>>126131237Seth tried to mount the P:/ drive onto his computer so he could began copying files. However, the Windows software displayed an error on-screen, "P:/ drive is too small to access".
Puzzled, Seth Rich popped his head above his cubicle and checked if anyone was nearby. The coast was clear, so Seth opened a new tab and typed into Google, "P- O- R- N-". Seth then began stroking his flaccid cock into a veinous piece of a meat.
"P:/ drive is ready to use", his computer read. He needed to maintain his erection during the entire file transfer, so he used his secondary monitor for his erotic stimulation and HRC data on his primary monitor. Over 4,000 emails had to be copied, which was estimated to take over 30 minutes.
Seth maintained a consistent stroke of his penis to allow the Windows drive to be accessible for the file transfer. As the amount of files left decreased, his horniness increased. Seth was blue balled for over 30 minutes when there were only 150 emails left in the transfer.
As the countdown of emails left dropped, Seth could not hold it anymore. The busy Latina on his Dell monitor was calling his name. Seth could not hold it in anymore. When suddenly, he hears someone walk across the corner and footsteps approach louder.
"4 emails left"
"3 emails left"
"2 emails left"
"1 emails left"
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As the Windows machine chimed a "DING!", simultaneously so did Seth achieve his organism and a black shadow pass by his peripherals. Seth turned his head, penis in one hand, mouse in the other, and saw John Podesta.
John screamed, "FROM NOW ON YOU WILL CALL ME YOUR FATHER".
