Feels like I'm on /b/ today.
wake up in the mornin feelin like b-eilish (hey fat titties bitch)
grab my bugs jump out my pod, i'm gonna feed my iFetus (bugs yo)
before I do, across the room is a shiny white tower
held inside are the fertilized eggs of some karen (my son!) *onions scream*
to the tune of [YouTube] Ke$ha - TiK ToK (embed)