I like going to open community pools or hotel pools and shitting in them. I spend my entire weekends driving from pool to pool, sometimes waiting hours at one pool just waiting for the perfect time to shit in it. It’s not sexual or anything like that it’s just the thought of some employee having to grab a long pool net and scoop my shit out of the pool all while gagging from the smell is just hilarious. I always make sure to have a big meal of KFC before leaving my stinkies in the pool so they have a nice big, shit smelling schlong waiting for them.
Sometimes I return to the scene of the crime a few days later just to find the pool is actually fucking closed LMAO my shit did this much damage yes!!! I always have to hide my excitement and joy when I return so the employees don’t get suspicious but I almost feel like an evil genius when I leave that big old sloppy joe in the water. If they leave it long enough they have to pay a fortune for a specialist to remove my shit particles from the filter and water that is what most excites me. It cost me the price of a zinger stacker $8.45 to make multiple people’s lives miserable, ruining the pool for kids, destroying family vacation pool time and making the employees jobs a million times harder. Fucking normies hahahaha.
One day I will have to give up shitting in pools. I worry about becoming an old man and no longer being able to control my bowels. The fear of not being able to shit on command is terrifying. One day I might even get caught for doing it but until that day I’m going to spend my weekends driving to various community pools and spas and shitting in them. I plan to travel to Wet’n’Wild someday, a big waterpark and shit in every ride I can, I will shit in the wave pool, I will shit in the whirlpool springs and I will definitely shit in Calypso Beach. I think that will be my final hurrah- until then I will just keep shitting along.