I hope the apocalypse happens so I have an excuse to kill people like you. Id kill anyone I saw near my property without hesitation. I think id torture people too, for fun. There wont be much left to do, and torturing you would be immensely satisfying.
What id do is fill up a small shed I have with cholla cactus and every spider I can find. Id have a lot of time to do this and live in the desert, so cactus is plentiful. Then id strip you naked, bind you, and leave you in the dark in there until you die. Youd best be careful who you fuck with when the time comes, or some of us will get immense pleasure from your screams. I cant imagine how bored id be in this scenario. Torturing people like you would legitimately be fun. Plus id get your AR as an added bonus.