Nobody us getting decapitated. Or if they do it will be like the CGI beheadings in the movie 300 where everyone cheers. And talking of 300, Biden said yesterday blamed 300! US and Brit trained AFGHAN Military who are responsible for the whole debacle. All they needed was to occupy a small road and they would have killed the marauding armies of Xerxes and saved Greece from undoubted servitude. In reality news, Taliban chilling on the couch, having a Long Island Ice Tea and giggling watching CNN with Lu Chang as they negotiate mining rights. Sucking another breath on the opium pipe, Chang says, hey, let's put out a press release about human rights of minorities and women. Lol says Ahmed, have another hit. On the phone are US and Brit Generals asking how long can you keep this up guys you complete Chad's, shall we have a bit of a rest at Rammstein for a bit? Meh don't worry, relax, we'll get you your lithium. Hahaha they all say, talk to you later.