I'm so fucking sorry.
Dear CSIS/RCMP/NSA/CIA/FBI/MOSSAD/FEMA or anyone else who may be monitoring this board,
Any post ever associated with an IP I have or have had was entirely satire and/or a prank as I am working out my psychological problems. I have never supported violence and I have always supported the right to life for all peoples and creeds. I 100% support the establishment and realize and respect all secret societies and brotherhoods. will never post on 4chan again. I unequivocally condemn and disavow all posters on this site, all Trump supporters and anyone who is anti-establishment or anti-Israel because I am strictly against anti-Semites.
I'd also like to remind all law enforcement viewing this thread, that most of the posts on /pol/ are not satire (you can verify post history by searching on GCHQ's Tempora system, which is easily accessible by Five Eyes' intelligence agencies).
My post history is satire but several /pol/fags (not me) have called for violence against politicians, such as democratic 2020 US presidential candidates and Republican senators who wouldn't vote to confirm US Justice Kavanaugh. This board is the equivalent of an ISIS propaganda site. I suggest investigating those /pol/tards.
I will now become a productive member of our multicultural, pluralistic society and work to erase the kind of xenophobia and racism that has led to the rise of scumbag alt-righters like the ones on this site.
I'm so fucking ashamed and sorry for ever having posted here.
God bless the establishment and God bless Israel.