing bumper underneath

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:06:52 No.26669383 Report

Quoted By: >>26669388

>>26669275
I've seen a 2023 m3 a few days ago and I have to say that they actually look good IRL, despite looking like absolute fucking dogshit in the promotional materials and pictures.
How does that happen?

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:11:47 No.26669388 Report

Quoted By: >>26669395

>>26669383
>I've seen a 2023 m3 a few days ago and I have to say that they actually look good IRL, despite looking like absolute fucking dogshit in the promotional materials and pictures. How does that happen?

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:18:37 No.26669394 Report

Quoted By: >>26669396

>>26664617
ironic because the ching chongs get a way better looking ev exclusively

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:20:19 No.26669395 Report

Quoted By: >>26669407

>>26669388
I don't even like bmws produced after 2010, you fucking schizo. It's just that the new m3 somehow manages to look good in person.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:21:19 No.26669396 Report

Quoted By: >>26669401

>>26669394
The connected lights and grill look like a dumpster fire on every bimmer.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:23:12 No.26669401 Report

Quoted By: >>26669408

>>26669396
I mean its that or the giant coffin pig grill, take your pick
It's not even that bad, pre LCI G30 M340i is peak 2020's bmw design

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:25:18 No.26669403 Report

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lol they seriously talking about the brake lights TWICE

holy cope

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:28:55 No.26669407 Report

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>>26669395
that's funny because i think it looks even worse in person. the worst part is the owners always try to wave or some shit to me and i have to act like i think their car isn't a steaming pile of dog shit.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:29:20 No.26669408 Report

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>>26669401
>take your pick
I'll just buy an e92 instead lol.

>G30 M340i
Looks like it wanted to be an audi with a bmw grill.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:56:40 No.26669430 Report

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>>26667052
Why is the color blue not exist in this image?
I tried to change the cars in Gimp and blue is just gray.

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 12:24:05 No.26669456 Report

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>>26667052
Looking back, I miss my e93 more and more.

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 12:28:00 No.26669459 Report

Quoted By: >>26671615

>>26669456

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:03:02 No.26670293 Report

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>>26664617
Only war can stop the culture from turning into bug culture

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:06:21 No.26670299 Report

Quoted By: >>26671401

>>26664617
>Precisely defined light source with L-shaped chrome strip
oh my, i think i'm going to cum

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 00:52:26 No.26671401 Report

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>>26670299
it's not even an L shape, just a fucking straight line with a kink in it

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 02:44:32 No.26671615 Report

Quoted By:

>>26669459
Love my non iDive e90.
Only mod I'm considering it paddle shift retrofit.

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 02:45:23 No.26671618 Report

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>>26664617
They gave it chink eyes

Greased Geese !NrO8GRTS/o Sat 27 May 2023 02:46:13 No.26671620 Report

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I dont know who has worse taste
actual chinks
or the automakers who pander to chinks

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