Burger King is out, I guess I'll go to McDonald's. No wait, they're pretty globohomo too, I'll go to Wendy's. No wait, they're pretty globohomo too, I'll go to Jack in the Box. No wait, even for goyslop they're just shit. I guess I'll cook delicious food at home.
Is this all some 6D backgammon move to make us all healthier? Convince goyslop manufacturers to alienate themselves out of business?