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The Best Part of Waking Up
2 solid days of black coffee,
red velvet cake,
and enough mushrooms to make a serial killer use and Easy Bake© Oven.
Laced with chocolate syrup so thick that, when I see your face
between my legs, your smile echoing smiles echoing smiles echoing
thoughts that I think of you, beautiful and supple and dry
with my piss dribbling up into your eyes, cringing away
as hot streams of lemonade spray like war paint
marking the creases of your dimpled cheeks
and slipping into crow’s feet sipped into corners of lips licked clean
of fresh felch dripping like a daft waterfall down your chin,
I’ll have to force the first fart, spraying java chips onto your face
as the pressure of the push wedges a hint of nutty cocoa’d glaze
just deep enough into your mouth for your tongue’s finer buds to graze
the venti poo poo geyser with its fragrant aftertaste
coming through the green straw like a lazy tsunami.
After you’ve finished, you’ll smile into my eyes and say,
“That was more like a white chocolate frappuccino than a mocha latté.”
>>1230300 >unchecked dubs
bumb for da lideradure :D
This is currently the oldest thread archived from /s4s/ on 4plebs. Much to think about.
you must read ALL 93678+ pages of es for es before you are allowed to post, it's office policy
i was here 2022
Miss steals yo snufkin
esfores does not welcome picklel!
a rude namefig!
never heard of em
Filtered after seeing his very first post
I like him
fuck all of you right now
Your fortune: Good Luck
what the HELL its noon
Go to bed anne frank. Care to explain how you wrote your diary with a ballpoint pen before they were invented? HmmmMMM?
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t-that wasn't part of the deal!
inb4 "I have altered the deal" View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace [Doremi].Ojamajo.Doremi.39.[640x (...).jpg,
but srsly... i'm just gonna re-watch a episode of doremi EVERY DAY for the rest of my life... it's THAT good and i rly thing u shud at least watch it once
another shigeyasu masterpiece
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
I do not understand this episode... Why was Onpu sad? What was her secret? What does non-standard mean in this context? Why was the role she chose so challenging?
I will never understand you, Onpu...
swaglord's tranny meme failed
coal dust. IGNITED
mods eternally btfo
flawless /qa/ victory
Despite having large man tits i still like to be shirtless in the privacy of my own home
It feels amazing
dead people should mind their fucking business, it's not your responsibility what they decide to do
on the contrary, we live for these moments (pardon the pun)
whip out those flappy baps and lettem breathe, boys
the dead speak to those who listen
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
nothing wrong with large man tits, let 'em hang free and proud
i can't believe Rika said the n-word
You actually should wash chicken, the fda advises against it because they don't think regular people are capable of keeping their sink clean, they think washing chicken increases the chance of cross contamination from you getting the salmonella that's all over the outside of the chicken on your sink.
just the tip
kidney stones can make effective improvised weapons
if your body's making improvised weapons against you you should sit down and think about what's going on in your life
its a war between me and my body
only one of us will survive
I can eat drugs if I want to!
this is the worst timeline . . .
the jerry ordway say:
we kill the supermank
i wish buniys were big and you could hug them
i wish dubbies were big and i coulde hug youe
ahah he look like a loaf!
flemish giants are very big and you can hug them